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Natalie
@nataliesnotinit.bsky.social
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I have the oldest Xbox known to man //
trans dyke //
author of NOISE MUSIC (forthcoming) //
writing at Stereogum, Paste, FLOOD, Bright Wall/Dark Room, etc. //
Takashi Miike fangirl
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Local tastemaker in action
Screenshot from article that read "Natalie Marlin, Writer/transsexual mosh reporter"
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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what it feels like putting together my annual "favorite songs of the year" playlist
goth Princess Peach smoking and DJing
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Hitman 2 stream again tonight with Abbie, come watch for more magic moments like this twitch.tv/takashimiku
November 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Calvin and Hobbes "two categories" meme where the panels are: Panel 1: "Playing a record? I'll show you something interesting." Panel 2: "All songs can be put into one of two categories: car songs and bike songs. 'Drive My Car'? Car song. 'Biking' by Frank Ocean? Bike song." Panel 3: "'Free Ride'? Car song. 'Low Rider'? Bike song. 'Dragula'? Car song. ''Be Quiet and Drive (Far Away)'? Bike song. Despite having 'bicycle' in the song title, 'Bicycle Race is actually a car song!" Panel 4: Calvin slumped over in bed, in anguish
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Realized I've never posted this here, so here's one of my favorite things I've ever made:

Chainsaw Man's Power ED x 100 gecs' "Dumbest Girl Alive"
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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One of my most powerful moments ever last night: did an extremely deranged version of "Break Stuff" at Halloween weekend karaoke while dressed as Power Chainsawman
Natalie as Power Chainsawman, complete with devil horns, a blue hoodie, a white button-up shirt, and black tie, hunched over and holding a mic above her head while screaming into it. She has a very deranged look on her face.
November 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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The blood fiend and the blood fiend's wife
Two trans women stand close to each other for a selfie: the one on the left has curly hair, devil horns, a white button-up shirt, a black tie, and a blue hoodie; the one on the left has glasses and a sparkly black sleeveless pantsuit
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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GROVEL, HUMANS!!!!!
Natalie as Power Chainsawman, horns atop her long curly brown hair, arms outstretched, wearing a white button-down, a black tie, black jeans, and a blue hoodie
November 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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when my mom says it's time for my siblings to have a turn on the Xbox
October 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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standing at the side of the room as a 31 year old at my 2nd of 4 gigs in a week, barely moving at all while all the gen z kids rage in the pit
Idris Elba meme format image quote: "Learn to sit bacj and observe. Not everything needs a reaction."
October 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER (2025)
Discord message: "I can't wait for the day I decide to hop in my car with my family and put Mo Bamba on and my wife and I look into each other's eyes and yell, "I GOT HOEEEEEES" and then our kids realiR they have the cool parents"
September 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Shit got me looking like goddamn Gendo Ikari
September 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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I have to be the dykiest trans woman at this completely empty Jackass 3D screening for whatever reason
September 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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And that's a wrap on Pod Hero Season 2!

Thank you to everyone who's listened & enjoyed, excited to finish out this silly passion project (likely next year) with GH5 + Warriors of Rock, two fascinating mixed bags

(P.S. anyone interested in guesting on S3 should hit me up in the hiatus period 👀)
September 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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which unused album title for St. Anger are you?
possible album titles on a whiteboard that include: Old, Ugly, Nasty Best Dressed Chicken In Town Butchered Sarcasm With Meaning Surfing the Zeitgiest (sic) Unbridled Aint (sic) Askared (sic) No Mor (sic) Floods of Vomit Speed Ave. possible album titles on a whiteboard that include: Light Hate Speed Love Pills We're Already Dead We're Just Haunting Together Feels So Much Better .. Not to Think Satanic Cuckoo Clock Unresolve Every Gift Ha$ Its Pri¢e S My Azz possible album titles on a whiteboard that include: Tails - I Kill You If Your (sic) Broke, You Were Never Fixed Time Issues Are Never About The Clock The Unclearness Is Very Clear I Love You Even When You Smile I Am My Own Friend !
September 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Andy Shauf's The Neon Skyline starts with him doing the anime toast run... The Neon Skyline is an anime?????
Lyrics for "The Neon Skyline": I looked in my fridge, it was a dark scene so I buttered some bread Chewed my way out the door and walked down the street
September 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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seeing this and getting so frenzied that i unconsciously break into a Weapons-type sprint straight at this like a homing missile until i collide and explode and die instantly
truck with the text "TransWood" on it
August 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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went here and everyone knew you
text: The Town Where No-One Got Off
August 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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i wonder who it could be...
image: Naruto quiz - Who is the main character in the anime Naruto?
August 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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got to drum on a kit as it got lit on fire tonight lol
Natalie with pink glittery eyeshadow holding a drumstick that has literally been charred by fire and sticking her tongue out
July 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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my tits captured on a Vita camera mid-mosh... what a time to be alive
July 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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"dolls, butchfags, she/its, cumsluts, therians... all my closest and BEST friends"
Marta in the 2006 Company revival telling Bobby about why she loves 14th Street in NYC
July 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Post-blast beat practice in 90° weather
Natalie in Nine Inch Nails tank top holding drumsticks and a water bottle outside
July 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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me at 89 in the year 2093: They called Minneapolis, "the trannyground of the world." There was no place like it, in the whole world, like Minneapolis when I was a youngster. Dolls from all over the world came here. From all over the world, it was the trannyground — they called it the Trannyapolis of the world, over here. Anyways, uh, I... uh... you know... I even got — when I was, uh, when I was very high, I even got lost at Minneapolis, but they found me. In the, in, in the pit. And we used to mosh in the café here, mosh overnight. They don't do that anymore. They don't mosh anymore in the café...
July 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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realizing i sound like this
Wayne from Wayne's World in the scene where he goes "what am I going to do with a gun rack?"
July 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM