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nedzeppelin.bsky.social
Walter (dead)
@nedzeppelin.bsky.social
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Wine mom

Formerly: @walterowensgrpa/@ned_zeppelin_iv
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This stuff is basically Fireball flavored tea
A tin of Harney & Sons Hot Cinnamom Sunset tea
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Hang it in the louvre where the missing diamonds were
Bluesky screenshot: 8:26 164 Post The Washington Post & @washingtonpo... • 25m Ask a Therapist: A few months ago, I found my husband's life-size silicone sex doll hidden in the back of the garage. Part of me is angry, part of me is worried, and part of me is wondering if I'm overreacting. Is it right to feel betrayed? Guest column | found my husband's sex doll. Is it right to feel betrayed? Part of me is angry, part of me is worried, and part of me is wondering if I'm overreacting. @ wapo.st | n06 ♥9 L.. Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social Follow All of me thinks this is a profound waste of pixels in the middle of a fascist coup
October 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Happy Birthday to the US Navy
A black and white pic of the Titanic. Which was never involved with the US Navy. Kinda like a lot of the ships in pics posted by politicians in their “happy birthday, navy!” posts
October 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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I see your sexy Lincoln statues and raise you Kermit the Frog
Homemade, sexy Kermit the frog statue, he is very buff and the sculptor helpfully included a very small dick and balls
September 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Watching him eat the banana felt like this
September 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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He finally found a mouse he won’t savagely kill and then eat
My cat Buster, a doofy orange boi, standing next to my intellimouse
September 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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This dipshit was back at my gig tonight. One can only imagine how much CSAM is on this guy’s hard drive
Picture of a white Toyota minivan with two terrible flag decals, an eagle decal, a Trump Vance decal, and a sign in the window that says vote republican save America. So like, fuck this guy
August 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Would you wear this T-shirt
A t shirt with a picture of pierce brosnan dressed as James Bond handing you an N64 controller
August 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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My buddy repainted my guitar to match one of my Deluxe Reverbs. Look at all that red sparkle!
A picture of a Nash T68 repainted in red sparkle with matching headstock, with a red sparkle strap, and a 1973 Fender Dekuxe Reverb in a custom red sparkle cabinet.
August 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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The year is 2025. Cathy, stressed to her breaking point, has begun painting graffiti on telephone poles
A picture of a telephone pole someone has painted “ACK” onto
July 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Fun fact getting 4th place gets super weird
July 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Poor little guy
July 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Rock and roll 🤘🏻🤘🏻
A Gibson custom shop 59 RI VOS Les Paul in front of a 1959 RI tweed Bassman
July 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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When I was a kid I would stare at this album cover for hours trying to figure out what it meant. I guess I still don’t really know, but I like it.
Album cover: the best of the Alan parsons project. It looks kinda abstract, a picture of a pyramid in the desert under a cloud made up of balls clustered together
July 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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In this country we use silverware to eat our food
George Costanza cutting a snickers bar with a fork and knife
June 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Playing a gig in the middle of nowhere and wouldn’t you know it, they’ve got incels out here too
A pic of a very dumb cybertruck in a parking lot
June 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Close enough
MTG tweet saying this hits hard showing a shrouded Statue of Liberty
June 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Hope she chains herself to the Statue of Liberty tomorrow in protest
Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer Follow WHY DO WE NOT HAVE LAWS THAT SAY FOREIGNERS CANNOT HOLD OFFICE IN THE US??? WHAT THE HELL!?
June 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Truly amazing. Biden was president and there was no protesting. In 2020.
Dezno_ssom • 12h Conservative Why are there so many upvotes for a Facebook post that berates decisions 4 years ago? I think we all know the gov didn't deal with covid correctly, but what does that have to do with kings and the current democratic messaging? Idk. It's a bit of a reach to have a message that basically says, "Biden acted as a king for how he handed Covid! So Trump can't be a king!" •. 4 Reply ②4个378小 Jonathan-Strang3 • 12h Conservative • \ Where were the no kings protestors when all of that was happening? Oh yeah, not protesting. 126
June 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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These people’s brains are so smooth they can’t remember who was president in 2020
Screenshot of an unhinged post that says: No kings but put your mask on. No kings but lock us down. No kings but l'm firing you for not vaccinating. No kings but you cant go outside. No kings but we don't accept your exemption. No kings but you need 12380 boosters. No kings but we're shutting your business down. No kings but you can't worship the REAL King. No kings but your family members will die alone. No kings but I'm opening a hotline so you can tattle on your neighbor. No kings but mandates galore. No kings but you're responsible for my health. No kings but social distance at 6 feet apart. No kings but no family gatherings over 10. The hypocrisy is astounding. WHO is actually the tyrant here?
June 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Meanwhile over on the other internet… these people are irredeemable
Reddit screenshot: 11:31 X r/Conservative • 2 people typing... • 令 • 100' ••• Sources say two Minnesota lawmakers have been shot.... 1.1k upvotes • 464 comments MichaelSquare • 2h Conservative • Top 1% Commenter Hortman was the lead dem negotiator on a very contentious bill that just passed which removed health care support for illegal immigrants. Stiff opposition from her own party. • Reply 139 Res_Novae17 • 1h America First ≥ Top 1% Commenter Yeah I am waiting to hear more before rushing to judgment on the motive here. ：今只个41少 ufdan15 • 2h South Carolina Conservative V I hate to say it but thats probably partially the cause of this •今只个31少 woailyx • 1h Conservative §Top 1% Commenter I'd be careful not to use the word "cause". Reasonable political positions don't cause violence, somebody else chooses violence ufdan15 • 1h South Carolina Conservative Thats true. But reasonable political positions can certainly be the cause to have lunatics' brains snap and make unhinged decisions. Join the conversation GIE Another Reddit screenshot from r/Conservative Sources say two Minnesota lawmakers have been shot.... 1.1k upvotes • 464 comments ：个Reply只个4少 Kern_system • 1h no step on snek • Top 1% Commenter Over in Minnesota sub they're saying it was MAGA. ... 5 Reply 8个20 少 Best-Guava1285 • 35ml America First Let's let the facts come out. Kern_system • 26m no step on snek ® Top 1% Commenter V Facts?! They never let those pesky things get in the way of the narrative. Best-Guava1285 • 17ml America First Yeah, we saw it time and time again lol. Smollet, Floyd, Bubba Wallace, et al. FitFarmer5597 • 54ml Conservative Literally every place on Reddit except for here: "This is Trump's fault!" • 个1少
June 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Sometimes I really hate the life choices I’ve made that keep me showing up at places like this
A garishly decorated minivan with Trump signs pasted all over it parked in a parking lot at my gig
June 7, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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I didn’t have the energy to go deep over there but here’s a fun example of the multitudes these people contain today
Screenshot from Reddit: 6:13 r/Conservative • 784 people here •0. •• Elon accuses Trump of being in Epstein files, Trump sa... 10.1k upvotes • 2.1k comments Key-Monk6159 • 3h Conservative • Top 1% Commenter It's now like two petty immature teenagers who have a crush on the same guy -001 Reply 1 4 1,206 Spectre06 • 3h Common Sense Conservative I don't know what I expected for a breakup between two narcisissitic personalities but holy shit... Can we go back to the good vibes administration please? く kaytin911 • 2h Conservative ® Top 1% Commenter I don't care about the vibes. Mass deporting and getting the budget under control are the most important goals. stormygreyskye • 1h Christian Conservative Yeah I'm with you. wish more people saw it this way. 2 more replies v 10 more replies v 10 more replies v 19 more replies v Join the conversation
June 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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This is like the beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake except both people in this scenario are Drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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During my little bluesky sabbatical I redid this pedalboard and I’m not sure I can top this.
A picture of my guitar pedalboard. Signal path: MXR Dyna Comp (might get switched to a mini Dyna Comp or a Mooer Yellow Comp) >> JAM pedals Rattler Mk II >> Klon KTR >> Chase Bliss Brothers AM >> Supro Trem >> JAM Pedals Ripply Fall >> Strymon Deco >> DOD Rubberneck delay >> Strymon Cloudburst
May 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM