Matt
@nakedmatt.bsky.social
Plumber by trade, happiest when naked or outdoors, preferably both at the same time.
(Also on that ex-Twitter place as @__viewseeker__)
(Also on that ex-Twitter place as @__viewseeker__)
I don’t normally do “cock and coffee” photos but as this is my last coffee like this for the foreseeable I’m letting it go!
Last few hours @bhhnaturistresort.bsky.social after another brilliant and relaxing week. Just what we needed. 👍🏻
Last few hours @bhhnaturistresort.bsky.social after another brilliant and relaxing week. Just what we needed. 👍🏻
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I don’t normally do “cock and coffee” photos but as this is my last coffee like this for the foreseeable I’m letting it go!
Last few hours @bhhnaturistresort.bsky.social after another brilliant and relaxing week. Just what we needed. 👍🏻
Last few hours @bhhnaturistresort.bsky.social after another brilliant and relaxing week. Just what we needed. 👍🏻
The sea’s lovely today! Last full day and some time on the beach was required. 👍🏻
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The sea’s lovely today! Last full day and some time on the beach was required. 👍🏻
Hold on; how can it be the penultimate day already? 😔
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Hold on; how can it be the penultimate day already? 😔
There’s a tunnel under the motorway about 1km from BHH and then there’s a trail pretty much straight over with cairns. Unsurprisingly I went off piste which gets a bit sandy in places and the drop down to the far coast was a little steep and sandy! 🫣 Easy nav as you’re never far from landmarks.
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
There’s a tunnel under the motorway about 1km from BHH and then there’s a trail pretty much straight over with cairns. Unsurprisingly I went off piste which gets a bit sandy in places and the drop down to the far coast was a little steep and sandy! 🫣 Easy nav as you’re never far from landmarks.
Lovely little trot across the dessert from @bhhnaturistresort.bsky.social to the west coast this morning. Had a little paddle but was too rough for swimming. Had the place to myself!
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Lovely little trot across the dessert from @bhhnaturistresort.bsky.social to the west coast this morning. Had a little paddle but was too rough for swimming. Had the place to myself!
Hazy start thanks to the calima. Have a great day everyone. @bhhnaturistresort.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Hazy start thanks to the calima. Have a great day everyone. @bhhnaturistresort.bsky.social
Plans changed this weekend so we’ve been in the bathroom today. One of us in “proper” decorating attire! 🙂 Floor down tomorrow hopefully and we’re almost there. 👍🏻
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Plans changed this weekend so we’ve been in the bathroom today. One of us in “proper” decorating attire! 🙂 Floor down tomorrow hopefully and we’re almost there. 👍🏻
Another of many in the “Matt doing things round the house naked” series but the first in the “Matt seems to be getting more paint on himself and everywhere except where it should be” series……
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Another of many in the “Matt doing things round the house naked” series but the first in the “Matt seems to be getting more paint on himself and everywhere except where it should be” series……
Relatively mild, fire lit next door, no fixed plans this evening to rush out for - naked chef time. 👍🏻
November 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Relatively mild, fire lit next door, no fixed plans this evening to rush out for - naked chef time. 👍🏻
Apparently this isn’t an appropriate outfit to answer the door to trick or treaters this evening………
October 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Apparently this isn’t an appropriate outfit to answer the door to trick or treaters this evening………
The fact that I forgot to post this shows how busy I’ve been recently. This was back in October. Chilly outside at 12° or so but no wind and lovely to have keyed access and an empty property in the middle of nowhere for my first job and the time to have a little wander. 👍🏻
October 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The fact that I forgot to post this shows how busy I’ve been recently. This was back in October. Chilly outside at 12° or so but no wind and lovely to have keyed access and an empty property in the middle of nowhere for my first job and the time to have a little wander. 👍🏻
Good morning from a wild camp in the middle of the Lake District
August 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Good morning from a wild camp in the middle of the Lake District
Well I’m making the most of this! 👌🏻
Happy Sunday everyone.
Happy Sunday everyone.
August 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Well I’m making the most of this! 👌🏻
Happy Sunday everyone.
Happy Sunday everyone.
After two days working on my own bathroom for once I’m allowed a prompt finish on a Sunday aren’t I? Large Rye and Dry in the hot tub for the win. Cheers all. 👍🏻
August 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
After two days working on my own bathroom for once I’m allowed a prompt finish on a Sunday aren’t I? Large Rye and Dry in the hot tub for the win. Cheers all. 👍🏻
A busman’s holiday for me today - back working in the bathroom! As it’s a bit hot and humid today it’s been lovely to work like this! #nakedplumber
August 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
A busman’s holiday for me today - back working in the bathroom! As it’s a bit hot and humid today it’s been lovely to work like this! #nakedplumber
Happy Weekend everyone!
August 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Happy Weekend everyone!
Home from an amazing time @britnaturism #nudefest , great atmosphere, great acts and activities, and lovely to catch up with some social media friends who didn’t disappoint face to face. Thanks to all the events team; counting down till next one already!
July 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Home from an amazing time @britnaturism #nudefest , great atmosphere, great acts and activities, and lovely to catch up with some social media friends who didn’t disappoint face to face. Thanks to all the events team; counting down till next one already!
Coffee, Kindle, and Wordle to start the day whilst watching Nudefest slowly awaken. Due to be 30° again today; have a great day everyone and don’t forget the sun cream! 😎
July 12, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Coffee, Kindle, and Wordle to start the day whilst watching Nudefest slowly awaken. Due to be 30° again today; have a great day everyone and don’t forget the sun cream! 😎
Things got a little colourful earlier @britnaturism.bsky.social #nudefest ! 3 minutes of chaos!
July 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Things got a little colourful earlier @britnaturism.bsky.social #nudefest ! 3 minutes of chaos!
TBH this is the standard breakfast situation in Mo but as I’m at #Nudefest this week I don’t have to worry about just wandering outside to eat it! 👍🏻
July 10, 2025 at 8:33 AM
TBH this is the standard breakfast situation in Mo but as I’m at #Nudefest this week I don’t have to worry about just wandering outside to eat it! 👍🏻
Great first day at Nudefest but I’m calling it a night before the silent disco as I’m knackered after an early start. Superb comedy line up this evening! 👌🏻
July 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Great first day at Nudefest but I’m calling it a night before the silent disco as I’m knackered after an early start. Superb comedy line up this evening! 👌🏻
All set up at Nudefest for the rest of the week. Due to be a little warm!
July 9, 2025 at 11:35 AM
All set up at Nudefest for the rest of the week. Due to be a little warm!
My first word for Strands this morning was very apt!
July 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
My first word for Strands this morning was very apt!
Whilst everyone else has probably been out enjoying the sun I’ve been in plumbing mode. It’s a busman’s holiday as I’ve been plumbing all week but at least as it’s at home I get to work a slightly cooler way! 👌🏻
June 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Whilst everyone else has probably been out enjoying the sun I’ve been in plumbing mode. It’s a busman’s holiday as I’ve been plumbing all week but at least as it’s at home I get to work a slightly cooler way! 👌🏻