Timeshares but for housing
February 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Timeshares but for housing
On gyatt or whatever maelle says
February 2, 2026 at 1:11 AM
On gyatt or whatever maelle says
Putting chili, onions and cheese on top of regular potato chips as a form of white trash nachos 😍
February 1, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Putting chili, onions and cheese on top of regular potato chips as a form of white trash nachos 😍
Putting sour cream on your bagel > putting cream cheese on your tacos
January 30, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Putting sour cream on your bagel > putting cream cheese on your tacos
Changing the name of Montana to Montaña to confuse ICE
January 17, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Changing the name of Montana to Montaña to confuse ICE
Conservatives talk more about trans people than literally any trans people I know talk about being trans.
January 14, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Conservatives talk more about trans people than literally any trans people I know talk about being trans.
I have a gender and I must scream
January 9, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I have a gender and I must scream
New bigot insult just dropped telling them you hope their grandkids are mixed race
January 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
New bigot insult just dropped telling them you hope their grandkids are mixed race
I am aggressively Midwestern
January 5, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I am aggressively Midwestern
Video essayists have ruined the word suffice
December 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Video essayists have ruined the word suffice
Starting a podcast with my cat
December 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Starting a podcast with my cat
Nier replicant is like if Geralt was a twink
December 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Nier replicant is like if Geralt was a twink
Do you ever wonder if octopi ever use all 8 tentacles for *stuff*?
December 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Do you ever wonder if octopi ever use all 8 tentacles for *stuff*?
If you really think about it everything at the base level is gacha
December 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
If you really think about it everything at the base level is gacha
Going to invent a reply all button that instantly converts everyone to BCC
December 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Going to invent a reply all button that instantly converts everyone to BCC
I am a slut for stuffed animals tbh
December 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I am a slut for stuffed animals tbh
Combining all of the mostly empty beer cans in your room into one franken beer 😍
December 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Combining all of the mostly empty beer cans in your room into one franken beer 😍
Drinking strong enough alcohol to pickle the cold germs.
December 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Drinking strong enough alcohol to pickle the cold germs.
Apparently I dress like a fuckboi
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Apparently I dress like a fuckboi
Fattening up the local squirrel population until they can no longer climb up the bird feeder
December 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Fattening up the local squirrel population until they can no longer climb up the bird feeder
Autogynaferraria
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Autogynaferraria
If we're gonna progress backwards a few decades can we get to the point where they just hand out benzos like candy quicker?
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If we're gonna progress backwards a few decades can we get to the point where they just hand out benzos like candy quicker?
Working crust Christmas song title: Jingle Bell (cum) Sock
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Working crust Christmas song title: Jingle Bell (cum) Sock
Can't wait to get to get called bigoted in 20 years for saying clanker with a hard r as a flesh haver.
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Can't wait to get to get called bigoted in 20 years for saying clanker with a hard r as a flesh haver.
Using pizza sauce as salad dressing
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Using pizza sauce as salad dressing