Patrick Nanosauromo
@nanosauromo.bsky.social
The only wannabe screenwriter in Los Angeles.
not at a place of like i should call her not even i should text her but more like man it'd be nice to randomly run into her
January 31, 2026 at 10:59 AM
not at a place of like i should call her not even i should text her but more like man it'd be nice to randomly run into her
Jurassic Park lead me to believe that satellite phones would play a much larger role in my life.
January 29, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Jurassic Park lead me to believe that satellite phones would play a much larger role in my life.
When I am President I will make every website bring back square profile pictures.
January 27, 2026 at 2:56 AM
When I am President I will make every website bring back square profile pictures.
One of my longstanding disagreements with the rules of written English is my belief that punctuation that's not in the thing you're quoting should be OUTSIDE the quation mark.
January 25, 2026 at 4:47 AM
One of my longstanding disagreements with the rules of written English is my belief that punctuation that's not in the thing you're quoting should be OUTSIDE the quation mark.
I suspect I'm what the kids call "neuron divergent".
January 25, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I suspect I'm what the kids call "neuron divergent".
"Enter the security code we sent you."
No code received.
Send again. Nothing.
Send again. Nothing.
Send again. Nothing.
Several codes appear at once, none of them are correct.
FUCK. YOU, VENMO.
No code received.
Send again. Nothing.
Send again. Nothing.
Send again. Nothing.
Several codes appear at once, none of them are correct.
FUCK. YOU, VENMO.
January 22, 2026 at 2:07 AM
"Enter the security code we sent you."
No code received.
Send again. Nothing.
Send again. Nothing.
Send again. Nothing.
Several codes appear at once, none of them are correct.
FUCK. YOU, VENMO.
No code received.
Send again. Nothing.
Send again. Nothing.
Send again. Nothing.
Several codes appear at once, none of them are correct.
FUCK. YOU, VENMO.
I hate robots so fucking much.
January 21, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I hate robots so fucking much.
Reposted by Patrick Nanosauromo
You can spin "AI is amazing!" all you want. But the proof is in the pudding. Slop is called slop for a reason, hallucinations make info gathering worthless, and all for a price that isn't remotely profitable. Make a better product, Microsoft, and stop telling us to use your worthless shit. AI blows.
January 21, 2026 at 4:17 AM
You can spin "AI is amazing!" all you want. But the proof is in the pudding. Slop is called slop for a reason, hallucinations make info gathering worthless, and all for a price that isn't remotely profitable. Make a better product, Microsoft, and stop telling us to use your worthless shit. AI blows.
Reposted by Patrick Nanosauromo
I want to be clear that when it comes to AI, I don't use it. Like at all. I've turned AI off on Google and Windows, haven't updated my iPhone to the latest model that has it, and don't even fuck around with it for fun. No chatbots. No solo D&D. Nothing.
And my life is all the better for it.
And my life is all the better for it.
January 21, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I want to be clear that when it comes to AI, I don't use it. Like at all. I've turned AI off on Google and Windows, haven't updated my iPhone to the latest model that has it, and don't even fuck around with it for fun. No chatbots. No solo D&D. Nothing.
And my life is all the better for it.
And my life is all the better for it.
Man I sure with people would ANSWER THE MOTHERFUCKING TELEPHONE.
January 20, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Man I sure with people would ANSWER THE MOTHERFUCKING TELEPHONE.
I’ve long dreamed about a famous director saying this to me. Next dream: getting a director to say it regarding one of my scripts.
Patrick… we need to talk. 😅
January 19, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I’ve long dreamed about a famous director saying this to me. Next dream: getting a director to say it regarding one of my scripts.
Facebook: Your high school classmate is on their second baby!
Twitter: Single-sentence-paragrpaph essays about why Europe has supposedly gone to hell. Also, people being weird about TV shows.
Linkedin: AI will replace you, and that's good.
Bluesky: Anyone who posts on another website is a Nazi.
Twitter: Single-sentence-paragrpaph essays about why Europe has supposedly gone to hell. Also, people being weird about TV shows.
Linkedin: AI will replace you, and that's good.
Bluesky: Anyone who posts on another website is a Nazi.
January 16, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Facebook: Your high school classmate is on their second baby!
Twitter: Single-sentence-paragrpaph essays about why Europe has supposedly gone to hell. Also, people being weird about TV shows.
Linkedin: AI will replace you, and that's good.
Bluesky: Anyone who posts on another website is a Nazi.
Twitter: Single-sentence-paragrpaph essays about why Europe has supposedly gone to hell. Also, people being weird about TV shows.
Linkedin: AI will replace you, and that's good.
Bluesky: Anyone who posts on another website is a Nazi.
How the fuck does anyone who isn’t rich afford to find a place to live in LA nowadays?
January 16, 2026 at 4:03 AM
How the fuck does anyone who isn’t rich afford to find a place to live in LA nowadays?
Posts on Bluesky are tweets. Tweets are still tweets no matter which Twitter they’re posted on.
The people who say “skeet” are just as bad as the people who call Twitter “X”
January 16, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Posts on Bluesky are tweets. Tweets are still tweets no matter which Twitter they’re posted on.
Finishing out the MKM flashback draft week with another fun one.
January 13, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Finishing out the MKM flashback draft week with another fun one.
MKM draft is still fun.
January 12, 2026 at 6:49 AM
MKM draft is still fun.
I've decided that MKM draft is fun.
January 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I've decided that MKM draft is fun.
For some reason I believe that if Timothée Chalamet ever got into Magic the Gathering, he'd be top 8-ing Pro Tours within a year. He just has that drive.
January 10, 2026 at 1:04 AM
For some reason I believe that if Timothée Chalamet ever got into Magic the Gathering, he'd be top 8-ing Pro Tours within a year. He just has that drive.
YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE is so close to being perfect, it’s really frustrating.
January 9, 2026 at 5:54 PM
YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE is so close to being perfect, it’s really frustrating.
I love when I can hit the "good game" emote and actually mean it.
January 8, 2026 at 5:48 AM
I love when I can hit the "good game" emote and actually mean it.
If these dumb fucks don’t vote, why should anyone listen to them?
January 7, 2026 at 10:12 PM
If these dumb fucks don’t vote, why should anyone listen to them?
I wish Arena could show me the total amount of time my opponents have spent holding priority because they don’t realize they have a Fabled Passage or something up.
January 7, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I wish Arena could show me the total amount of time my opponents have spent holding priority because they don’t realize they have a Fabled Passage or something up.
Ah yes, “/Users/dhoward/Downloads/ActorAwards_2026_Nominations_Cast-MotionPicture-Group.png”, my favorite movie of the year!
🥁 And the nominees for Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture are...
/Users/dhoward/Downloads/ActorAwards_2026_Nominations_Cast-MotionPicture-Group.png
/Users/dhoward/Downloads/ActorAwards_2026_Nominations_Cast-MotionPicture-Group.png
January 7, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Ah yes, “/Users/dhoward/Downloads/ActorAwards_2026_Nominations_Cast-MotionPicture-Group.png”, my favorite movie of the year!
I’ve lost a good number of games of Magic Cards because my opponents took so long that by the time it was my turn again, I’d forgotten what I was doing.
January 7, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I’ve lost a good number of games of Magic Cards because my opponents took so long that by the time it was my turn again, I’d forgotten what I was doing.