(Also, none of these are spicy if that's a concern.)

In contrast, if mushy is the bad texture, these carrots stay pretty firm since they get roasted. The farro/chickpea portion listed makes a LOT though.

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This one is a "hear me out" sorta dish but I swear brussel sprouts can be good 😅 they just need to be an oven food with a savory sauce. cookieandkate.com/balsamic-roa...

For cronching, especially if you like apples: cookieandkate.com/autumn-kale-...

I made this for coworkers today and was worried the kale/fennel would be a hard sell but people have loved it. Honestly everything on this blog has been a winner for the reluctant veggie eaters in my life.

I also have good luck convincing people to enjoy a vegetable dish if things are roasted, especially if they don't like the veggie steamed or raw. This is my go-to picky eater dish if you are not opposed to squash:
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I'd say it depends on what about the texture makes a certain vegetable bad. For example, a friend of mine doesn't like the crunchy vegetables, so I'll make them into creamy soups and, as long as they're blended uniformly smooth, she'll eat them.

I will respect anyone's picky eater preferences if AND ONLY IF they also respect mine 😤

It just happens that my foods I won't eat are most common in desserts (whipped cream 🤢🤢) and people get BIG MAD about it.

I have been told I'm a good cook, I just really love vegetables and have zero patience for people who are whiny babies about eating their vegetables (i.e. my parents and the majority of my coworkers)

CANING FEAT. TSURUUSA PLEASE🙋‍♂️

Guys I've wanted to do cosplay photos at JC Penney's for years now. They're not allowed to go bankrupt before I can finish making a Knecht BlackNightParade cosplay because I have a VISION

Oh god, the JC Penney's photo studio at the Weeb Mall does their own Santa photos. If I roll up in a silly costume from a manga no one but me reads will they be weird about it.