I actually think players striking their teammates when they’re mad at how they’re playing would help Liverpool at the moment

Every time that one pops up on my timeline it’s weird af

What’d my little brother do to you

I’m not gonna lie I’m also just happy Andrew Cuomo ate a huge pile of shit

today’s keys to victory

Republican Party: how can we be meaner to people we don’t like
Democratic Party: just be authentic and maybe not an asshole?

too fucking funny