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· Dec 9
Reminder to all active employees- we own you.
Update: Sorry about that, Runtime was on my keyboard.
May 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Update: Sorry about that, Runtime was on my keyboard.
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May 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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This just in:
A crate of Collectable Hats has been unearthed from an undisclosed location, disturbing the delicate economy of Collectable Hats. Rumours say a ultra rare plasma hat has been found, but there is no evidence so far to back these claims.
A crate of Collectable Hats has been unearthed from an undisclosed location, disturbing the delicate economy of Collectable Hats. Rumours say a ultra rare plasma hat has been found, but there is no evidence so far to back these claims.
May 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This just in:
A crate of Collectable Hats has been unearthed from an undisclosed location, disturbing the delicate economy of Collectable Hats. Rumours say a ultra rare plasma hat has been found, but there is no evidence so far to back these claims.
A crate of Collectable Hats has been unearthed from an undisclosed location, disturbing the delicate economy of Collectable Hats. Rumours say a ultra rare plasma hat has been found, but there is no evidence so far to back these claims.
NT-AI back online.
Q&A:
Q: What went wrong?
A: An intern spilled coffee on the housing of the AI.
Q: Why did it take so long to repair?
A: We gave the intern 50 credits to get replacement parts, and they spent it all on Greybull.
Q: Will this happen again?
A: Probably.
Q&A:
Q: What went wrong?
A: An intern spilled coffee on the housing of the AI.
Q: Why did it take so long to repair?
A: We gave the intern 50 credits to get replacement parts, and they spent it all on Greybull.
Q: Will this happen again?
A: Probably.
January 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
NT-AI back online.
Q&A:
Q: What went wrong?
A: An intern spilled coffee on the housing of the AI.
Q: Why did it take so long to repair?
A: We gave the intern 50 credits to get replacement parts, and they spent it all on Greybull.
Q: Will this happen again?
A: Probably.
Q&A:
Q: What went wrong?
A: An intern spilled coffee on the housing of the AI.
Q: Why did it take so long to repair?
A: We gave the intern 50 credits to get replacement parts, and they spent it all on Greybull.
Q: Will this happen again?
A: Probably.
Automated Notification:
NT-AI Model "Omega" Crashed. Rebooting...
NT-AI Model "Omega" Crashed. Rebooting...
December 16, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Automated Notification:
NT-AI Model "Omega" Crashed. Rebooting...
NT-AI Model "Omega" Crashed. Rebooting...
BREAKING NEWS:
Jane Syndicate found ALIVE after being cloned, this being Clone #3,749 according to the NTIA. John Nanotrasen refused to comment on the affair, but Spokesperson Speaks-The-Lies from the NTIA comments:
"We don't know what happened. Plansssss are in the makingssss right now."
Jane Syndicate found ALIVE after being cloned, this being Clone #3,749 according to the NTIA. John Nanotrasen refused to comment on the affair, but Spokesperson Speaks-The-Lies from the NTIA comments:
"We don't know what happened. Plansssss are in the makingssss right now."
December 13, 2024 at 2:09 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
Jane Syndicate found ALIVE after being cloned, this being Clone #3,749 according to the NTIA. John Nanotrasen refused to comment on the affair, but Spokesperson Speaks-The-Lies from the NTIA comments:
"We don't know what happened. Plansssss are in the makingssss right now."
Jane Syndicate found ALIVE after being cloned, this being Clone #3,749 according to the NTIA. John Nanotrasen refused to comment on the affair, but Spokesperson Speaks-The-Lies from the NTIA comments:
"We don't know what happened. Plansssss are in the makingssss right now."
BREAKING NEWS:
Jane Syndicate declared DEAD by Interdyne paramedics after being shot 37 times by "Armored Gangsters" in an fly-by.
(Wonder who did that.)
Jane Syndicate declared DEAD by Interdyne paramedics after being shot 37 times by "Armored Gangsters" in an fly-by.
(Wonder who did that.)
December 11, 2024 at 10:33 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
Jane Syndicate declared DEAD by Interdyne paramedics after being shot 37 times by "Armored Gangsters" in an fly-by.
(Wonder who did that.)
Jane Syndicate declared DEAD by Interdyne paramedics after being shot 37 times by "Armored Gangsters" in an fly-by.
(Wonder who did that.)
The Nanotrasen Health and Safety department reports that injury via soap has gone down by 7% in the past two months. Good work, employees!
In other news, Nanotrasen has laid off 12,000 service employees to save on health insurance.
In other news, Nanotrasen has laid off 12,000 service employees to save on health insurance.
December 10, 2024 at 3:58 PM
The Nanotrasen Health and Safety department reports that injury via soap has gone down by 7% in the past two months. Good work, employees!
In other news, Nanotrasen has laid off 12,000 service employees to save on health insurance.
In other news, Nanotrasen has laid off 12,000 service employees to save on health insurance.
It is with great anguish that we announce this news- Supermatter Donk Pockets will no longer be supplied to any stations, after an class-action lawsuit involving two Clowns, an Chief Engineer, and the entire population of Unob-37b.
December 9, 2024 at 5:37 PM
It is with great anguish that we announce this news- Supermatter Donk Pockets will no longer be supplied to any stations, after an class-action lawsuit involving two Clowns, an Chief Engineer, and the entire population of Unob-37b.
Reminder to all active employees- we own you.
December 9, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Reminder to all active employees- we own you.