maxine nixon philips
@neofoid.bsky.social
normal. nebraska patriot.
hrt: 09/24/24
lovingly married to my perfect wife
peeb.neocities.org/links
hrt: 09/24/24
lovingly married to my perfect wife
peeb.neocities.org/links
i have a lot of nightmares about my brakes not working
August 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i have a lot of nightmares about my brakes not working
someones gotta die
August 23, 2025 at 9:11 AM
someones gotta die
youre basically not allowed to touch anyone or do anything. because of woke.
August 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
youre basically not allowed to touch anyone or do anything. because of woke.
i dont think phones should be touchscreen
August 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
i dont think phones should be touchscreen
all self-serious fiction causes me extreme embarrasment to read back the second after i have written it
August 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
all self-serious fiction causes me extreme embarrasment to read back the second after i have written it
a sundress is genuinely a ideological signifier and one that would get you lynched in a reasonable society
August 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
a sundress is genuinely a ideological signifier and one that would get you lynched in a reasonable society
in middle school i got suplexed by my history teacher for saying bazinga in a silent classroom
August 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
in middle school i got suplexed by my history teacher for saying bazinga in a silent classroom
rattling the bars on the closed Subway Eat Fresh until they let me in
August 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
rattling the bars on the closed Subway Eat Fresh until they let me in
telling guy checking my recipt at walmart about how "i need calories" because its "pawg summer"
August 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
telling guy checking my recipt at walmart about how "i need calories" because its "pawg summer"
playing Strip Kahoot
August 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
playing Strip Kahoot
avarage penis i might as well just let/encourage it wither
August 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
avarage penis i might as well just let/encourage it wither
id like some smirnoff ice for maxine please
August 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
id like some smirnoff ice for maxine please
it doesnt matter what you watch as a kid. childrens media is designed to fuck you up
August 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
it doesnt matter what you watch as a kid. childrens media is designed to fuck you up
it probably feel so good to gnaw on your leg as a dog
August 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
it probably feel so good to gnaw on your leg as a dog
"water pressure aint nothing to me man" as flesh is stripped from bone
August 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"water pressure aint nothing to me man" as flesh is stripped from bone
im running for nebraska governer my campaign promise is to secede from the united states and then i will run for president of nebraska
August 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
im running for nebraska governer my campaign promise is to secede from the united states and then i will run for president of nebraska
the armed branch of the USGS
August 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the armed branch of the USGS
i would do nigh anything to have dilberts job
August 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
i would do nigh anything to have dilberts job