Neptune 🔞
@neptunebird.bsky.social
20-something eastern bluebird (NOT A BLUEJAY!!!!!) who probably buys too much banger art | no age in bio, do not follow | https://linktr.ee/neptune_bird | icon and banner: @numijulie.bsky.social
are you serious rn
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
are you serious rn
Neptune was given a choice: fight with Wulfric as a hero, or side with Archie as a villain.
His choice is the WRONG one. He's too distracted by large men to battle well, resulting in his team's loss in all timelines. At least he's getting the punishment he deserves.
Comm by @haxsmacks.bsky.social!
His choice is the WRONG one. He's too distracted by large men to battle well, resulting in his team's loss in all timelines. At least he's getting the punishment he deserves.
Comm by @haxsmacks.bsky.social!
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Neptune was given a choice: fight with Wulfric as a hero, or side with Archie as a villain.
His choice is the WRONG one. He's too distracted by large men to battle well, resulting in his team's loss in all timelines. At least he's getting the punishment he deserves.
Comm by @haxsmacks.bsky.social!
His choice is the WRONG one. He's too distracted by large men to battle well, resulting in his team's loss in all timelines. At least he's getting the punishment he deserves.
Comm by @haxsmacks.bsky.social!
You'll never be him
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 AM
You'll never be him
all three actually get bios and key art too like damn...... would x3
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
all three actually get bios and key art too like damn...... would x3
At least the mindflayer has a pussy. Can't be gay if he does, right? Right? At least that's what his lust-clouded mind kept telling him...
It felt so good, that he's sure to stop questioning it after a few more rounds with his new party member.
Aftermath sketch by @rammygoldfinch.bsky.social!
It felt so good, that he's sure to stop questioning it after a few more rounds with his new party member.
Aftermath sketch by @rammygoldfinch.bsky.social!
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
At least the mindflayer has a pussy. Can't be gay if he does, right? Right? At least that's what his lust-clouded mind kept telling him...
It felt so good, that he's sure to stop questioning it after a few more rounds with his new party member.
Aftermath sketch by @rammygoldfinch.bsky.social!
It felt so good, that he's sure to stop questioning it after a few more rounds with his new party member.
Aftermath sketch by @rammygoldfinch.bsky.social!
Tristan was gathering Mindflayer Eggs for a potion maker to make some Gold.
He didn’t expect to be MAKING those eggs, but once he's in Rammy's clutches, he can't help himself. He grabs the mindflayer, and doesn't let up until he's pumped full of his seed.
Comm by @rammygoldfinch.bsky.social!
He didn’t expect to be MAKING those eggs, but once he's in Rammy's clutches, he can't help himself. He grabs the mindflayer, and doesn't let up until he's pumped full of his seed.
Comm by @rammygoldfinch.bsky.social!
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Tristan was gathering Mindflayer Eggs for a potion maker to make some Gold.
He didn’t expect to be MAKING those eggs, but once he's in Rammy's clutches, he can't help himself. He grabs the mindflayer, and doesn't let up until he's pumped full of his seed.
Comm by @rammygoldfinch.bsky.social!
He didn’t expect to be MAKING those eggs, but once he's in Rammy's clutches, he can't help himself. He grabs the mindflayer, and doesn't let up until he's pumped full of his seed.
Comm by @rammygoldfinch.bsky.social!
After soundly defeating Neptune in a match, Caesar rewards him with a nice taste of his world famous meatballs! He even lets the defeated fighter take a turn with those tender turkey breasts of his, for a price. Neptune WAS the loser after all!
Comm by @demiandraws.bsky.social! (Caesar is his too!)
Comm by @demiandraws.bsky.social! (Caesar is his too!)
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 AM
After soundly defeating Neptune in a match, Caesar rewards him with a nice taste of his world famous meatballs! He even lets the defeated fighter take a turn with those tender turkey breasts of his, for a price. Neptune WAS the loser after all!
Comm by @demiandraws.bsky.social! (Caesar is his too!)
Comm by @demiandraws.bsky.social! (Caesar is his too!)
DILF squad, attack this twink
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 AM
DILF squad, attack this twink
At a gathering of powerful Pokémon trainers, Neptune felt out of place. While he was a good trainer, he felt he paled in comparison to the others.
Luckily, he found another purpose - boosting the morale of Archie, Wulfric, and Crasher Wake after their matches!
Comm by @nandarazzi.bsky.social!
Luckily, he found another purpose - boosting the morale of Archie, Wulfric, and Crasher Wake after their matches!
Comm by @nandarazzi.bsky.social!
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
At a gathering of powerful Pokémon trainers, Neptune felt out of place. While he was a good trainer, he felt he paled in comparison to the others.
Luckily, he found another purpose - boosting the morale of Archie, Wulfric, and Crasher Wake after their matches!
Comm by @nandarazzi.bsky.social!
Luckily, he found another purpose - boosting the morale of Archie, Wulfric, and Crasher Wake after their matches!
Comm by @nandarazzi.bsky.social!
Age of Imprisonment character spoilers
How is this not throuple banter. I am crazy.
For reference Vence is another Rito. Male. A "dear best friend".
How is this not throuple banter. I am crazy.
For reference Vence is another Rito. Male. A "dear best friend".
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Age of Imprisonment character spoilers
How is this not throuple banter. I am crazy.
For reference Vence is another Rito. Male. A "dear best friend".
How is this not throuple banter. I am crazy.
For reference Vence is another Rito. Male. A "dear best friend".
He will never be ba- holy shit hes balling...
November 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
He will never be ba- holy shit hes balling...
Edgar is the Captain of Napoleon’s royal guard. The stalwart knight can frequently be seen standing stoicly by the throne room. Despite his cold exterior, the veteran knight has a warm, kind heart... One of many things his husband Felix absolutely adores about him!
Comm by @jaegerdraws.bsky.social!
Comm by @jaegerdraws.bsky.social!
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Edgar is the Captain of Napoleon’s royal guard. The stalwart knight can frequently be seen standing stoicly by the throne room. Despite his cold exterior, the veteran knight has a warm, kind heart... One of many things his husband Felix absolutely adores about him!
Comm by @jaegerdraws.bsky.social!
Comm by @jaegerdraws.bsky.social!
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Neptune was struggling in his match against King K. Rool. He's knocked onto his back and sees a shadow. The fat kremling slams his belly down into Neptune! The devastating blow knocks the wind, and consciousness, out of him. Another victory for the King!
Patreon reward by @hunter-husky.bsky.social!
Patreon reward by @hunter-husky.bsky.social!
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Neptune was struggling in his match against King K. Rool. He's knocked onto his back and sees a shadow. The fat kremling slams his belly down into Neptune! The devastating blow knocks the wind, and consciousness, out of him. Another victory for the King!
Patreon reward by @hunter-husky.bsky.social!
Patreon reward by @hunter-husky.bsky.social!
Was surprised by a clean version of this piece, wanted to share it as well~
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Was surprised by a clean version of this piece, wanted to share it as well~
// blood
Neptune thought Miguel, a retired boxer, would be a pushover in a surprise exhibition match. He was sorely mistaken, the veteran beating him to a pulp. At least their beaks match!
Colors by
@kenji.meow.social.ap.brid.gy, lines by
@boxingdinosaur.bsky.social w/ @penguinwolf1.bsky.social!
Neptune thought Miguel, a retired boxer, would be a pushover in a surprise exhibition match. He was sorely mistaken, the veteran beating him to a pulp. At least their beaks match!
Colors by
@kenji.meow.social.ap.brid.gy, lines by
@boxingdinosaur.bsky.social w/ @penguinwolf1.bsky.social!
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
// blood
Neptune thought Miguel, a retired boxer, would be a pushover in a surprise exhibition match. He was sorely mistaken, the veteran beating him to a pulp. At least their beaks match!
Colors by
@kenji.meow.social.ap.brid.gy, lines by
@boxingdinosaur.bsky.social w/ @penguinwolf1.bsky.social!
Neptune thought Miguel, a retired boxer, would be a pushover in a surprise exhibition match. He was sorely mistaken, the veteran beating him to a pulp. At least their beaks match!
Colors by
@kenji.meow.social.ap.brid.gy, lines by
@boxingdinosaur.bsky.social w/ @penguinwolf1.bsky.social!
Pokémon picker time
November 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Pokémon picker time
Neptune was just an average seafaring passenger... Until his ship is boarded by pirates!
Their captain, Winston, needs a new body to possess. The bluebird suits him perfectly.
Neptune had to admit... He looked pretty hot as a pirate.
YCH piece with @winstonk.bsky.social by @korrushen.bsky.social!
Their captain, Winston, needs a new body to possess. The bluebird suits him perfectly.
Neptune had to admit... He looked pretty hot as a pirate.
YCH piece with @winstonk.bsky.social by @korrushen.bsky.social!
November 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Neptune was just an average seafaring passenger... Until his ship is boarded by pirates!
Their captain, Winston, needs a new body to possess. The bluebird suits him perfectly.
Neptune had to admit... He looked pretty hot as a pirate.
YCH piece with @winstonk.bsky.social by @korrushen.bsky.social!
Their captain, Winston, needs a new body to possess. The bluebird suits him perfectly.
Neptune had to admit... He looked pretty hot as a pirate.
YCH piece with @winstonk.bsky.social by @korrushen.bsky.social!
dream job..............
October 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
dream job..............
// Fatal vore
Neptune and Keith were all set for their exhibition match. Long retired, Neptune is confident in his victory and taunts his opponent upon entering the ring. The match IS over as quick as Neptune expected, though he definitely isn't the victor...
Comm by @tastytales.bsky.social!
Neptune and Keith were all set for their exhibition match. Long retired, Neptune is confident in his victory and taunts his opponent upon entering the ring. The match IS over as quick as Neptune expected, though he definitely isn't the victor...
Comm by @tastytales.bsky.social!
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
// Fatal vore
Neptune and Keith were all set for their exhibition match. Long retired, Neptune is confident in his victory and taunts his opponent upon entering the ring. The match IS over as quick as Neptune expected, though he definitely isn't the victor...
Comm by @tastytales.bsky.social!
Neptune and Keith were all set for their exhibition match. Long retired, Neptune is confident in his victory and taunts his opponent upon entering the ring. The match IS over as quick as Neptune expected, though he definitely isn't the victor...
Comm by @tastytales.bsky.social!
Chernobog tried to infiltrate an orcish camp to take back a nobleman's looted heirloom. He figured he'd blend in. But the bard's well-manicured appearance and demeanor outs him right away amongst the gang of brutes. He's swiftly brought to a tribesman for punishment.
Comm by @ghangaji.bsky.social!
Comm by @ghangaji.bsky.social!
October 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Chernobog tried to infiltrate an orcish camp to take back a nobleman's looted heirloom. He figured he'd blend in. But the bard's well-manicured appearance and demeanor outs him right away amongst the gang of brutes. He's swiftly brought to a tribesman for punishment.
Comm by @ghangaji.bsky.social!
Comm by @ghangaji.bsky.social!