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Nemo Pseudonym
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That which hasn't killed me left me with scars and a twisted sense of humor. That which did kill me had to do it three times 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬.

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It was fun while it lasted, but I guess Media Labs can, in fact, find the clitoris.

Ahh well, such is life.
August 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Looks like imgur is going to be dead soon.

RIP little meme-dump.
August 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Feral hog activity is expected to be extremely high this year. Set up your phone to receive alerts when hostilities are nearby:
Detect ICE/Cops with Android phone(approximately 100 meter range, depending on local radio environment): Install app BLE Radar from F-Droid app repo. Open app, go to "Radar Profiles" tab. Hit "Create New"(it's near the top). Add Filter --> By Address In the Device Address box, type 00:25:DF:* Name it something you'll recognize in notifications, then hit the checkmark in the top right. At the bottom of the screen, hit the "Scan" button. Profile should now be listed in "Radar Profiles" with green "Is Active" indicator. You will now receive notifications when Cops/ICE/LE are nearby. More notifications means more officers, or they're moving less. A bunch close together means shit's about to go down. SIGINT vector leverages devices nearly all LE agents/officers carry on them, which tend to have unique Bluetooth ID ranges. Credit to Alan Meekins, founder of https://rfparty.xyz/ for discovering the vunerability.
January 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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And there still so much downhill from here it looks like freefall.
A skeleton wearing a Santa hat, holding a Christmas mug of smoldering death, surrounded by the text: "HO HO HOLY SHIT, WHAT A YEAR"
December 25, 2024 at 3:44 AM
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Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only.
Joel Robinson is a fictional character featured in the American science fiction comedy television series Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K)
December 23, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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YUB YUB Motherfucker
Meme: Photo of Buddha statue Caption: Live your life in a way that, if you are shot in broad daylight, people don't celebrate like Ewoks.
December 6, 2024 at 7:44 AM
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Just leavin' this here because I'm gonna need it for... Well let's be honest, I'm gonna be using this for the rest of my life.
You Assholes FUCKIN VOTED FOR THIS SHIT
December 5, 2024 at 4:55 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 3:26 AM
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Bird, still alive, with an arrow punched though it's body, perched on powerline, apparently unconcerned. Caption text: And you really think I give a FUCK?
November 26, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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Man, on his knees screaming in agony as the exposure to stupidity sets his mind on fire. Caption: The Stupid, It Burns.
November 26, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you’re on, with no explanation
A giant white rabbit, shitting bloody easter eggs, that are all hatching tiny jesuses(what the hell is the plural of jesus anyways?) that are running around a grassy hill in front of a church
November 24, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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If you want me to believe that teaching about god in schools would improve people's morality, you'll first need to explain why it doesn't seem to work in church.
November 24, 2024 at 1:33 AM
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Not mine, but [🆂🅲🆁🅴🅰🅼🆂 🅵🅴🆂🆃🅸🆅🅴🅻🆈]
As we descend into The Holiday Season, please remember that it actually 𝘪𝘴 offensive to wish somebody "Happy Holidays" right now. Because just look around, 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 is happy. Try these 𝘿𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙖 𝘼𝙥𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 alternatives instead: • Incipient Holidays! • May your Forced Social Obligations be brief! • Tolerable Holidays! • I hope your work schedule is merciful! • Seasons Shriekings! • Caffeine and Comfort to you and yours!
November 23, 2024 at 1:04 AM