Needles
@needles.bsky.social
Used to be you could support a wife and 3 kids on a button factory salary. Now that's all done by AI
February 12, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Used to be you could support a wife and 3 kids on a button factory salary. Now that's all done by AI
Every show should have to use the Hill Street Blues theme song
February 11, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Every show should have to use the Hill Street Blues theme song
Miskatonic University is definitely a D-III school, right?
February 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Miskatonic University is definitely a D-III school, right?
The Winter Olympics are just about people showing us their weird hobbies
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
The Winter Olympics are just about people showing us their weird hobbies
I’ve been calling him Big Bunny this whole time ☹️
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I’ve been calling him Big Bunny this whole time ☹️
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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
My Super Bowl window has closed
February 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
My Super Bowl window has closed
I find the revelation that the world actually is run by a small group of wealthy pedophiles is at minimum “mildly interesting”
February 2, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I find the revelation that the world actually is run by a small group of wealthy pedophiles is at minimum “mildly interesting”
The polls don’t lie. Americans from all walks of life are sick and tired of the man with the rotting teeth visiting them in their slumber
February 1, 2026 at 12:09 AM
The polls don’t lie. Americans from all walks of life are sick and tired of the man with the rotting teeth visiting them in their slumber
Every email from a secret burner account is like
“Hello my friend and pedophile, Jeffrey Epstein. It is I, Noam Chomsky. I am also interested in pedophilia. Me, public figure Noam Chomsky. Please let me know when I can visit your pedophilia island.”
Yours in Chomsky, Noam “Noam Chomsky” Chomsky
“Hello my friend and pedophile, Jeffrey Epstein. It is I, Noam Chomsky. I am also interested in pedophilia. Me, public figure Noam Chomsky. Please let me know when I can visit your pedophilia island.”
Yours in Chomsky, Noam “Noam Chomsky” Chomsky
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Every email from a secret burner account is like
“Hello my friend and pedophile, Jeffrey Epstein. It is I, Noam Chomsky. I am also interested in pedophilia. Me, public figure Noam Chomsky. Please let me know when I can visit your pedophilia island.”
Yours in Chomsky, Noam “Noam Chomsky” Chomsky
“Hello my friend and pedophile, Jeffrey Epstein. It is I, Noam Chomsky. I am also interested in pedophilia. Me, public figure Noam Chomsky. Please let me know when I can visit your pedophilia island.”
Yours in Chomsky, Noam “Noam Chomsky” Chomsky
Thanks to all this heat, I’ve had to cancel my own interview with his mom
www.tvinsider.com/1242079/cbs-...
www.tvinsider.com/1242079/cbs-...
'CBS Evening News': Tony Dokoupil Under Fire for Interviewing His Own Mom
Viewers accuse CBS News of 'dumbing down.'
www.tvinsider.com
January 28, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Thanks to all this heat, I’ve had to cancel my own interview with his mom
www.tvinsider.com/1242079/cbs-...
www.tvinsider.com/1242079/cbs-...
To be fair this is how all Patriots fans feel
January 26, 2026 at 11:08 PM
To be fair this is how all Patriots fans feel
Finally some hope for these long suffering Patriots fans
January 25, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Finally some hope for these long suffering Patriots fans
We have no legal framework in the US to call to throw out a whole government and call a snap election or anything. Really bad, seems like something that should be addressed.
January 24, 2026 at 11:41 PM
We have no legal framework in the US to call to throw out a whole government and call a snap election or anything. Really bad, seems like something that should be addressed.
Yeah usually when you’re being held face down on the pavement by guys trying to kill you you’re gonna maybe wiggle a little bit. Sorry for the inconvenience
January 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Yeah usually when you’re being held face down on the pavement by guys trying to kill you you’re gonna maybe wiggle a little bit. Sorry for the inconvenience
It’s like 5 degrees outside in this super liberal town full of elderly people and there’s a protest outside my reps office. Shame that my electeds generally don’t seem to give a shit beyond being sad online
January 24, 2026 at 6:08 PM
It’s like 5 degrees outside in this super liberal town full of elderly people and there’s a protest outside my reps office. Shame that my electeds generally don’t seem to give a shit beyond being sad online
Remember though, it’s all about affordability
January 24, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Remember though, it’s all about affordability
Game of Thrones producers spending millions to get everyone back together and film a special new final episode just to clarify that Hot Pie died horrifically and brutally, off camera
January 23, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Game of Thrones producers spending millions to get everyone back together and film a special new final episode just to clarify that Hot Pie died horrifically and brutally, off camera
Saw three anti-ICE protests just on my short trip to work today
January 23, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Saw three anti-ICE protests just on my short trip to work today
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A Trump quote without his face or voice. It's Trump without Trump. This quote is unedited and 100% accurate. It is from his press conference on January 20, 2026. - The big building with bars on the windows.
January 22, 2026 at 4:17 PM
A Trump quote without his face or voice. It's Trump without Trump. This quote is unedited and 100% accurate. It is from his press conference on January 20, 2026. - The big building with bars on the windows.
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
Not great being 5’5 and seeing every other short guy being the biggest sacks of shit everywhere all the time
January 22, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Not great being 5’5 and seeing every other short guy being the biggest sacks of shit everywhere all the time
Ha ha! You fools, you took the bait! You were supposed to do nothing at all in the face of five year old kids being kidnapped by the government. You’ve called right into my meticulously designed trap!
January 22, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Ha ha! You fools, you took the bait! You were supposed to do nothing at all in the face of five year old kids being kidnapped by the government. You’ve called right into my meticulously designed trap!
I never understood why you don’t just lie to Trump. Tell him he has Greenland, tell him he has whatever. Give him a fake Nobel at a fake ceremony. He isn’t going to fucking know or remember.
January 21, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I never understood why you don’t just lie to Trump. Tell him he has Greenland, tell him he has whatever. Give him a fake Nobel at a fake ceremony. He isn’t going to fucking know or remember.