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Napping, ruminating, and changing diapers.
A nomad needs naps, not just journeys. Rest isn’t quitting, it’s preparation for the next adventure.
A nomad needs naps, not just journeys. Rest isn’t quitting, it’s preparation for the next adventure.
Watching the pizza rolls pop open in the microwave like a marine biologist watching mollusks filter feed lmao
December 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Watching the pizza rolls pop open in the microwave like a marine biologist watching mollusks filter feed lmao
I'm still paying for the mistake of outing myself as an atheist in the Bible belt. That was 10 years ago.
December 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I'm still paying for the mistake of outing myself as an atheist in the Bible belt. That was 10 years ago.
Going to the store, does anyone need anything?
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Going to the store, does anyone need anything?
I was at an important doctor's appointment today, and the whole time I had a bluey sticker on my forehead that my daughter had put on me. I completely forgot to take it off until someone complimented it.
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I was at an important doctor's appointment today, and the whole time I had a bluey sticker on my forehead that my daughter had put on me. I completely forgot to take it off until someone complimented it.
I used to put the knife back in the drawer when I cut fresh bread. Now I have a toddler with celiac and I obsess over keeping gluten away from my kitchen at all costs. Paying for my past behavior. 😅
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I used to put the knife back in the drawer when I cut fresh bread. Now I have a toddler with celiac and I obsess over keeping gluten away from my kitchen at all costs. Paying for my past behavior. 😅
I went from taking gummy edibles to gummy fiber supplements. Life comes at you hard.
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I went from taking gummy edibles to gummy fiber supplements. Life comes at you hard.
My in-laws are super conservative and I... am not. We've come a looong way over the years. But, I still like to occasionally fuck with them by censoring certain words and implying that it isn't "woke" to say anymore. I censored D*ycare yesterday and I swear I felt Christ's love leave my FIL's soul.
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My in-laws are super conservative and I... am not. We've come a looong way over the years. But, I still like to occasionally fuck with them by censoring certain words and implying that it isn't "woke" to say anymore. I censored D*ycare yesterday and I swear I felt Christ's love leave my FIL's soul.
It's amazing to me that A.I. glazers swear that billionaires will implement UBI when A.I. unlocks ascended Super Saiyan or some shit. WHEN ELON MUSK, THE RICHEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THIS WORLD, WON'T EVEN PAY FAIR CHILD SUPPORT FOR HIS KIDS!!! He isn't even taking care of his HALF CLONES. We're FUCKED
November 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
It's amazing to me that A.I. glazers swear that billionaires will implement UBI when A.I. unlocks ascended Super Saiyan or some shit. WHEN ELON MUSK, THE RICHEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THIS WORLD, WON'T EVEN PAY FAIR CHILD SUPPORT FOR HIS KIDS!!! He isn't even taking care of his HALF CLONES. We're FUCKED
I've been trying to put more glitter in my spite lately.
July 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I've been trying to put more glitter in my spite lately.
Why does all the wisdom that truly resonates with me seem to come from lesbians online? What’s the lesbian equivalent of trekking up a mountain to seek enlightenment from a monk?
December 22, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Why does all the wisdom that truly resonates with me seem to come from lesbians online? What’s the lesbian equivalent of trekking up a mountain to seek enlightenment from a monk?
Here’s a weird but kind of beautiful thing about being a parent. My daughter and I somehow share a poop schedule. If I have to go, chances are, she’s already gone or is about to. It’s like we’re connected on some deep biological level, like we’re two trees sharing the same root system, but for poop.
December 14, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Here’s a weird but kind of beautiful thing about being a parent. My daughter and I somehow share a poop schedule. If I have to go, chances are, she’s already gone or is about to. It’s like we’re connected on some deep biological level, like we’re two trees sharing the same root system, but for poop.
Damn, I just realized I've been repressing my abandonment issues.
I straight-up abandoned my abandonment issues.
Now how the hell do I process *that*?
#Help
#Therapy
#Laughthroughthepain
#FUCK
I straight-up abandoned my abandonment issues.
Now how the hell do I process *that*?
#Help
#Therapy
#Laughthroughthepain
#FUCK
December 10, 2024 at 11:43 AM
Damn, I just realized I've been repressing my abandonment issues.
I straight-up abandoned my abandonment issues.
Now how the hell do I process *that*?
#Help
#Therapy
#Laughthroughthepain
#FUCK
I straight-up abandoned my abandonment issues.
Now how the hell do I process *that*?
#Help
#Therapy
#Laughthroughthepain
#FUCK
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I don’t want to girl boss anymore. I want to play Stardew Valley for 18 hours straight and poison the town soup with the Mayor’s underpants.
December 9, 2024 at 9:47 PM
I don’t want to girl boss anymore. I want to play Stardew Valley for 18 hours straight and poison the town soup with the Mayor’s underpants.
Reminder for my ADHD peeps: it's time to throw out the Thanksgiving leftovers.
December 10, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Reminder for my ADHD peeps: it's time to throw out the Thanksgiving leftovers.
My 15-month-old was napping on me when she suddenly sat up, and I thought for sure the nap was over. I started singing softly, hoping to lull her back to sleep. She looked at me, gave me the sweetest little kiss, and curled back up to sleep on my chest. It was such a simple, pure moment, I cried.
December 9, 2024 at 5:16 PM
My 15-month-old was napping on me when she suddenly sat up, and I thought for sure the nap was over. I started singing softly, hoping to lull her back to sleep. She looked at me, gave me the sweetest little kiss, and curled back up to sleep on my chest. It was such a simple, pure moment, I cried.
The raccoons won today. I feed some feral cats outside and got distracted adjusting their heat lamp. I left a 14-pound bag of cat food out, and the raccoons dragged it back to their lair. Played me like a fiddle.
Anyone have extra cat food?
Anyone have extra cat food?
December 1, 2024 at 4:55 AM
The raccoons won today. I feed some feral cats outside and got distracted adjusting their heat lamp. I left a 14-pound bag of cat food out, and the raccoons dragged it back to their lair. Played me like a fiddle.
Anyone have extra cat food?
Anyone have extra cat food?
Well... terrible news. I burned my homemade yeast rolls. Stayed up all night, only to scorch the bottoms, a true rookie mistake.
It's 5 a.m., and I’m in tears, using a cheese grater to shave off the charred parts.
This is it. I am at rock-bottom and it smells like burnt bread.
#Thanksgiving
It's 5 a.m., and I’m in tears, using a cheese grater to shave off the charred parts.
This is it. I am at rock-bottom and it smells like burnt bread.
#Thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Well... terrible news. I burned my homemade yeast rolls. Stayed up all night, only to scorch the bottoms, a true rookie mistake.
It's 5 a.m., and I’m in tears, using a cheese grater to shave off the charred parts.
This is it. I am at rock-bottom and it smells like burnt bread.
#Thanksgiving
It's 5 a.m., and I’m in tears, using a cheese grater to shave off the charred parts.
This is it. I am at rock-bottom and it smells like burnt bread.
#Thanksgiving
Almost done making homemade yeast rolls. Two casseroles? Done. Veggie tray and charcuterie board? Prepped. Drinks? Stocked. Special oyster crackers? Oh yeah. All for in-laws who dislike me for being a leftist atheist. But hey, if I’m the family clown, at least I feed the circus!
#Imtrying
#Imtrying
November 28, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Almost done making homemade yeast rolls. Two casseroles? Done. Veggie tray and charcuterie board? Prepped. Drinks? Stocked. Special oyster crackers? Oh yeah. All for in-laws who dislike me for being a leftist atheist. But hey, if I’m the family clown, at least I feed the circus!
#Imtrying
#Imtrying
Exhausted from a day with my 1.5-year-old, I made her a special dinner and threw together some easy mac for myself. While grinding pepper, I totally spaced out and ended up with a mountain of it in my cup. I still ate it... spicy, peppery, but ok.
#Dadlife
#Dadlife
November 27, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Exhausted from a day with my 1.5-year-old, I made her a special dinner and threw together some easy mac for myself. While grinding pepper, I totally spaced out and ended up with a mountain of it in my cup. I still ate it... spicy, peppery, but ok.
#Dadlife
#Dadlife
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WE. HAVE. ARRIVED!
And we're ready to SUPPORT Indie Game Devs!
Here's to a warm Bluesky welcome 🦋
Who's excited!?!
#Promosky #GameDev
And we're ready to SUPPORT Indie Game Devs!
Here's to a warm Bluesky welcome 🦋
Who's excited!?!
#Promosky #GameDev
elmo is wearing a party hat and holding a party horn
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November 26, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Adulthood?
It's just a performance. I’m really a committee of traumatized inner children and teens in a trench coat, voting on which coping mechanism to use next.
#promosky
It's just a performance. I’m really a committee of traumatized inner children and teens in a trench coat, voting on which coping mechanism to use next.
#promosky
November 26, 2024 at 7:15 AM
Adulthood?
It's just a performance. I’m really a committee of traumatized inner children and teens in a trench coat, voting on which coping mechanism to use next.
#promosky
It's just a performance. I’m really a committee of traumatized inner children and teens in a trench coat, voting on which coping mechanism to use next.
#promosky
Why is it easier for emotionally unavailable people to say "Love you" instead of "I love you"? Is "I" too much commitment?
Like, "Love you" is the fast food of affection, quick, cheap, and just enough to keep you from starving.
#promosky
Like, "Love you" is the fast food of affection, quick, cheap, and just enough to keep you from starving.
#promosky
November 25, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Why is it easier for emotionally unavailable people to say "Love you" instead of "I love you"? Is "I" too much commitment?
Like, "Love you" is the fast food of affection, quick, cheap, and just enough to keep you from starving.
#promosky
Like, "Love you" is the fast food of affection, quick, cheap, and just enough to keep you from starving.
#promosky
God, I am so tired of drinking water, going on these dumb little walks, trying to eat healthily, and obsessing over my screen time. It’s like I’m the world’s lamest Tamagotchi. At least those things were cute! I look in the mirror and think, “This thing’s about to die."
November 23, 2024 at 5:40 PM
God, I am so tired of drinking water, going on these dumb little walks, trying to eat healthily, and obsessing over my screen time. It’s like I’m the world’s lamest Tamagotchi. At least those things were cute! I look in the mirror and think, “This thing’s about to die."
Watching children’s programming with my daughter actually puts me in a better mood. Maybe it’s the break from doom-scrolling, or maybe I’m just a big kid... Either way, Bluey gives better advice than my therapist and Sesame Street is now my primary source of hope for humanity.
#Promosky
#Promosky
November 22, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Watching children’s programming with my daughter actually puts me in a better mood. Maybe it’s the break from doom-scrolling, or maybe I’m just a big kid... Either way, Bluey gives better advice than my therapist and Sesame Street is now my primary source of hope for humanity.
#Promosky
#Promosky
Nothing would heal me more than going on a magical adventure, personal growth, saving the world, and maybe finding out I'm secretly a prince or at least getting a cool sword.
November 21, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Nothing would heal me more than going on a magical adventure, personal growth, saving the world, and maybe finding out I'm secretly a prince or at least getting a cool sword.