nonAssociatedIdiot Out Of Context
@nassoc-ooc.bsky.social
An account run by @nonassociatedidiot.bsky.social including their "out of context" quotes. Has NSFW!
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"'im an electric type so i can shock people!'
'im a protogen so i can shock people!'
i have a tazer and i AM afraid to use it"
'im a protogen so i can shock people!'
i have a tazer and i AM afraid to use it"
February 3, 2026 at 3:25 AM
"'im an electric type so i can shock people!'
'im a protogen so i can shock people!'
i have a tazer and i AM afraid to use it"
'im a protogen so i can shock people!'
i have a tazer and i AM afraid to use it"
"also just to avoid the ballsack hater allegations im going to use ballsacks"
January 31, 2026 at 7:07 AM
"also just to avoid the ballsack hater allegations im going to use ballsacks"
"gotta get to the top of the autism leaderboards‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️"
January 30, 2026 at 11:22 PM
"gotta get to the top of the autism leaderboards‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️"
"ooh you want to cook me a grilled cheese ooh 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫"
January 30, 2026 at 4:09 AM
"ooh you want to cook me a grilled cheese ooh 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫"
(in Gordon Ramsay voice) "I will NOT have a SANDWICH FUCKER IN MY KITCHEN!!!"
January 29, 2026 at 10:02 PM
(in Gordon Ramsay voice) "I will NOT have a SANDWICH FUCKER IN MY KITCHEN!!!"
"the piss is an indicator of PROGRESS..."
January 29, 2026 at 4:48 AM
"the piss is an indicator of PROGRESS..."
"me when i look up and my penis goes flying"
January 29, 2026 at 2:25 AM
"me when i look up and my penis goes flying"
"i mean hey you could multiclass religions and wear a pasta strainer"
January 27, 2026 at 5:11 AM
"i mean hey you could multiclass religions and wear a pasta strainer"
"I have become e-slut, destroyer of pussies."
January 26, 2026 at 6:35 PM
"I have become e-slut, destroyer of pussies."
> i have boobs come lie on them
my response:
my response:
January 20, 2026 at 6:22 AM
> i have boobs come lie on them
my response:
my response:
"(Insert joke here involving hazardous use of food that may result in yeast infection)"
January 14, 2026 at 10:03 PM
"(Insert joke here involving hazardous use of food that may result in yeast infection)"
"i fucking love staek
add that to my 'list of foods i would give you head for afterwards if it was delicious enough'"
add that to my 'list of foods i would give you head for afterwards if it was delicious enough'"
"anyway. if you give me a good ol container of prosciutto di parma, i will ALSO give you head, for probably double the price but half the work put in"
you know whats crazy? if you give me a good enough `sausage_(food)`, i WILL give you head. i dont care. if its fucking great sausage i no longer care what gender or species you are, you're getting head
January 13, 2026 at 5:48 AM
"i fucking love staek
add that to my 'list of foods i would give you head for afterwards if it was delicious enough'"
add that to my 'list of foods i would give you head for afterwards if it was delicious enough'"
"hubris gaming"
January 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
"hubris gaming"
"anything's a threesome if you're bad enough at math 😎"
January 12, 2026 at 6:51 AM
"anything's a threesome if you're bad enough at math 😎"
"im sorry that i killed your mom, hornet. but my friend was hungry"
January 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
"im sorry that i killed your mom, hornet. but my friend was hungry"
"in da minecraft mod. straight up customizing it. and by it? haha, lets justr say. my player model"
January 7, 2026 at 2:28 AM
"in da minecraft mod. straight up customizing it. and by it? haha, lets justr say. my player model"
"saying 'yippee!' when the top tells me they're gonna do something that at least slightly turns me on"
January 5, 2026 at 7:19 AM
"saying 'yippee!' when the top tells me they're gonna do something that at least slightly turns me on"
"call me the opposite of my sleep schedule the way i WANT to be fucked,,,,"
January 3, 2026 at 8:10 AM
"call me the opposite of my sleep schedule the way i WANT to be fucked,,,,"
"anyway. if you give me a good ol container of prosciutto di parma, i will ALSO give you head, for probably double the price but half the work put in"
you know whats crazy? if you give me a good enough `sausage_(food)`, i WILL give you head. i dont care. if its fucking great sausage i no longer care what gender or species you are, you're getting head
December 31, 2025 at 7:54 AM
"anyway. if you give me a good ol container of prosciutto di parma, i will ALSO give you head, for probably double the price but half the work put in"
"Top 10 Ways To Get A Red-Orange Slugcat To Give You Head:"
December 31, 2025 at 7:53 AM
"Top 10 Ways To Get A Red-Orange Slugcat To Give You Head:"
"You Too Can Have A Stonecutter, And All It Costs Is 140 Levels Of Experience And Five Billion Fungus"
December 30, 2025 at 7:18 AM
"You Too Can Have A Stonecutter, And All It Costs Is 140 Levels Of Experience And Five Billion Fungus"
"give me an inch, and i take it all in like a champ"
December 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"give me an inch, and i take it all in like a champ"
you know whats crazy? if you give me a good enough `sausage_(food)`, i WILL give you head. i dont care. if its fucking great sausage i no longer care what gender or species you are, you're getting head
December 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
you know whats crazy? if you give me a good enough `sausage_(food)`, i WILL give you head. i dont care. if its fucking great sausage i no longer care what gender or species you are, you're getting head
"I'm high as shit, man, I don't WANNA organize!"
December 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
"I'm high as shit, man, I don't WANNA organize!"