Nelstrid
@nelstrid.bsky.social
Likes: #SAFC, #F1, my wife, my special needs son, fixing stuff.
Dislikes: The Tories, Brexit, Trump & his cultists, Farage, Yaxley-Lemon.
Musk is a bellend.
Dislikes: The Tories, Brexit, Trump & his cultists, Farage, Yaxley-Lemon.
Musk is a bellend.
They don't even bother to disguise their corruption anymore.....
Ah well, another World Cup I'll be boycotting.
Ah well, another World Cup I'll be boycotting.
December 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
They don't even bother to disguise their corruption anymore.....
Ah well, another World Cup I'll be boycotting.
Ah well, another World Cup I'll be boycotting.
They're currently sifting through thousands of patient's MRI records to find one of some super healthy Adonis. Then once they've edited the personal details, they'll be released to the public.
December 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
They're currently sifting through thousands of patient's MRI records to find one of some super healthy Adonis. Then once they've edited the personal details, they'll be released to the public.
It just highlights the shit culture at Red Bull.
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It just highlights the shit culture at Red Bull.
Bournemouth fans complaining? It was a disgusting, cynical elbow.
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Bournemouth fans complaining? It was a disgusting, cynical elbow.
Imagine if Biden talked about "Bidocrats"? They'd have been carting him off in an ambulance to the nearest asylum.
I'm sick of this c*nt being held to a different set of rules than the entire rest of the planet.....
I'm sick of this c*nt being held to a different set of rules than the entire rest of the planet.....
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Imagine if Biden talked about "Bidocrats"? They'd have been carting him off in an ambulance to the nearest asylum.
I'm sick of this c*nt being held to a different set of rules than the entire rest of the planet.....
I'm sick of this c*nt being held to a different set of rules than the entire rest of the planet.....
It looks tacky in the US too.
November 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It looks tacky in the US too.
"Question or answer?"
"Hi James, it's a question. Where did the name 'felching' originate?["
[click]
"Aaaaaaaand moving on, we've got Colin from Portsmouth!"
"Hi James, it's a question. Where did the name 'felching' originate?["
[click]
"Aaaaaaaand moving on, we've got Colin from Portsmouth!"
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 AM
"Question or answer?"
"Hi James, it's a question. Where did the name 'felching' originate?["
[click]
"Aaaaaaaand moving on, we've got Colin from Portsmouth!"
"Hi James, it's a question. Where did the name 'felching' originate?["
[click]
"Aaaaaaaand moving on, we've got Colin from Portsmouth!"
Not in a million years.
You can bookmark this to come back at me if I'm wrong.
You can bookmark this to come back at me if I'm wrong.
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Not in a million years.
You can bookmark this to come back at me if I'm wrong.
You can bookmark this to come back at me if I'm wrong.
I seriously don't get how these people can do what they do - and then look their kids & grand kids in the eye.
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I seriously don't get how these people can do what they do - and then look their kids & grand kids in the eye.
He does the LOOOOOONGEEEEST sentences, with the MOST commas,,,,,,,,,,
No one has ever seen sentences as long as this.
No one has ever seen sentences as long as this.
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
He does the LOOOOOONGEEEEST sentences, with the MOST commas,,,,,,,,,,
No one has ever seen sentences as long as this.
No one has ever seen sentences as long as this.
Next transfer window we're going to be fighting off players wanting to come with a shitty stick.
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Next transfer window we're going to be fighting off players wanting to come with a shitty stick.
"That Capitol Building looks very nice. It would be a real shame if something bad happened to it and the people inside."
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"That Capitol Building looks very nice. It would be a real shame if something bad happened to it and the people inside."
Is that the bit where the Arsenal player dragged Brobbey down, pulling on his shirt, but he still managed to score (as someone also did earlier and got away with it)........ yet they whinged their tits off because we had the audacity to take a point off them?
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Is that the bit where the Arsenal player dragged Brobbey down, pulling on his shirt, but he still managed to score (as someone also did earlier and got away with it)........ yet they whinged their tits off because we had the audacity to take a point off them?
I'd have prefered a draw. That would have meant 1 point disappeared into oblivion between the 2 of them. They're both there for the taking!! 😉😂😂
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I'd have prefered a draw. That would have meant 1 point disappeared into oblivion between the 2 of them. They're both there for the taking!! 😉😂😂
I'm fucking sick of him being held to a different set of rules & morals to every other person on this planet.
The only thing he can't wriggle out of, is death.
The only thing he can't wriggle out of, is death.
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I'm fucking sick of him being held to a different set of rules & morals to every other person on this planet.
The only thing he can't wriggle out of, is death.
The only thing he can't wriggle out of, is death.
Are these pollsters in the room with us now?.....
November 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Are these pollsters in the room with us now?.....