Nat Sauce
@natsauce.bsky.social
Durham's geriatric millennial. Politics. Kids. Gossip. Gratuitous swearing.
I checked out the Costco trees ($59) after being shocked at the prices at the trosa lot last year. We ended up w/a trosa tree for $118 that was probably 3 feet taller and at much much fuller
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I checked out the Costco trees ($59) after being shocked at the prices at the trosa lot last year. We ended up w/a trosa tree for $118 that was probably 3 feet taller and at much much fuller
Salt is your friend. Please. Make friends with salt
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Salt is your friend. Please. Make friends with salt
Really enjoying the stores starting their black friday sales already. Ice gotten a ton of my shopping done already and no need to be up at 4am on Friday.
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Really enjoying the stores starting their black friday sales already. Ice gotten a ton of my shopping done already and no need to be up at 4am on Friday.
Last year I retold Count of Monte Cristo to the fam as I drove us home and they are asking if I'll finish the story tomorrow.
Asking what the last parts are they remember and its somewhere in part two or three (rain of blood. How a gardener may get rid of doremice)
Asking what the last parts are they remember and its somewhere in part two or three (rain of blood. How a gardener may get rid of doremice)
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Last year I retold Count of Monte Cristo to the fam as I drove us home and they are asking if I'll finish the story tomorrow.
Asking what the last parts are they remember and its somewhere in part two or three (rain of blood. How a gardener may get rid of doremice)
Asking what the last parts are they remember and its somewhere in part two or three (rain of blood. How a gardener may get rid of doremice)
Have a week off work and thinking about culling the records.
Or maybe I'll clean closets?
Or maybe I'll clean closets?
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Have a week off work and thinking about culling the records.
Or maybe I'll clean closets?
Or maybe I'll clean closets?
Kid won $20 off me bc yes, indeed she has strep
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Kid won $20 off me bc yes, indeed she has strep
I forget, every single time, that the $19 price point for the entree at lime and lemon is three meals at least.
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I forget, every single time, that the $19 price point for the entree at lime and lemon is three meals at least.
Wow. That guardian article about free birth is wild in all of the horrible painful ways.
Those poor families.
Those poor families.
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Wow. That guardian article about free birth is wild in all of the horrible painful ways.
Those poor families.
Those poor families.
There is nothing on my calendar today. Nothing.
NOTHING!!!
🎉😍🎶🎊😽🌈
NOTHING!!!
🎉😍🎶🎊😽🌈
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
There is nothing on my calendar today. Nothing.
NOTHING!!!
🎉😍🎶🎊😽🌈
NOTHING!!!
🎉😍🎶🎊😽🌈
The kids are alright - posters for the protest at Major
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The kids are alright - posters for the protest at Major
Love/hate seeing extra adults at dropoff this morning.
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Love/hate seeing extra adults at dropoff this morning.
I was recognized by the hotel coffee shop worker who commented that she had not seen me on the past couple of weeks and was everything okay.
In fact yes! I made it a whole month without staying overnight!
In fact yes! I made it a whole month without staying overnight!
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I was recognized by the hotel coffee shop worker who commented that she had not seen me on the past couple of weeks and was everything okay.
In fact yes! I made it a whole month without staying overnight!
In fact yes! I made it a whole month without staying overnight!
Anyone collect christian white jesus kitsch? There is an estate sale sunday with the most amazing piece I've seen in years.
November 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Anyone collect christian white jesus kitsch? There is an estate sale sunday with the most amazing piece I've seen in years.
My kids school just sent a message explicitly saying that if they show up the school is going on lockdown and they will not be allowed in. No walking field trips. Extra adults.
We keep us safe. 💛💙♥️
We keep us safe. 💛💙♥️
November 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My kids school just sent a message explicitly saying that if they show up the school is going on lockdown and they will not be allowed in. No walking field trips. Extra adults.
We keep us safe. 💛💙♥️
We keep us safe. 💛💙♥️
Dreamed my MIL was I town and had helped by randomly putting away clothes in drawers. 5 family members, 25 drawers, all random.
November 19, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Dreamed my MIL was I town and had helped by randomly putting away clothes in drawers. 5 family members, 25 drawers, all random.
Laying on the floor, putting my face on the cold boards, elevating my legs, and focusing on my breathing to avoid a panic attack when the teen asked if I needed my rescue med.
No, I'm fine.
Had to literally speak aloud that clearly I was not and that I have a prescription for this exact thing
No, I'm fine.
Had to literally speak aloud that clearly I was not and that I have a prescription for this exact thing
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Laying on the floor, putting my face on the cold boards, elevating my legs, and focusing on my breathing to avoid a panic attack when the teen asked if I needed my rescue med.
No, I'm fine.
Had to literally speak aloud that clearly I was not and that I have a prescription for this exact thing
No, I'm fine.
Had to literally speak aloud that clearly I was not and that I have a prescription for this exact thing
Yesterday I was in a room w/30 14-17yos planning a spring event.
They are still children. They havent reached their full heights yet. They still have cartoon characters on their clothes. They watch to see what everyone else is doing before acting.
Men preying on kids are sick.
They are still children. They havent reached their full heights yet. They still have cartoon characters on their clothes. They watch to see what everyone else is doing before acting.
Men preying on kids are sick.
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Yesterday I was in a room w/30 14-17yos planning a spring event.
They are still children. They havent reached their full heights yet. They still have cartoon characters on their clothes. They watch to see what everyone else is doing before acting.
Men preying on kids are sick.
They are still children. They havent reached their full heights yet. They still have cartoon characters on their clothes. They watch to see what everyone else is doing before acting.
Men preying on kids are sick.
Love reading discussion forums with questions asking how scientifically something would work and others pointing out it's a dystopian YA fantasy romance novel
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Love reading discussion forums with questions asking how scientifically something would work and others pointing out it's a dystopian YA fantasy romance novel
Made another magnificent brunch spread and spent the day snacking on cheese and bread and fruit and danish and I need to win the powerball so this can be my life.
November 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Made another magnificent brunch spread and spent the day snacking on cheese and bread and fruit and danish and I need to win the powerball so this can be my life.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Wild times. At a cookie training and people talking about adults stealing cookie money. People are strange.
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Wild times. At a cookie training and people talking about adults stealing cookie money. People are strange.
Omg. I almost missed the riverlea registration.
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Omg. I almost missed the riverlea registration.
Hey @kimyadawson.bsky.social remember, eggnog doesn't like you!
This time next year I need someone to dm me and say:
It’s not that you don’t like eggnog, it’s that eggnog doesn’t like you.
It’s not that you don’t like eggnog, it’s that eggnog doesn’t like you.
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Hey @kimyadawson.bsky.social remember, eggnog doesn't like you!
I really like the marketing trend of sending me your sales calendar in nov so I know which sales I actually care about
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I really like the marketing trend of sending me your sales calendar in nov so I know which sales I actually care about
Chuckling that one of the people/peers I really like at work said right on! with a lit up face when I said Fugazi was the first band I saw live.
Confused stares around the table
Confused stares around the table
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Chuckling that one of the people/peers I really like at work said right on! with a lit up face when I said Fugazi was the first band I saw live.
Confused stares around the table
Confused stares around the table