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I'm just sitting, trying to work, when a memory struck me so severe that I literally shuddered and said "ew, oh no" out loud.
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I'm just sitting, trying to work, when a memory struck me so severe that I literally shuddered and said "ew, oh no" out loud.
I have two Texans in my home and I have to somehow explain to them that although it is currently -25 with windchill, it is not cold enough for me to adjust my plans for the day at all. We simply must persist and endure.
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I have two Texans in my home and I have to somehow explain to them that although it is currently -25 with windchill, it is not cold enough for me to adjust my plans for the day at all. We simply must persist and endure.
Standing with my family trying to get cash out of my purse when a condom falls out. I didn’t even know I had a condom in my purse and this felt like an orchestrated attack to embarrass me. Like, I can’t explain it, but this feels like Jake’s fault somehow.
January 18, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Standing with my family trying to get cash out of my purse when a condom falls out. I didn’t even know I had a condom in my purse and this felt like an orchestrated attack to embarrass me. Like, I can’t explain it, but this feels like Jake’s fault somehow.
I love seeing teenagers walking out of class to protest the ICE occupation in Minnesota but I also get so stressed because they’re all in hoodies and sweatpants and I need those kids in coats. It’s cold out there.
January 17, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I love seeing teenagers walking out of class to protest the ICE occupation in Minnesota but I also get so stressed because they’re all in hoodies and sweatpants and I need those kids in coats. It’s cold out there.
Seeing everyone’s 2016 flashbacks and seeing how much skinnier they all were back then makes me so happy I have no 2016 pictures because I don’t want people to remember how much skinnier I also was back then.
January 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Seeing everyone’s 2016 flashbacks and seeing how much skinnier they all were back then makes me so happy I have no 2016 pictures because I don’t want people to remember how much skinnier I also was back then.
I live alone, so how do I have 8 knives, 8 spoons, 2 forks. Where are my fucking forks.
January 16, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I live alone, so how do I have 8 knives, 8 spoons, 2 forks. Where are my fucking forks.
Every time someone on tiktok complains that third spaces don’t exist anymore, I have a mini-stroke. They do exist, y’all just don’t leave your apartments. There are still bars and coffee shops and libraries and parks and craft groups that meet at your local community centers.
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Every time someone on tiktok complains that third spaces don’t exist anymore, I have a mini-stroke. They do exist, y’all just don’t leave your apartments. There are still bars and coffee shops and libraries and parks and craft groups that meet at your local community centers.
My sister is terrified I’m going to make her see The Testament of Ann Lee with me.
January 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
My sister is terrified I’m going to make her see The Testament of Ann Lee with me.
I've watched three cars slide and hit the fire hydrant out front within 45 minutes, and it's really providing incredible entertainment to my morning. The roads are icy and snow covered, stop taking turns like it's Tokyo Drift.
January 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I've watched three cars slide and hit the fire hydrant out front within 45 minutes, and it's really providing incredible entertainment to my morning. The roads are icy and snow covered, stop taking turns like it's Tokyo Drift.
I think this year might just be the year I actually go to the State Fair.
January 14, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I think this year might just be the year I actually go to the State Fair.
I'm so deep into my pickle era that I'm buying two jars of pickles because I don't want to risk running out between grocery runs like I did this week.
January 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I'm so deep into my pickle era that I'm buying two jars of pickles because I don't want to risk running out between grocery runs like I did this week.
I know I should check in with my cousin who is a teacher in the St. Paul Public School district but I cannot bear whatever devastatingly sad thing she will probably say to me.
January 13, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I know I should check in with my cousin who is a teacher in the St. Paul Public School district but I cannot bear whatever devastatingly sad thing she will probably say to me.
They’re opening a Cava on 84th Street. 🙌🏼
January 12, 2026 at 11:15 PM
They’re opening a Cava on 84th Street. 🙌🏼
Missouri is the South. St. Louis is the Midwest. Kansas City is it's own, secret third thing.
January 12, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Missouri is the South. St. Louis is the Midwest. Kansas City is it's own, secret third thing.
Huge Monday morning win, I was able to finally after a month of suffering fix the repeating L key on my keyboard. I finally was brave enough to pop that bad boy off and dust the lil switch in there and boom, only one L.
January 12, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Huge Monday morning win, I was able to finally after a month of suffering fix the repeating L key on my keyboard. I finally was brave enough to pop that bad boy off and dust the lil switch in there and boom, only one L.
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Maybe I’m not a cinephile because I truly have absolutely no desire to see Hamnet.
December 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Maybe I’m not a cinephile because I truly have absolutely no desire to see Hamnet.
I really thought Timothee Chalamet was like 25. I’m glad to see a 30 year old staying goofy.
January 12, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I really thought Timothee Chalamet was like 25. I’m glad to see a 30 year old staying goofy.
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Hey guys how do you think I am doing at my job as Golden Globes announcer? I am trying my best :-)
January 12, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Hey guys how do you think I am doing at my job as Golden Globes announcer? I am trying my best :-)
A fun fact about me is I didn’t know KPop Demon Hunters was animated until like 4 days ago
January 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
A fun fact about me is I didn’t know KPop Demon Hunters was animated until like 4 days ago
I guess the Globes had no choice but to take that PolyMarket sponsorship since they decided to blow millions on the rights to these transition songs.
January 12, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I guess the Globes had no choice but to take that PolyMarket sponsorship since they decided to blow millions on the rights to these transition songs.
Every picture of my 3.5 month old nephew last night is just him looking shocked and appalled that he had to be involved with any of us.
January 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Every picture of my 3.5 month old nephew last night is just him looking shocked and appalled that he had to be involved with any of us.
Suspiciously not as hungover as I should be considering I closed a bar last night??? At 33 years of age???? After having been at three other bars?????
January 11, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Suspiciously not as hungover as I should be considering I closed a bar last night??? At 33 years of age???? After having been at three other bars?????
Idk what my uber driver is listening to but there is a weird AI DJ between songs but it’s giving GTA radio. Like, why did we go from Alice In Chains to Belinda Carlisle and the lil AI man say “different vibes, same great hits. Here’s Belinda Carlisle.”
January 10, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Idk what my uber driver is listening to but there is a weird AI DJ between songs but it’s giving GTA radio. Like, why did we go from Alice In Chains to Belinda Carlisle and the lil AI man say “different vibes, same great hits. Here’s Belinda Carlisle.”
Every time I remember I will never have the necessary disposable income required to take a cruise from Milwaukee to literal Antarctica, I feel genuinely melancholic.
January 10, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Every time I remember I will never have the necessary disposable income required to take a cruise from Milwaukee to literal Antarctica, I feel genuinely melancholic.
It’s no coincidence that the best bars in Milwaukee are owned by women.
January 8, 2026 at 9:39 PM
It’s no coincidence that the best bars in Milwaukee are owned by women.