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nanette
@nanette.bsky.social
a middle-aged librarian living on the flatlands of central Illinois

magnificent weirdo, guardian of the corn trophy, teller of stories

“music critic” at thebestthing.blog

not a professional account by any means, it gets weird in here
always happy to see Peter Murphy on someone’s best of ‘89 list
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
okay what are you preparing that involves two bags of Gruyère because I do love cheese
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
also:
-I’d definitely play “buffalo stance” by neneh cherry
-we are playing Long Island at today’s game, some de la soul would be a nice touch
-“fine time” would sound great in here
November 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
he’s having a great season!
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Did you make the scrapple yourself? It’s the only way to be assured of the quality
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I would have kept this item on display in a prominent place in my home, perhaps near the “god bless our trailer home” ceramic plate. he actually used it and reported that it smelled like butter and lemons
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
also this asshole cat broke the corn trophy back in August and I still need to fix it
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
spanking the monkey
jerkin’ the gherkin
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I GASPED!
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
a Pygmalion kind of day is pretty much every day for me, I listen to Slowdive a ton

(the cure too! I am just a gloomy person)
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
we can’t vote both of them out, that is not how brackets work
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
we know, we know, you don’t like either of these albums
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’ve popped my popcorn and I eagerly await everyone’s angst-filled decision making processes on this one
a box of amc perfectly popcorn contains a cartoon character
Alt: a box of amc perfectly popcorn contains a cartoon mouse (Jerry from Tom and Jerry, to be specific)
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM