I let a spider chill in my room and run around and found it in my bed later 🫠
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I let a spider chill in my room and run around and found it in my bed later 🫠
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holy shit it's her
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
holy shit it's her
Had to go explain to my boss that I fell backwards in my chair and that’s how my monitor broke 💀
Happy first day back from break
Happy first day back from break
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Had to go explain to my boss that I fell backwards in my chair and that’s how my monitor broke 💀
Happy first day back from break
Happy first day back from break
I put $20 in the machine so they would give me free drinks.
Drunk for free and 9x my money maybe Vegas ain’t so bad
Drunk for free and 9x my money maybe Vegas ain’t so bad
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I put $20 in the machine so they would give me free drinks.
Drunk for free and 9x my money maybe Vegas ain’t so bad
Drunk for free and 9x my money maybe Vegas ain’t so bad
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
Very eepy I hate my roommates
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Very eepy I hate my roommates
Failed the line minigame no tickets for friends
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Failed the line minigame no tickets for friends
I won a fanfest ticket so ig I’ll be one of 4 people that make it into the venue
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I won a fanfest ticket so ig I’ll be one of 4 people that make it into the venue
My new job feels so fake 💀
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My new job feels so fake 💀
Friends gave me this STAG perfume lmfao
November 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Friends gave me this STAG perfume lmfao
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Passed my first term of grad school 🫡
October 27, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Passed my first term of grad school 🫡
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You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
October 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
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Using ChatGPT
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
August 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Using ChatGPT
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I will gladly draw all of the frogs as a symbol for the movement, explicitly to take them back from the fuckers who co opted Pepe for their nazi shit.
October 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I will gladly draw all of the frogs as a symbol for the movement, explicitly to take them back from the fuckers who co opted Pepe for their nazi shit.
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“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
October 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
Gf didn’t tell me the function was semi formal and I pulled up in this
October 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Gf didn’t tell me the function was semi formal and I pulled up in this
Losing my mind bc 95k is considered low income around here
September 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Losing my mind bc 95k is considered low income around here
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Happy 9/11 one of my new roommates shit on the floor 🤨
September 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Happy 9/11 one of my new roommates shit on the floor 🤨
