#ANDURA 💜❤️ ナナ 😎🤙🏻🇩🇪
@naughtycalamari.bsky.social
いたずらなイカ ♀️ and I write since forever for fun & mostly for myself.
ANDURA SOMEHOW! 💜❤️
Everything Japanese Lover 🍻
Otaku & Frau mit Meinung.
https://www.instagram.com/naughtycalamari/
ANDURA SOMEHOW! 💜❤️
Everything Japanese Lover 🍻
Otaku & Frau mit Meinung.
https://www.instagram.com/naughtycalamari/
Japaner so: habe mich für VIP beworben, bitte bitte nehmt mich! 🙏❤️
Deutsche: ach du Scheiße, ihr Halsabschneider!! 🙈
Oder es liegt einfach dran, dass ich keinen mitlaufen habe 😅
Deutsche: ach du Scheiße, ihr Halsabschneider!! 🙈
Oder es liegt einfach dran, dass ich keinen mitlaufen habe 😅
February 11, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Japaner so: habe mich für VIP beworben, bitte bitte nehmt mich! 🙏❤️
Deutsche: ach du Scheiße, ihr Halsabschneider!! 🙈
Oder es liegt einfach dran, dass ich keinen mitlaufen habe 😅
Deutsche: ach du Scheiße, ihr Halsabschneider!! 🙈
Oder es liegt einfach dran, dass ich keinen mitlaufen habe 😅
Ich muss fragen!
Warum sind Kaorus Ständer so groß?
Selbst der aus dem Androgynos Raffle wtf.
Ich brauche Kleine!!!!
Warum sind Kaorus Ständer so groß?
Selbst der aus dem Androgynos Raffle wtf.
Ich brauche Kleine!!!!
February 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Ich muss fragen!
Warum sind Kaorus Ständer so groß?
Selbst der aus dem Androgynos Raffle wtf.
Ich brauche Kleine!!!!
Warum sind Kaorus Ständer so groß?
Selbst der aus dem Androgynos Raffle wtf.
Ich brauche Kleine!!!!
Kokomo
Kapitel 3 - Ashtanga Mimosa
by naughtycalamari - #Jrock, #Direngrey, #Andura, #DiexKaoru archiveofourown.org/works/772247...
Kapitel 3 - Ashtanga Mimosa
by naughtycalamari - #Jrock, #Direngrey, #Andura, #DiexKaoru archiveofourown.org/works/772247...
archiveofourown.org
February 3, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Kokomo
Kapitel 3 - Ashtanga Mimosa
by naughtycalamari - #Jrock, #Direngrey, #Andura, #DiexKaoru archiveofourown.org/works/772247...
Kapitel 3 - Ashtanga Mimosa
by naughtycalamari - #Jrock, #Direngrey, #Andura, #DiexKaoru archiveofourown.org/works/772247...
noch ein paar richtig gute alte Schinken gefunden
February 2, 2026 at 6:49 PM
noch ein paar richtig gute alte Schinken gefunden
Should I finally unpack my merch and give the remaining band members a home?
I wonder where they'd fit. The fridge is already taken. 🤔
I wonder where they'd fit. The fridge is already taken. 🤔
February 1, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Should I finally unpack my merch and give the remaining band members a home?
I wonder where they'd fit. The fridge is already taken. 🤔
I wonder where they'd fit. The fridge is already taken. 🤔
Im nächsten Leben werde ich Pilot.
Level up!
Level up!
February 1, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Im nächsten Leben werde ich Pilot.
Level up!
Level up!
Ach ich könnt auch mal wieder ein bisschen in business class mit Dir en grey fliegen, das war auch nett.
🥂
🥂
January 31, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Ach ich könnt auch mal wieder ein bisschen in business class mit Dir en grey fliegen, das war auch nett.
🥂
🥂
Kokomo
Kapitel 2 - Let's Get Tropical
by naughtycalamari - Jrock, Dir en grey archiveofourown.org/works/77224746 via @archiveofourown.org
Kapitel 2 - Let's Get Tropical
by naughtycalamari - Jrock, Dir en grey archiveofourown.org/works/77224746 via @archiveofourown.org
Kokomo - Chapter 1 - naughtycalamari - Jrock [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
January 22, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Kokomo
Kapitel 2 - Let's Get Tropical
by naughtycalamari - Jrock, Dir en grey archiveofourown.org/works/77224746 via @archiveofourown.org
Kapitel 2 - Let's Get Tropical
by naughtycalamari - Jrock, Dir en grey archiveofourown.org/works/77224746 via @archiveofourown.org
aus gegebenem Anlass
Jimi Jamison - I'm Always Here (Baywatch OST) HQ
YouTube video by Afternoon In Utopia
www.youtube.com
January 10, 2026 at 9:51 PM
aus gegebenem Anlass
Kokomo
Kapitel 1: Slave to the Wage
by naughtycalamari - Dir en grey, Jrock
#direngrey #fanfiction #andura
archiveofourown.org/works/772247...
Kapitel 1: Slave to the Wage
by naughtycalamari - Dir en grey, Jrock
#direngrey #fanfiction #andura
archiveofourown.org/works/772247...
Kokomo - Chapter 1 - naughtycalamari - Jrock [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
January 8, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Kokomo
Kapitel 1: Slave to the Wage
by naughtycalamari - Dir en grey, Jrock
#direngrey #fanfiction #andura
archiveofourown.org/works/772247...
Kapitel 1: Slave to the Wage
by naughtycalamari - Dir en grey, Jrock
#direngrey #fanfiction #andura
archiveofourown.org/works/772247...
Anybody who needs this cardigan? it's a size M, that is pretty big. 75 €, shipping from GER.
Yes, it does fit you bigger girly girls ;-)))
www.galaxybroadshop.com/collections/...
#direngrey
Yes, it does fit you bigger girly girls ;-)))
www.galaxybroadshop.com/collections/...
#direngrey
TOUR25蜿蜒 カーディガン
SIZE：M / L / XLM 身幅56cm 着丈70cmL 身幅59cm 着丈73cmXL 身幅62cm 着丈76cm素材：綿100％ 販売期間：12月11日(木)18:00～31日(水)23:59発送時期：2026年1月下旬～2月上旬より配送予定※こちらの受注販売では購入特典は付きません。 本商品以外のGALAXY BROAD SHOP内のその他の商品を同時にご購入される場合、上記発送予定...
www.galaxybroadshop.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Anybody who needs this cardigan? it's a size M, that is pretty big. 75 €, shipping from GER.
Yes, it does fit you bigger girly girls ;-)))
www.galaxybroadshop.com/collections/...
#direngrey
Yes, it does fit you bigger girly girls ;-)))
www.galaxybroadshop.com/collections/...
#direngrey
Plz have mercy on me ^^;;
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💬 0 🔁 3 ❤️ 0 · Anybody who needs this cardigan? it's a size M, that is pretty big. 75 €, shipping from EU.
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December 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Plz have mercy on me ^^;;
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But tell you what.
Without work and bullshit in my head (after what seems like an eternity) I just slept for 9 fucking hours and that's something I don't regret.
Without work and bullshit in my head (after what seems like an eternity) I just slept for 9 fucking hours and that's something I don't regret.
September 13, 2025 at 8:03 AM
But tell you what.
Without work and bullshit in my head (after what seems like an eternity) I just slept for 9 fucking hours and that's something I don't regret.
Without work and bullshit in my head (after what seems like an eternity) I just slept for 9 fucking hours and that's something I don't regret.
See, I go here and think 👎🏻🤷🏼♀️👋
The rest of my thoughts are better unsaid.
The rest of my thoughts are better unsaid.
September 13, 2025 at 7:52 AM
See, I go here and think 👎🏻🤷🏼♀️👋
The rest of my thoughts are better unsaid.
The rest of my thoughts are better unsaid.
Seeing Tennoji has a Christmas market in December and thinking about drinking mulled wine before attending the concerts at Hatch.
September 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Seeing Tennoji has a Christmas market in December and thinking about drinking mulled wine before attending the concerts at Hatch.
Zack, abgemeldet.
Menschen sind vorhersehbar.
Menschen sind vorhersehbar.
September 3, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Zack, abgemeldet.
Menschen sind vorhersehbar.
Menschen sind vorhersehbar.
uh jemand markiert sein Revier ^^;;
September 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
uh jemand markiert sein Revier ^^;;
3 Sekunden social und ich 🙄👎🏻💩
August 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
3 Sekunden social und ich 🙄👎🏻💩
Nein, ich rede nicht mit jedem.
August 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Nein, ich rede nicht mit jedem.
Sometimes I do nothing but listen to all the crappy oldies 💜
Ti Amo
open.spotify.com
August 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Sometimes I do nothing but listen to all the crappy oldies 💜
Love my 80s playlist 💯
80s80
Playlist · Naughty Calamari · 31 items
open.spotify.com
August 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Love my 80s playlist 💯
Mal so richtig herrlich beschissen geschlafen.
August 22, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Mal so richtig herrlich beschissen geschlafen.