Nathan Bransford
@nathanbransford.com
Author of How to Write a Novel and the Jacob Wonderbar series. Blogging holdout. Reach out to me for help with your book!
www.nathanbransford.com
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Wait how do they know it was an accident
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Wait how do they know it was an accident
Tron: Ares (2025）
October 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Tron: Ares (2025）
Football is bad and no one should watch it.
October 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Football is bad and no one should watch it.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
September 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
LA: “Guys what’s this water falling from the sky anyone know what this is?”
June 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
LA: “Guys what’s this water falling from the sky anyone know what this is?”
Every interview I read with independent voters makes me feel like I've been smashed in the face with a skillet.
April 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Every interview I read with independent voters makes me feel like I've been smashed in the face with a skillet.
Happy #WeNeedDiverseBooksDay! I'm reading Ned Blackhawk's THE REDISCOVERY OF AMERICA because it's important to understand how we got here and the unsung heroes who have fought for a better tomorrow. Support @weneeddiversebooks.bsky.social here: www.diversebooks.org/support
April 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Happy #WeNeedDiverseBooksDay! I'm reading Ned Blackhawk's THE REDISCOVERY OF AMERICA because it's important to understand how we got here and the unsung heroes who have fought for a better tomorrow. Support @weneeddiversebooks.bsky.social here: www.diversebooks.org/support
If you need a pick-me-up this week I highly recommend canceling your Amazon Prime. Tastes great, refreshing, five stars!!
April 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If you need a pick-me-up this week I highly recommend canceling your Amazon Prime. Tastes great, refreshing, five stars!!
Today in dystopian advertising: fans in Munich wearing white cloaks and hats to make the T-Mobile logo.
March 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Today in dystopian advertising: fans in Munich wearing white cloaks and hats to make the T-Mobile logo.
I asked ChatGPT to create a scrimshaw image of Joelinton scoring a goal against a sea monster and probably wiped out a rainforest in the process.
March 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I asked ChatGPT to create a scrimshaw image of Joelinton scoring a goal against a sea monster and probably wiped out a rainforest in the process.
Pay me, Zuckerberg www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
March 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Pay me, Zuckerberg www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
With all due respect to Jeanette Winterson, who's a wonderful writer, I don't need to look at alien poop to understand that human poop stinks.
March 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
With all due respect to Jeanette Winterson, who's a wonderful writer, I don't need to look at alien poop to understand that human poop stinks.
Spoiler, but the writing is dogshit.
March 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Spoiler, but the writing is dogshit.
Okay Bluesky's Discover feed officially understands me.
December 12, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Okay Bluesky's Discover feed officially understands me.
We're like ten years away from A.I. human printers churning out indistinguishable new tech bros aren't we
November 26, 2024 at 4:50 PM
We're like ten years away from A.I. human printers churning out indistinguishable new tech bros aren't we
I'm going to need to see a chart with the percentage of Americans who understand what percentages mean.
November 26, 2024 at 4:35 PM
I'm going to need to see a chart with the percentage of Americans who understand what percentages mean.
When you're what's on the menu.
November 17, 2024 at 9:24 PM
When you're what's on the menu.
The trolls on X are starving. Will no one think of the trolls.
November 17, 2024 at 7:34 PM
The trolls on X are starving. Will no one think of the trolls.
Trump is going to win the popular vote by a smaller margin than Hillary in 2016.
November 13, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Trump is going to win the popular vote by a smaller margin than Hillary in 2016.
What kind of self-respecting Sith Lord pimps himself out for Christmas
November 10, 2024 at 7:05 PM
What kind of self-respecting Sith Lord pimps himself out for Christmas
If you live in LA (or even if you don’t) you are seriously missing out if you haven’t tried Birria Master tacos in East Pasadena
September 15, 2024 at 2:13 AM
If you live in LA (or even if you don’t) you are seriously missing out if you haven’t tried Birria Master tacos in East Pasadena
Don't threaten me with a good time, Andreessen Horowitz... www.esquire.com/entertainmen...
July 11, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Don't threaten me with a good time, Andreessen Horowitz... www.esquire.com/entertainmen...
Me standing next to my Twitter account.
July 6, 2023 at 8:29 AM
Me standing next to my Twitter account.