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Conversely, it is unimaginably awesome.

Think how great a place would have to be for the addition of cats to *not* improve it.
December 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The other problem is a lot of people very definitely do not work for Boeing or Microsoft
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The problem is the area's public transit system is too shitty for how hostile Seattle is to cars. As soon as you try using it to go in or out (a few exceptions) it quickly becomes a multi-transfer, hours-long ordeal.

And parking in Seattle is an expensive nightmare, so no one wants to drive in.
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Employees that desperate for liquidity isn't exactly a sign of a healthy and sustainable business.

That basically tells me "they aren't making enough to cover payroll at a competitive rate so they're throwing around shares and the dream of a big money exit in order to keep people from bailing".
December 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Jurassic Bark (aka Psychopathy Litmus Test) has to be in there.
December 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Is it "insider trading" if the whole lounge can hear?
December 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"Do you want Norman Bates? Because this is how you get Norman Bates."
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The ones that always get me are where it's like "[thing] is mindbogglingly poisonous unless you freeze it for two weeks, boil it for 11 days, burry it underground, let it ferment for six months, pickle it, and then light it on fire... then it's delightful!"
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Please share if you find anything that isn't "uselessly small" and/or "horrifically expensive".

UPS market is *RIPE* for "disruption".
December 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If you haven't already, looking into how Red Bull operates is a fun rabbit hole.

They're a *weird* company.
December 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I'm hoping for "mauled by a pack of Shih Tzus"
December 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
“Show your work“ was the bane of my existence.
December 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Pretty easy to tack $200k+ on to the base vehicle price (even without going Veblen) if your paying someone else.

And then the depreciation curve makes a brand new S-Class look like a sound investment.
December 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Most of the talks I've been having with regulated entities has been on what their options are for avoiding it at least until the "there is no way this can put you in violation" situation is a *lot* more clear.
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
First thought: "STAB!!!"

First thing: EHR hellprojects. I swear, it was on every single page of documentation or promotional material and there was a hard minimum of 50 uses per presentation.

Those might be related...
December 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You're giving the general public far too much credit.

From my experience, the conspiracy versions (there are a bunch of them) are far and away the more commonly believed.
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Time To Penis is an actual, tracked, metric at a few studios.

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December 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
There is no wheel tech bros won't try to reinvent (and claim to be geniuses for doing so)
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM
December 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'm confused.

Ivermectin for livestock is already available OTC. Which does make the human pills requiring a prescription a bit silly; but, still, if you wanted ivermectin without a prescription, there was nothing stopping you... (I mean, other than common sense)
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Right, they want 4-ton SUVs that get 6mpg and are guaranteed to kill the pedestrian they run over due to the enormous front blindspot!

Fuel efficiency requirements didn't kill station wagons. American consumers being dumbshits killed station wagons.
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Even dumber. From what I can gather it's basically happening because "oops, we pre-sold that production capacity to AI firms".

This is going to be a Tsar Bomba of a bubble pop
December 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM