@narcchronicles.bsky.social
They're eating the DOGS, they're eating the CATS!
The Dem senators did their part to keep them hidden by creating the valid-but-unnecessary 'don't obey illegal orders' ad, allowing the nation to move on from the Epstein files. So you're not playing along, you're supposed to keep up with the current outrage, not hold on to last week's
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The Dem senators did their part to keep them hidden by creating the valid-but-unnecessary 'don't obey illegal orders' ad, allowing the nation to move on from the Epstein files. So you're not playing along, you're supposed to keep up with the current outrage, not hold on to last week's
Not to worry, once we exceed 2 or 2.5 things will probably get bad enough that nobody will even be paying attention to whether we stay below 3
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Not to worry, once we exceed 2 or 2.5 things will probably get bad enough that nobody will even be paying attention to whether we stay below 3
I guess MAGA will need to wait for their Nigerian thought leaders to tell them how to feel about this
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I guess MAGA will need to wait for their Nigerian thought leaders to tell them how to feel about this
This is what Trump supporters are talking about when they say 'he tells it like it is'. They do have a point, he neither tries to hide, nor apologizes for the corruption, it's all right out there for everyone to see
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This is what Trump supporters are talking about when they say 'he tells it like it is'. They do have a point, he neither tries to hide, nor apologizes for the corruption, it's all right out there for everyone to see
None of them are going to prison. That's been the very clear message of the last 10 years
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
None of them are going to prison. That's been the very clear message of the last 10 years
It's pay to play, nothing more. Like literally everything else in the new world Trump's created
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It's pay to play, nothing more. Like literally everything else in the new world Trump's created
Lol - the 'Charlie Brown v Lucy' vibe I get with this kind of stuff always makes me laugh and want to cry at the same time. Who, in the current timeline, is going to enforce quaint notions like disbarment for misconduct?
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Lol - the 'Charlie Brown v Lucy' vibe I get with this kind of stuff always makes me laugh and want to cry at the same time. Who, in the current timeline, is going to enforce quaint notions like disbarment for misconduct?
Also it's not like the MAGA people on twitter will care that much, the brainwashing doesn't allow for it. I do find it quite funny that now in addition to being down with fellating horses (or Bill Clinton) they're going to have to get good with having their opinions set by brown people with accents
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Also it's not like the MAGA people on twitter will care that much, the brainwashing doesn't allow for it. I do find it quite funny that now in addition to being down with fellating horses (or Bill Clinton) they're going to have to get good with having their opinions set by brown people with accents
It says a lot about the hopelessness of the situation that so many non-MAGA people continue to use twitter as a news sharing media, despite knowing that it's a bot-infested Nazi propaganda tool using algorithms to manipulate them while stealing their content for its Nazi propaganda AI
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It says a lot about the hopelessness of the situation that so many non-MAGA people continue to use twitter as a news sharing media, despite knowing that it's a bot-infested Nazi propaganda tool using algorithms to manipulate them while stealing their content for its Nazi propaganda AI
It's mainly because most GOP men are in favor of sexual exploitation of minors so this whole thing's not a big deal to them, other than maybe a chance to legitimize their fantasies. Remember Mark Foley in 2006? GOP has always been in favor of this stuff
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
It's mainly because most GOP men are in favor of sexual exploitation of minors so this whole thing's not a big deal to them, other than maybe a chance to legitimize their fantasies. Remember Mark Foley in 2006? GOP has always been in favor of this stuff
Not me. I want to watch him decay slowly but inexorably, making all his sycophants look dumber and dumber. I hope by '28 they're wheeling him out duck-taped to a furniture dolly
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Not me. I want to watch him decay slowly but inexorably, making all his sycophants look dumber and dumber. I hope by '28 they're wheeling him out duck-taped to a furniture dolly
Great! Letting the president use the national economy and the country's reputation around the world as his very own little economics lab experiment so he could better understand the theory and practice of 'how tariffs work' was brilliant. Hope his supporters have found it educational as well.
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Great! Letting the president use the national economy and the country's reputation around the world as his very own little economics lab experiment so he could better understand the theory and practice of 'how tariffs work' was brilliant. Hope his supporters have found it educational as well.
He explained it in one of his previous slurs - Green - grass turns Brown when it goes bad, hence 'Brown'. Stupid? Absolutely. Good enough for his idiot supporters? Yeah, probably
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
He explained it in one of his previous slurs - Green - grass turns Brown when it goes bad, hence 'Brown'. Stupid? Absolutely. Good enough for his idiot supporters? Yeah, probably
Good call on Donny's part, doubling down in his fight with somebody who has a loyal fanbase and the ability to just independently release a ton of information and maybe even pics that would just destroy him. Maybe Margie has a picture of Donny blowing Bubba the horse
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Good call on Donny's part, doubling down in his fight with somebody who has a loyal fanbase and the ability to just independently release a ton of information and maybe even pics that would just destroy him. Maybe Margie has a picture of Donny blowing Bubba the horse
Hey NYT, as always, welcome to my feed! And also Fuck off and die a million deaths you disingenuous propaganda spouting ratbags
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Hey NYT, as always, welcome to my feed! And also Fuck off and die a million deaths you disingenuous propaganda spouting ratbags
I sincerely hope Alabama confirms all my worst opinions about them and elects Tuberville governor. I have great faith they won't let me down
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I sincerely hope Alabama confirms all my worst opinions about them and elects Tuberville governor. I have great faith they won't let me down
Lol - 'day 1) Build new megacity'! Perfect!
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Lol - 'day 1) Build new megacity'! Perfect!
What a great idea! This administration is really solving a lot of very hard systemic problems with it's simple-minded, childish understanding of the modern technical world. No wonder an ignorant, under-educated and childish population is so enamored with them
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
What a great idea! This administration is really solving a lot of very hard systemic problems with it's simple-minded, childish understanding of the modern technical world. No wonder an ignorant, under-educated and childish population is so enamored with them
Might be better to say 'one of the early but not the last cities (in the modern era) to be abandoned because of stupidity and climate change'. I have my doubts about any country's ability to successfully 'relocate' a city of any size to another location
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Might be better to say 'one of the early but not the last cities (in the modern era) to be abandoned because of stupidity and climate change'. I have my doubts about any country's ability to successfully 'relocate' a city of any size to another location
Florida isn't necessarily the BEST example of the negative consequences of a terrible education system and willfully stupid population, but it's gotta be in the top 10
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Florida isn't necessarily the BEST example of the negative consequences of a terrible education system and willfully stupid population, but it's gotta be in the top 10
How hard could it be to relocate 15 million people and set them up in a new city and be fully functional?
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
How hard could it be to relocate 15 million people and set them up in a new city and be fully functional?
I empathize. I also totally get the 'she secretly drank in the ICU' part of the story.
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I empathize. I also totally get the 'she secretly drank in the ICU' part of the story.
That's great and glad you got excessive drinking under control, but if you were able to do then you don't have the alcoholism I'm talking about, which is just definitionally an inability to control ones drinking, or to stop if unable to control it
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
That's great and glad you got excessive drinking under control, but if you were able to do then you don't have the alcoholism I'm talking about, which is just definitionally an inability to control ones drinking, or to stop if unable to control it