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He's never been to an actual party

Like it's crazy that the most beautiful human being on this planet is just working the counter at a minimum wage job making drinks. God she's so pretty.

I consider myself to have a good vocabulary but I truly genuinely can't think of a word that does her beauty justice. She's so ethereal and gorgeous. She's one of the funniest people I've ever met. We do bits without hesitation. I need her so bad.

I want her so bad it physically hurts like I can feel it in my heart and lungs. Whenever I'm within ten feet of her I start smiling uncontrollably. Like when she looks at me in the eyes everything else goes silent. Oh my god.

Like you're 23 and work in an office