Nell Scovell
@nellscovell.bsky.social
Creator/showrunner Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Writer: NCIS, The Muppets, The Simpsons. Charmed, Coach. Director. Journalist. Jokes for Obama and HRC. Memoir: "Just the Funny Parts"
"There's such a thing as too angry, little Meg,” Mrs Whatsit whispered. "Maybe drop it down a notch."
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"There's such a thing as too angry, little Meg,” Mrs Whatsit whispered. "Maybe drop it down a notch."
"I just want to say before we start that it’s not easy for me to be here,” Larry Summers whined to a lecture hall full of economics students.
Poor thing. If it's hard for Summers to show his face in public, he has one person to blame.
Poor thing. If it's hard for Summers to show his face in public, he has one person to blame.
Slutty Harvard Professor Humiliated as He Explains Epstein Scandal to Class
A lecture hall went silent as he addressed the elephant in the room.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"I just want to say before we start that it’s not easy for me to be here,” Larry Summers whined to a lecture hall full of economics students.
Poor thing. If it's hard for Summers to show his face in public, he has one person to blame.
Poor thing. If it's hard for Summers to show his face in public, he has one person to blame.
How can @harvard.edu not suspend Larry Summers from teaching during the investigation into him acting inappropriately? And what about the victims of sexual assault in his class who have to sit and be lectured by a man who was besties with a convicted pedo and child sex trafficker?
Harvard To Launch New Investigation Into Epstein’s Ties to Summers, Other University Affiliates | News | The Harvard Crimson
Harvard will open a new probe into former University President Lawrence H. Summers’ connections with convicted child sex trafficker Jeffrey E. Epstein, after newly released documents revealed the two ...
www.thecrimson.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
How can @harvard.edu not suspend Larry Summers from teaching during the investigation into him acting inappropriately? And what about the victims of sexual assault in his class who have to sit and be lectured by a man who was besties with a convicted pedo and child sex trafficker?
Larry Summers says he's stepping back from public commitments to "rebuild trust and repair relationships." I'll bet the real reason is conferences/speaking gigs have been cancelling on him all week. Still, he's spinning this to make himself look good--like we'll forget he was besties w/ a pedophile.
Summers To Step Back from Public Commitments Amid Epstein Scandal | News | The Harvard Crimson
Former Harvard President Lawerence H. Summers will step back from all public commitments in an effort “to rebuild trust and repair relationships with the people closest to me,” he wrote in a statement...
www.thecrimson.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Larry Summers says he's stepping back from public commitments to "rebuild trust and repair relationships." I'll bet the real reason is conferences/speaking gigs have been cancelling on him all week. Still, he's spinning this to make himself look good--like we'll forget he was besties w/ a pedophile.
I know you think women are not as smart as men, but who's the dumb bitch now, Larry?
Harvard’s Slutty Professor Has to Go for Emailing Epstein for Sex Tips
Donald Trump wasn’t the only name lurking in the predator’s inbox.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I know you think women are not as smart as men, but who's the dumb bitch now, Larry?
It's official. I have now seen this photo more times than my kids' baby pictures.
November 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It's official. I have now seen this photo more times than my kids' baby pictures.
Based on these newly-released emails which suggest that Ghislaine Maxwell lied through her teeth, I hope they take her puppy away (but don’t give it to Kristi Noem)
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Based on these newly-released emails which suggest that Ghislaine Maxwell lied through her teeth, I hope they take her puppy away (but don’t give it to Kristi Noem)
The Dept of Warmongering kicked out all the non-partisan media outlets covering the Pentagon so we have even less of an idea of what the military is planning or, in fact, has already done.
Why did the US move 10,000 troops toward Venezuela plus ships & 5000 sailors?
Who is in charge? What is their plan?
Who is in charge? What is their plan?
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The Dept of Warmongering kicked out all the non-partisan media outlets covering the Pentagon so we have even less of an idea of what the military is planning or, in fact, has already done.
"Instead of searching for the unum, Democrats need to focus on the pluribus. They have a deep, deep bench of leaders who could team up together and make some noise. Sure, it’s a radical notion that people with similar political goals might actually show support for each other. But..."
How Dems Can Stop Worrying and Learn to Love the Fun
And everyone’s invited! Except maybe not Chuck Schumer.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"Instead of searching for the unum, Democrats need to focus on the pluribus. They have a deep, deep bench of leaders who could team up together and make some noise. Sure, it’s a radical notion that people with similar political goals might actually show support for each other. But..."
Dems don't have a leader, but they have a deep, deep bench of talent that needs to go out and show people: It's a big party!
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Dems don't have a leader, but they have a deep, deep bench of talent that needs to go out and show people: It's a big party!
It was me. I ruined the workplace.
November 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
It was me. I ruined the workplace.
Did some ten-year-old already do this?
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Did some ten-year-old already do this?
This is his opening argument for why he should run for a third term. He will insist he needs to be on the ballot or they will all lose.
November 5, 2025 at 11:14 AM
This is his opening argument for why he should run for a third term. He will insist he needs to be on the ballot or they will all lose.
The only way to stop a man with a sandwich is a man with a sandwich board.
November 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The only way to stop a man with a sandwich is a man with a sandwich board.
Accurate headline
Mastermind of the Iraq War Lies Dick Cheney Dies at 84
George W. Bush made him the most powerful VP ever, and the man who came to embrace his Darth Vader moniker used that role to push the nation into its bloodiest modern debacle.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Accurate headline
The only question I have about tomorrow's NYC mayoral election is when Cuomo loses, will he be gracious and offer to do whatever he can to support Mamdani and help New Yorkers who he claims to love so much? Or will he be a little bitch sore loser who blames everyone but himself? Stay tuned...
November 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The only question I have about tomorrow's NYC mayoral election is when Cuomo loses, will he be gracious and offer to do whatever he can to support Mamdani and help New Yorkers who he claims to love so much? Or will he be a little bitch sore loser who blames everyone but himself? Stay tuned...
Reposted by Nell Scovell
Many congratulations to the amazing Dr. Sarah Lewis! It’s impossible to keep up with the remarkable contributions she makes. I won’t try to list all the reasons congratulations are in order rn. I’ll just mention her 2025 American Book Award for THE UNSEEN TRUTH!
Rock on, doc! We love to see it! 😍
Rock on, doc! We love to see it! 😍
November 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Many congratulations to the amazing Dr. Sarah Lewis! It’s impossible to keep up with the remarkable contributions she makes. I won’t try to list all the reasons congratulations are in order rn. I’ll just mention her 2025 American Book Award for THE UNSEEN TRUTH!
Rock on, doc! We love to see it! 😍
Rock on, doc! We love to see it! 😍
John Roberts is the "banality of evil" made flesh
November 3, 2025 at 7:23 AM
John Roberts is the "banality of evil" made flesh
Ivanka just turned 44 and shared this epic troll of her father on IG.
November 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Ivanka just turned 44 and shared this epic troll of her father on IG.
It looks like a marble statue ran into the Lincoln bathroom and had explosive diarrhea
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It looks like a marble statue ran into the Lincoln bathroom and had explosive diarrhea
Stick a fork
In the Duke of York
He's done
In the Duke of York
He's done
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Stick a fork
In the Duke of York
He's done
In the Duke of York
He's done
Why is anyone talking about a third term when they could be talking about Epstein?
October 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Why is anyone talking about a third term when they could be talking about Epstein?
Thanks to the MeToo movement, our culture now believes women before it ignores them.
October 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Thanks to the MeToo movement, our culture now believes women before it ignores them.
Imagine you're a prince born into extreme privilege. Palaces! Ski chalets! Safaris! Staff! And imagine the bar for maintaining this luxury is: "Can you cut a ribbon at the opening of a clinic?" & "Can you refrain from raping minors?" And imagine your response is, "You have asked too much of me!"
October 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Imagine you're a prince born into extreme privilege. Palaces! Ski chalets! Safaris! Staff! And imagine the bar for maintaining this luxury is: "Can you cut a ribbon at the opening of a clinic?" & "Can you refrain from raping minors?" And imagine your response is, "You have asked too much of me!"