Natalie McGill
@nataliesmcgill.bsky.social
OK at writing. Not OK at other things. Other things = everything else. Hazard to be near for Terps games | Writer for A Black Lady Sketch Show S3 + S4
🎵He drank a whiskey drink🎵
🎵He drank a vodka drink🎵
🎵He drank a lager drink🎵
🎵He drank a cider drink🎵
🎵He ate the trash that reminds him of the good times🎵
🎵He puked the trash that reminds him of the better times🎵
🎵He drank a vodka drink🎵
🎵He drank a lager drink🎵
🎵He drank a cider drink🎵
🎵He ate the trash that reminds him of the good times🎵
🎵He puked the trash that reminds him of the better times🎵
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
🎵He drank a whiskey drink🎵
🎵He drank a vodka drink🎵
🎵He drank a lager drink🎵
🎵He drank a cider drink🎵
🎵He ate the trash that reminds him of the good times🎵
🎵He puked the trash that reminds him of the better times🎵
🎵He drank a vodka drink🎵
🎵He drank a lager drink🎵
🎵He drank a cider drink🎵
🎵He ate the trash that reminds him of the good times🎵
🎵He puked the trash that reminds him of the better times🎵
And this right here is EXACTLY why I never opted into package delivery when I drove for Uber Eats. Shit, I didn't even feel comfortable when they added the alcohol delivery.
October 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
And this right here is EXACTLY why I never opted into package delivery when I drove for Uber Eats. Shit, I didn't even feel comfortable when they added the alcohol delivery.
You know what doesn't become a literal human panini press? A regular ass mattress.
October 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
You know what doesn't become a literal human panini press? A regular ass mattress.
Okay at this point I am convinced they are just gonna keep playing until the federal government opens again.
October 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Okay at this point I am convinced they are just gonna keep playing until the federal government opens again.
I see this game decided not to GAF about my productivity tonight.
October 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I see this game decided not to GAF about my productivity tonight.
ICE agents in Chicago: Let us poop in your restaurants!
Chicago:
Chicago:
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
ICE agents in Chicago: Let us poop in your restaurants!
Chicago:
Chicago:
What in the Civil War era love letter is this BS?
September 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
What in the Civil War era love letter is this BS?
For the love of GOD please don't let Sinclair take over Tegna. That would mean TWO Sinclair stations in D.C. (WJLA and then WUSA 9 if this goes through). They have made Fox 45 in Baltimore unwatchable (pictured here with standard American flag background)
August 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
For the love of GOD please don't let Sinclair take over Tegna. That would mean TWO Sinclair stations in D.C. (WJLA and then WUSA 9 if this goes through). They have made Fox 45 in Baltimore unwatchable (pictured here with standard American flag background)
Bringing this over to Bsky bc why tf not?
July 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Bringing this over to Bsky bc why tf not?
Whoever decided to put an &pizza in Dulles airport gets a TSA PreCheck fast lane into heaven. Absolutely criminal I get this much pizza for the price of a Hudson News parfait cup.
June 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Whoever decided to put an &pizza in Dulles airport gets a TSA PreCheck fast lane into heaven. Absolutely criminal I get this much pizza for the price of a Hudson News parfait cup.
Someone please tell me I'm not crazy for thinking it's fucked up that they even asked me this #eatonfire #palisadesfire #losangeles #lafires
January 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Someone please tell me I'm not crazy for thinking it's fucked up that they even asked me this #eatonfire #palisadesfire #losangeles #lafires
(My phone rings)
Dad: Is that your phone?
Me: Yeah. It just says "Scam Likely."
Dad: I got one the other day that just said prison slash jail.
::pulls out phone::
Dad: Is that your phone?
Me: Yeah. It just says "Scam Likely."
Dad: I got one the other day that just said prison slash jail.
::pulls out phone::
December 18, 2024 at 7:54 PM
(My phone rings)
Dad: Is that your phone?
Me: Yeah. It just says "Scam Likely."
Dad: I got one the other day that just said prison slash jail.
::pulls out phone::
Dad: Is that your phone?
Me: Yeah. It just says "Scam Likely."
Dad: I got one the other day that just said prison slash jail.
::pulls out phone::
Been a fun few minutes trying to remember why this alarm was in my phone.
December 7, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Been a fun few minutes trying to remember why this alarm was in my phone.
Me: I should get a new sofa for my apt.
The money in my bank account:
The money in my bank account:
October 17, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Me: I should get a new sofa for my apt.
The money in my bank account:
The money in my bank account:
If ONE worm is the reason RFK Jr. acts like he does then there have to be a dozen Lowlys driving Trump's brain like an apple car.
May 8, 2024 at 6:43 PM
If ONE worm is the reason RFK Jr. acts like he does then there have to be a dozen Lowlys driving Trump's brain like an apple car.
Am I exhausted or did AI write this headline?
September 14, 2023 at 3:02 PM
Am I exhausted or did AI write this headline?
Animaniacs, but instead of a song about state capitals, Wakko sings about the national patchwork of marijuana decriminalization laws.
September 2, 2023 at 11:57 PM
Animaniacs, but instead of a song about state capitals, Wakko sings about the national patchwork of marijuana decriminalization laws.
Now's your chance, Gerardo.
August 15, 2023 at 7:38 PM
Now's your chance, Gerardo.