NappyMonkeyUK
@nappymonkeyuk.bsky.social
NSFW & 🔞. Gay ABDL. He / Him. Late 30s. Happily married. Minors DNI. BLM. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸. FUCK ICE!
The cutest crinklebutt in existence!
February 5, 2026 at 12:49 PM
The cutest crinklebutt in existence!
I'm not responsible or an adult, but here's a huge Mr!
a drawing of a ghost that says ghost hug you can 't feel it but it 's there .
Alt: a drawing of a ghost that says ghost hug you can 't feel it but it 's there .
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February 5, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I'm not responsible or an adult, but here's a huge Mr!
Makes sense that the goodest pups already have them!
February 2, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Makes sense that the goodest pups already have them!
It gets worse the longer you look! Those towels, the vases, the lack of accurate reflections, the taps missing outlets, the drawers not aligned, the 2 shower poles with one fading away, the outlet on the wall... I say you need to do a viewing and take a photo of the real bathroom for us to compare.
January 28, 2026 at 11:20 AM
It gets worse the longer you look! Those towels, the vases, the lack of accurate reflections, the taps missing outlets, the drawers not aligned, the 2 shower poles with one fading away, the outlet on the wall... I say you need to do a viewing and take a photo of the real bathroom for us to compare.
Those onesie poppers holding on for dear life:
a man in a spider man costume is making a funny face .
Alt: GIF of Tobey Maguire as Spider-man, straining and turning his face as he tries to stop a train.
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January 23, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Those onesie poppers holding on for dear life:
Tell us your secrets oh wise one
a cartoon character reads a book titled dark magic 101
Alt: a cartoon character reads a book titled dark magic 101
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January 16, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Tell us your secrets oh wise one
OMG diapers and skirts at the GOAT
January 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM
OMG diapers and skirts at the GOAT
Its so round 😍
a purple monster says i wanna touch it in front of a group of monsters
Alt: a purple monster says i wanna touch it in front of a group of monsters
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January 10, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Its so round 😍
Uh huh kiddo, sure...
January 10, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Uh huh kiddo, sure...
Ask if you need a change
January 10, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Ask if you need a change
"Mostly" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there!
a man with long hair and glasses is wearing a clash royale t-shirt
Alt: a man with long hair and glasses is wearing a clash royale t-shirt
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January 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
"Mostly" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there!