He can obliterate my waistline anyday

Offers to help take care of that :3

Cult of Baazoth 31: Don't let the real estate agent know there's an antique magic mirror made of obsidian in a secret basement. Ft. @keygoat.bsky.social snoozin'.

Perpetually wants to give you attention but also is idiot who never knows what to say and worries about bothering people and would be happy to just cozy up beside you.

I hope its irresponsibly and recklessly big >:3

Hope you fed me a few tons of cake first, give you a nice weighted heavy stretch.

[【( Furry, Extreme Weight Gain, Slight Humiliation )】]
✦🟨 Personal Work! ☕🍩 (Part 2/2)
From within Glaceon's executive boardroom presentation; several other attendees of varying sizes tuned in remotely—their newest brand of products provided to them 'promoting' sedentary, over-reliant lifestyles… 💓💦

Stuff them first right?