Nain Rouge
@nainrougedetroit.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood demon-man. I'm a half-human, half-demon subterranean Detroiter who lives in the salt mines 1,300 feet underneath the city of Detroit.
FYI, groundhogs are part demon, and they like to snack on human souls. Best not to mess with 'em.
May 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
FYI, groundhogs are part demon, and they like to snack on human souls. Best not to mess with 'em.
Eat the rich. It's bad for your diet, but good for your soul.
April 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Eat the rich. It's bad for your diet, but good for your soul.
Bluesky compression makes videos look pretty bad. Here’s the tiktok of my Marche du Nain Rouge weekend video: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2tm6cDf/
Stop blaming demons for curses, it's humans who are to blame. #MarcheDuNainRouge #Detroit #NainRouge #Demon
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March 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Bluesky compression makes videos look pretty bad. Here’s the tiktok of my Marche du Nain Rouge weekend video: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2tm6cDf/
It's the Marche du Nain Rouge this weekend. Have fun at the parade, Detroit deserves a party. Maybe just stop blaming your friendly neighborhood demon-man for the curses that come mostly from north of 8 Mile. #nainrouge #marchedunainrouge #detroit #demon
March 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It's the Marche du Nain Rouge this weekend. Have fun at the parade, Detroit deserves a party. Maybe just stop blaming your friendly neighborhood demon-man for the curses that come mostly from north of 8 Mile. #nainrouge #marchedunainrouge #detroit #demon
The road to Heaven is paved with deez nuts.
March 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The road to Heaven is paved with deez nuts.
Meet Mike Flood, a future resident of Hell.
March 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Meet Mike Flood, a future resident of Hell.
Humankind, you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing tomorrow to celebrate the Ides of March with a trio of commemorative Shakespearean events.
Just saying, the Lord above will invite anyone who makes certain events happen into the Kingdom of Heaven, and spare you from my Uncle Satan.
Just saying, the Lord above will invite anyone who makes certain events happen into the Kingdom of Heaven, and spare you from my Uncle Satan.
March 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Humankind, you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing tomorrow to celebrate the Ides of March with a trio of commemorative Shakespearean events.
Just saying, the Lord above will invite anyone who makes certain events happen into the Kingdom of Heaven, and spare you from my Uncle Satan.
Just saying, the Lord above will invite anyone who makes certain events happen into the Kingdom of Heaven, and spare you from my Uncle Satan.
As a half-demon, I take comfort in knowing my demon cousins who work in Hades have an eternity of sriracha and scalding hot liquid prepared for your orifices upon your arrival to the afterlife.
As a half-human, I'm appalled that I have to share the earthly realm with you.
See you in Hell, Chuck.
As a half-human, I'm appalled that I have to share the earthly realm with you.
See you in Hell, Chuck.
Trump, Musk, and DOGE would use the power of a shutdown to shift into overdrive.
And the courts, one of our best places to fight these autocrats, could quickly run out of money.
We can’t let this happen.
And the courts, one of our best places to fight these autocrats, could quickly run out of money.
We can’t let this happen.
March 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
As a half-demon, I take comfort in knowing my demon cousins who work in Hades have an eternity of sriracha and scalding hot liquid prepared for your orifices upon your arrival to the afterlife.
As a half-human, I'm appalled that I have to share the earthly realm with you.
See you in Hell, Chuck.
As a half-human, I'm appalled that I have to share the earthly realm with you.
See you in Hell, Chuck.
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go woke instead of up in smoke
March 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
go woke instead of up in smoke
PSA to anyone interested in celebrating the Ides of March:
It must a trio of events to make it a true Ides celebration. You know the trio who needs to be celebrated.
Whether it's a trio of dance competitions or something more reminiscent of Caesar's last day is your call as a party planner.
It must a trio of events to make it a true Ides celebration. You know the trio who needs to be celebrated.
Whether it's a trio of dance competitions or something more reminiscent of Caesar's last day is your call as a party planner.
March 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
PSA to anyone interested in celebrating the Ides of March:
It must a trio of events to make it a true Ides celebration. You know the trio who needs to be celebrated.
Whether it's a trio of dance competitions or something more reminiscent of Caesar's last day is your call as a party planner.
It must a trio of events to make it a true Ides celebration. You know the trio who needs to be celebrated.
Whether it's a trio of dance competitions or something more reminiscent of Caesar's last day is your call as a party planner.
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New Yorkers: Call Sen. Gillibrand’s office to vote NO on cloture and NO on the Republican Spending Bill.
They vote in the morning.
☎️: (202) 224-4451
They vote in the morning.
☎️: (202) 224-4451
March 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
New Yorkers: Call Sen. Gillibrand’s office to vote NO on cloture and NO on the Republican Spending Bill.
They vote in the morning.
☎️: (202) 224-4451
They vote in the morning.
☎️: (202) 224-4451
I'm half demon, and although I don't work on the torture lines in Hades, a lot of my friends and family do.
When he shuffles off the mortal coil, Chuck Schumer just secured himself an extra 4,000 years of urethra scorpions in the Hellfire realm for aiding and abetting fascism.
When he shuffles off the mortal coil, Chuck Schumer just secured himself an extra 4,000 years of urethra scorpions in the Hellfire realm for aiding and abetting fascism.
March 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I'm half demon, and although I don't work on the torture lines in Hades, a lot of my friends and family do.
When he shuffles off the mortal coil, Chuck Schumer just secured himself an extra 4,000 years of urethra scorpions in the Hellfire realm for aiding and abetting fascism.
When he shuffles off the mortal coil, Chuck Schumer just secured himself an extra 4,000 years of urethra scorpions in the Hellfire realm for aiding and abetting fascism.
Hi Gavin, I just talked to my cousin Alice. She's a demon who works in Hades Human Resources. She works on orientation for new inductees.
She said that after this interview, demons agreed that your first 17 years in Hell will be with your face sewn to Bannon's sphincter while he's fed rancid chili.
She said that after this interview, demons agreed that your first 17 years in Hell will be with your face sewn to Bannon's sphincter while he's fed rancid chili.
Gavin Newsom to Steve Bannon:
“…Steve, I really enjoyed this...
I think it's incredibly valuable and I appreciate the spirit to which we were able to engage. And yeah, I hope we could continue the conversation.
I appreciate your advocacy.
I also appreciate that you call balls and strikes…”
“…Steve, I really enjoyed this...
I think it's incredibly valuable and I appreciate the spirit to which we were able to engage. And yeah, I hope we could continue the conversation.
I appreciate your advocacy.
I also appreciate that you call balls and strikes…”
March 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Hi Gavin, I just talked to my cousin Alice. She's a demon who works in Hades Human Resources. She works on orientation for new inductees.
She said that after this interview, demons agreed that your first 17 years in Hell will be with your face sewn to Bannon's sphincter while he's fed rancid chili.
She said that after this interview, demons agreed that your first 17 years in Hell will be with your face sewn to Bannon's sphincter while he's fed rancid chili.
just realized I have $120 in cash in my wallet, which makes me morally obligated to support a local cash-only cannabis business
March 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
just realized I have $120 in cash in my wallet, which makes me morally obligated to support a local cash-only cannabis business
This video is compressed as hell, makes my complexion look even worse, but Bluesky insists on videos being less than 50MB.
Anyway, Elon is a Nazi and openly admits he's a Nazi. Want to hear a demon whine about it? Keep watching.
Anyway, Elon is a Nazi and openly admits he's a Nazi. Want to hear a demon whine about it? Keep watching.
March 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This video is compressed as hell, makes my complexion look even worse, but Bluesky insists on videos being less than 50MB.
Anyway, Elon is a Nazi and openly admits he's a Nazi. Want to hear a demon whine about it? Keep watching.
Anyway, Elon is a Nazi and openly admits he's a Nazi. Want to hear a demon whine about it? Keep watching.
Weird how tiktok won't let you say the word "Nazi" to describe actual Nazis who make Nazi salutes. The only people they're protecting are Nazis.
March 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Weird how tiktok won't let you say the word "Nazi" to describe actual Nazis who make Nazi salutes. The only people they're protecting are Nazis.
There's a saying common amongst cowards: "God knows what's in our hearts."
God, angels, & demons don't give a shit what's in your hearts. All that matters is what you do. If you don't act on goodness, then you're not a good person.
My demon cousins will see you in Hell, cowardly congresspersons.
God, angels, & demons don't give a shit what's in your hearts. All that matters is what you do. If you don't act on goodness, then you're not a good person.
My demon cousins will see you in Hell, cowardly congresspersons.
congress right now has all the power it needs to put an end to MAGA despotism. they just don’t want to. and there is no set of rules you could devise that could overcome that obstacle.
March 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
There's a saying common amongst cowards: "God knows what's in our hearts."
God, angels, & demons don't give a shit what's in your hearts. All that matters is what you do. If you don't act on goodness, then you're not a good person.
My demon cousins will see you in Hell, cowardly congresspersons.
God, angels, & demons don't give a shit what's in your hearts. All that matters is what you do. If you don't act on goodness, then you're not a good person.
My demon cousins will see you in Hell, cowardly congresspersons.
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Detroit roaches ain’t no joke
March 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Detroit roaches ain’t no joke
What's the point of allowing 3 minute videos if there's still a 50MB cap on file size?
March 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
What's the point of allowing 3 minute videos if there's still a 50MB cap on file size?
Democrats who vote with Republicans in the Year of Our Devil 2025 have a spot reserved in Hell, FYI.
March 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Democrats who vote with Republicans in the Year of Our Devil 2025 have a spot reserved in Hell, FYI.
Would have uploaded this directly to bluesky, but that 60-second limit on videos is annoying.
www.tiktok.com/@nainrougede...
www.tiktok.com/@nainrougede...
A demon's perspective on whether somebody should. #NainRouge #Detroit
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March 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Would have uploaded this directly to bluesky, but that 60-second limit on videos is annoying.
www.tiktok.com/@nainrougede...
www.tiktok.com/@nainrougede...
Hey bluesky, I'm gonna try to post here more often. My name is Nain Rouge. I'm a half-human, half-demon Metro Detroiter who lives in the salt mines 1,300 feet underneath the city of Detroit.
March 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Hey bluesky, I'm gonna try to post here more often. My name is Nain Rouge. I'm a half-human, half-demon Metro Detroiter who lives in the salt mines 1,300 feet underneath the city of Detroit.
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A stunner from Rhys Williams the last time we played at Pitbull Stadium 🤯
March 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
A stunner from Rhys Williams the last time we played at Pitbull Stadium 🤯
I've been in Hell for a couple months. Literally. I'm a demon, I was in Hell visiting friends and family. Spent some time watching my demon pals torture the soul of Lou Dobbs, ate at some good Hades restaurants. But I'm back in Detroit, so I can start posting again.
February 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I've been in Hell for a couple months. Literally. I'm a demon, I was in Hell visiting friends and family. Spent some time watching my demon pals torture the soul of Lou Dobbs, ate at some good Hades restaurants. But I'm back in Detroit, so I can start posting again.