Alice Lastname
@needium.bsky.social
Technologist, surly leftist
I'm not convinced most of the users are real humans at this point.
September 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I'm not convinced most of the users are real humans at this point.
They appointed a complete lunatic to head the FBI. I'm sure it's an unimaginable shit show. I would not be surprised if they kicked Patel to the curb after this, he has served his purpose.
September 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
They appointed a complete lunatic to head the FBI. I'm sure it's an unimaginable shit show. I would not be surprised if they kicked Patel to the curb after this, he has served his purpose.
Imagine how scary it would be to have to walk to a country without your parents. Like, I don't even like kids but my eyes well up thinking about what they have seen and experienced. We just keep packing on the trauma.
September 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Imagine how scary it would be to have to walk to a country without your parents. Like, I don't even like kids but my eyes well up thinking about what they have seen and experienced. We just keep packing on the trauma.
Ugh, I had a landlord like this once upon a time. When it became obvious they were just getting as much from me as they could I ghosted them. They threatened to sue a few times then went away.
August 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Ugh, I had a landlord like this once upon a time. When it became obvious they were just getting as much from me as they could I ghosted them. They threatened to sue a few times then went away.
The body count is going to accelerate. This is Lawn Dart level gross negligence.
August 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The body count is going to accelerate. This is Lawn Dart level gross negligence.
I am devastatingly disappointed in Jared Polis. Just go dude, you've done enough..
August 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I am devastatingly disappointed in Jared Polis. Just go dude, you've done enough..
Tina is right where she belongs.
August 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Tina is right where she belongs.
I need the novavax covid vaccine. It's basically impossible to get in the US now. I wonder if I can go to Canada to get it.
August 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I need the novavax covid vaccine. It's basically impossible to get in the US now. I wonder if I can go to Canada to get it.
People seem a little on edge lately.
August 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
People seem a little on edge lately.
I don't think Europe will accept us back.
August 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I don't think Europe will accept us back.
I think it's only fair they go to prison for allowing the sale of poison milk to give her an abortion.
August 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I think it's only fair they go to prison for allowing the sale of poison milk to give her an abortion.
Subway should hire him. It wouldn't be hard to be more likeable than that pedo Jared guy they had before.
August 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Subway should hire him. It wouldn't be hard to be more likeable than that pedo Jared guy they had before.
Nope, and Secretary Brain Maggot has made it basically impossible to get the Novavax vaccine if you have adverse reactions to the other vaccines. Even if you have cancer. 🙁
August 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Nope, and Secretary Brain Maggot has made it basically impossible to get the Novavax vaccine if you have adverse reactions to the other vaccines. Even if you have cancer. 🙁
These guys are so chill on the coast. Around these parts, they fly away if they see or hear anything.
August 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
These guys are so chill on the coast. Around these parts, they fly away if they see or hear anything.
Me neither, hell I'll even stomp on their balls without ruining the country, they just had to ask.
August 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Me neither, hell I'll even stomp on their balls without ruining the country, they just had to ask.
From my cold dead hands!
August 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
From my cold dead hands!