@foxmomnia.exportaud.io Apparently I can't direct message you without going through the bullshit age verification process, but I just wanted to check that you still live at the same location before I send a Xmas gift. Also I'm going to follow you on Uma Musume under the name Jakki.

Just popping in the say that I'm alive and a year older than I was previously. Funny how that happens. Also I'm writing a book. It's going poorly for all of my characters so I'm having a great time. I hope you are having a great time too. Ta!

Just popping in to say that I've had surgery but I'm still alive and hopefully you are too. Alive I mean, not having surgery. How weird would that be. Anyway this has been your yearly Nem, signing off!

Just popping in to say that I'm alive and have read a half dozen posts or so to confirm that some of the rest of you are alive too. Extremely powerful of you. Now I'm going to fuck off from social media for another year or so. Toodles babes!

Excuse you that's MY Mario Kart 8 setup. Very rude. Do not steal. 🤭

Already forgot that this website exists. Please pretend I've been annoyingly liking every single one of your posts in the meantime.

My first thought upon landing is that since this is a new website I can reuse all my best holiday pun names without remorse. >:3