nerdbearoh.bsky.social
@nerdbearoh.bsky.social
Mazel tov!
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
You can’t fix Shane.
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Oh, you’re golden.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Goddamned Hal Jordan.
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Uncontrollable repost vomit is a real crisis.
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Qualifications.
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
They’ve faked their own deaths at least once.
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Like, “Listen, I think he’s adorable and very sweet, but he’s never going to be housebroken, soooooo… ?”
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Right before the Outback era, Alex stalked Magneto, trying to figure out what was happening with the X-Men, but Psylocke kept wiping his memories.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Thank god, because he always ends up thinking they’re dead!
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Right? Priorities.
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Or do, if that’s your thing. I don’t kink shame.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Reposted
Legolas & Gimli is the beautiful love story of an aloof twink who thinks they’re too good for a short king bear only for his heart to betray him and they live happily ever after
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Now THIS is lore.
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Scratching her scalp forces you to experience your WORST FEAR.
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Packed with vitamins either way.
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
A fair question!
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM