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Me at my dykiest will almost always just be me at work
January 20, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Me at my dykiest will almost always just be me at work
How our new roommate looked at us when our opinion of Heated Rivalry was "It's all right" 😭
January 19, 2026 at 7:27 AM
How our new roommate looked at us when our opinion of Heated Rivalry was "It's all right" 😭
Instructions: Easy installation!
Me, an hour later:
Me, an hour later:
January 16, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Instructions: Easy installation!
Me, an hour later:
Me, an hour later:
I only know Neil from this video
January 11, 2026 at 1:43 PM
I only know Neil from this video
1) Don't let your dog stick out the window. If you do, never lower it enough they can fit through or use a guard.
2) Keep a harness on your dog whenever out of the house, and keep them hooked into a dog seatbelt when driving. Hook a leash onto their harness before unhooking them from the seatbelt.
2) Keep a harness on your dog whenever out of the house, and keep them hooked into a dog seatbelt when driving. Hook a leash onto their harness before unhooking them from the seatbelt.
January 10, 2026 at 11:36 AM
1) Don't let your dog stick out the window. If you do, never lower it enough they can fit through or use a guard.
2) Keep a harness on your dog whenever out of the house, and keep them hooked into a dog seatbelt when driving. Hook a leash onto their harness before unhooking them from the seatbelt.
2) Keep a harness on your dog whenever out of the house, and keep them hooked into a dog seatbelt when driving. Hook a leash onto their harness before unhooking them from the seatbelt.
RIP :( I thought it looked nice, anyway.
January 7, 2026 at 11:39 PM
RIP :( I thought it looked nice, anyway.
Now THIS is what a bitch liked to see (I say as if I'm not comparing wax colored pencils to oil colored pencils, or a $13 72 color set to a $27 36 color set)
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Now THIS is what a bitch liked to see (I say as if I'm not comparing wax colored pencils to oil colored pencils, or a $13 72 color set to a $27 36 color set)
I'm thinking it's time for new colored pencils and I kinda forgot what brands there are so I did a quick Amazon search to see what's up these days, and there's nothing funnier as a life-long artist than seeing five star "best colored pencils ever!!" reviews and this is what they look like
January 5, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I'm thinking it's time for new colored pencils and I kinda forgot what brands there are so I did a quick Amazon search to see what's up these days, and there's nothing funnier as a life-long artist than seeing five star "best colored pencils ever!!" reviews and this is what they look like
Leah's band is performing at the Snug tonight! Other bands start at 7pm and hers goes on at around 11pm (+/-) I think! I'll be there around 10pm and maybe Matty too, if you want to come! I heard about it extremely last minute lol. It's free!
January 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Leah's band is performing at the Snug tonight! Other bands start at 7pm and hers goes on at around 11pm (+/-) I think! I'll be there around 10pm and maybe Matty too, if you want to come! I heard about it extremely last minute lol. It's free!
At least not all the doors are painted over, and just tarnished
December 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
At least not all the doors are painted over, and just tarnished
I need to replace the white light in my room with a warm light because, well, obviously, but also because it would show off the gold color so much better
December 26, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I need to replace the white light in my room with a warm light because, well, obviously, but also because it would show off the gold color so much better
I know it's "just" a rental but this kind of stuff is so satisfying
December 26, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I know it's "just" a rental but this kind of stuff is so satisfying
I was stealing a cookie because I'm a little Santa elf, but Holmes and Watson caught me in the act
December 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I was stealing a cookie because I'm a little Santa elf, but Holmes and Watson caught me in the act
Henry of Skalitz in this book about unicorns?
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Henry of Skalitz in this book about unicorns?
What if they're about to fuck and Henry's like oh nooooo it's almost nighttime you know what happens when it's nighttime and Hans is like.....obviously I do
Hans however did not calculate for the potential of knotting, because you can't not include knotting. But, like, make it romantic
Hans however did not calculate for the potential of knotting, because you can't not include knotting. But, like, make it romantic
December 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
What if they're about to fuck and Henry's like oh nooooo it's almost nighttime you know what happens when it's nighttime and Hans is like.....obviously I do
Hans however did not calculate for the potential of knotting, because you can't not include knotting. But, like, make it romantic
Hans however did not calculate for the potential of knotting, because you can't not include knotting. But, like, make it romantic
I need to go to bed so fucking badly but I was jolted awake with story ideas and I'm just going crazy at 10am
December 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I need to go to bed so fucking badly but I was jolted awake with story ideas and I'm just going crazy at 10am
Little miniature train sets and snow-covered villages, the Saint Lucia song, the wearing pajamas with everyone and sitting around talking and eating cookies, all the straw and carved wood Swedish decorations
This is what Christmas looks like in case you heathens care
This is what Christmas looks like in case you heathens care
December 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Little miniature train sets and snow-covered villages, the Saint Lucia song, the wearing pajamas with everyone and sitting around talking and eating cookies, all the straw and carved wood Swedish decorations
This is what Christmas looks like in case you heathens care
This is what Christmas looks like in case you heathens care
Hang on. Listen to me.
December 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Hang on. Listen to me.
