Nazli
@nazliooh.bsky.social
This is my hand from that episode of Taskmaster.
I love Legos and Greek mythology!
I love Legos and Greek mythology!
Sometimes I overcook chicken so it gets a nice tan and isn't pale and sickly looking.
February 4, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Sometimes I overcook chicken so it gets a nice tan and isn't pale and sickly looking.
A Mumford & Sons kind of day.
February 4, 2026 at 3:25 AM
A Mumford & Sons kind of day.
The place I formerly went to for massages called to remind me they exist. And left a voicemail. It's like they want me to never come back.
February 4, 2026 at 12:57 AM
The place I formerly went to for massages called to remind me they exist. And left a voicemail. It's like they want me to never come back.
It's a Carly Rae Jepsen kind of dsy.
February 3, 2026 at 2:50 AM
It's a Carly Rae Jepsen kind of dsy.
A Groundhog Day scenario is my dream! You essentially have immortality. Think of the books you can catch up on.
February 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
A Groundhog Day scenario is my dream! You essentially have immortality. Think of the books you can catch up on.
what does reset your nervous system even mean and why is it all over my ig algo
February 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
what does reset your nervous system even mean and why is it all over my ig algo
Packed toiletries under the influence of melatonin. Living dangerously.
January 31, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Packed toiletries under the influence of melatonin. Living dangerously.
The cashier at trader Joe's had an accent and I had to ask her to repeat herself like 3 times. Mortifying. And my parents r immigrants, I should be way better at accents than I am.
January 29, 2026 at 3:22 AM
The cashier at trader Joe's had an accent and I had to ask her to repeat herself like 3 times. Mortifying. And my parents r immigrants, I should be way better at accents than I am.
It's important to have 3 meals a day and apparently popcorn doesn't count?
January 27, 2026 at 4:04 AM
It's important to have 3 meals a day and apparently popcorn doesn't count?
Nothing like going on insight timer to use their timer and being asked a million questions. None of that data is accurate bc I tried to skip past as much as I could.
January 27, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Nothing like going on insight timer to use their timer and being asked a million questions. None of that data is accurate bc I tried to skip past as much as I could.
I don't know if this is a joke or not, but I love it either way.
January 26, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I don't know if this is a joke or not, but I love it either way.
dnf-ing a book bc of their use of italics for emphasis, but it was every other sentence
January 26, 2026 at 2:16 AM
dnf-ing a book bc of their use of italics for emphasis, but it was every other sentence
bsky just attempted to inform me about american football 🤢
January 26, 2026 at 1:18 AM
bsky just attempted to inform me about american football 🤢
Some ppl dont even know that there are multiple robins in batman. Crazy. Heartbreaking. Appalling. Unfathomable.
January 23, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Some ppl dont even know that there are multiple robins in batman. Crazy. Heartbreaking. Appalling. Unfathomable.
My skin is acting up and experience has forced me to ask, am I stressed out? Oh, yes, yes I am. Good to know. The world (u.s. a lot) is going to hell in a handbasket, of course I'm stressed out.
January 23, 2026 at 2:15 AM
My skin is acting up and experience has forced me to ask, am I stressed out? Oh, yes, yes I am. Good to know. The world (u.s. a lot) is going to hell in a handbasket, of course I'm stressed out.
Thinking about getting a tattoo to make myself unappealing to cannibals
January 22, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Thinking about getting a tattoo to make myself unappealing to cannibals
Foraging dinner sometimes end up being many tablespoons of peanut butter followed by four oranges.
January 21, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Foraging dinner sometimes end up being many tablespoons of peanut butter followed by four oranges.
Nothing like learning you've got a cut on your finger when peeling an orange.
January 20, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Nothing like learning you've got a cut on your finger when peeling an orange.
Hate a slow burn. Get on w it!
January 20, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Hate a slow burn. Get on w it!
Tried Hazbin Hotel. Too mature adult content for me, decided to go skip to the soundtrack, the thing that convinced me to give the show a try. V circular
January 19, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Tried Hazbin Hotel. Too mature adult content for me, decided to go skip to the soundtrack, the thing that convinced me to give the show a try. V circular
I just hope this new obsession with whole milk doesn't affect the inventory of plain whole milk yogurt at the grocery store. They're already out 50% of the time I have to restock and I have to get a lesser yogurt or go somewhere else.
January 19, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I just hope this new obsession with whole milk doesn't affect the inventory of plain whole milk yogurt at the grocery store. They're already out 50% of the time I have to restock and I have to get a lesser yogurt or go somewhere else.
I went to go pick up a prescription and the person was like the pharmacist wants to talk to you and all the pharmacist said were the instructions on the bottle. I can read.
January 17, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I went to go pick up a prescription and the person was like the pharmacist wants to talk to you and all the pharmacist said were the instructions on the bottle. I can read.
Gave myself heartburn by eating an entire bag of spicy jalapeno potato chips for dinner.
January 14, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Gave myself heartburn by eating an entire bag of spicy jalapeno potato chips for dinner.
Sometimes, when I use too much vitamin c serum and my face gets a little stuck under it, I wonder if this is what botox feels like.
January 14, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Sometimes, when I use too much vitamin c serum and my face gets a little stuck under it, I wonder if this is what botox feels like.
Imagining a British sitcom where there are shenanigans regarding if a person is artistic or autistic.
January 13, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Imagining a British sitcom where there are shenanigans regarding if a person is artistic or autistic.