Neil
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Neil
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Still reeling from this text from a well-meaning friend who had only gotten a few minutes into Traitors…like, please no you don’t 😳
January 21, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Lisa Rinna clearly got her MFA in Dramatic Tricks from the Phaedra Parks-Traitors School of the Arts…my goodness lmao
January 21, 2026 at 2:07 AM
This rules
BREAKING: 990 employees for the Metropolitain Museum of Art are unionizing with @uaw.org Local 2110.
January 16, 2026 at 4:53 PM
2016 was a wild time!
January 16, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Lmao the Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke but this is especially lol
January 15, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Tfw when you mentally prepare to pluck a nose hair and it turns out it’s just a mustache hair that migrated 🥰
January 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Currently being personally victimized by Docusign
January 15, 2026 at 5:41 PM
California should have birthright but it’s a free month at Passages Malibu
January 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Warn the Duke!!!
January 9, 2026 at 11:01 PM
When people make the argument that we need religion to guide morality it always amuses me but then I start to think of the absolute carnage humanity would release if people didn’t have a god watching their behavior and 😬😬😬
January 8, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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Can honestly say I’d give my medical records to this man before I give it to AI
a man says unfortunately there is no field of medicine that deals with the brain but i can give you a pamphlet
ALT: a man says unfortunately there is no field of medicine that deals with the brain but i can give you a pamphlet
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 9:43 PM
If you’re using a product for free, you and your data are the product
January 7, 2026 at 10:18 PM
The bath water is poisoned and the baby is demonic, throw ‘em out
January 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
And for that matter, automatic citizenship for DACA recipients, clemency for overstayed visas, efficiency and lower fees for visas, and fast track a guest worker program with employee protections.
January 7, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Abolish DHS and prosecute ICE
January 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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A reminder that the US killed 80 people in Venezuela, and it would be nice if the US media cared enough to think that the life of a grandmother in Caracas whose building is destroyed by a US bomb matters as much as the life of a person in the US.
January 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Just six more weeks until we have to endure a trillion variations of the same HR joke for the entirety of Olympic hockey competition 🥰
December 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Just saw a friend of a friend post a cutesy Christmas picture holding up a Henry Kissinger t-shirt. Probably could have delved deeper to find out context but hit that unfollow button so quickly.
December 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
😬😬😬😬😬
December 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
So Blue Bayou is just Margaritaville for gays and sad women, right?
December 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Housewives always makes travel look so fun and easy but like SLC to Santorini is no less than three flights and more than likely four+ like these ladies were flying for a whileeee
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Why do Bronwyn and Todd live in a mausoleum??? #rhoslc
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Got to home because there was a gas leak at my office…it’s the little things in life 🥰
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Recently had a stint in the ER/hospital and they transferred me **less than half a mile** and charged over $3000 for the ride. Thankfully, insurance is covering it but man oh man. Like, people wonder how we get a Luigi situation…
December 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Happy Spotify Wrapped Called Me a Faggot Day to all observants
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM