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Written by #M! Writer is 19! ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH NICKELODEON!
//Day six million and fifty two of me wishing for someone to make a Plankton 😔
January 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
//Day six million and fifty two of me wishing for someone to make a Plankton 😔
I called him a big pink meatball.
that sounds just like something he'd say . you should have insulted his android body in return . sometimes, an insult to that thing humbles him . 👺
I think I met him the other day.
He had the NERVE to call me ridiculous and old-fashioned looking, can you believe that!?
He had the NERVE to call me ridiculous and old-fashioned looking, can you believe that!?
January 12, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I called him a big pink meatball.
I think I met him the other day.
He had the NERVE to call me ridiculous and old-fashioned looking, can you believe that!?
He had the NERVE to call me ridiculous and old-fashioned looking, can you believe that!?
oh, good .ᐟ that obnoxious little brain is being the same way .
Oh, yes, if not more! He makes it VERY difficult to scheme properly.
January 12, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I think I met him the other day.
He had the NERVE to call me ridiculous and old-fashioned looking, can you believe that!?
He had the NERVE to call me ridiculous and old-fashioned looking, can you believe that!?
Oh, yes, if not more! He makes it VERY difficult to scheme properly.
[ @nagging-s0ftware.bsky.social . ]
oh, it's you again ── how has the tiny husband of yours been, just as annoying as mine .ᐣ
oh, it's you again ── how has the tiny husband of yours been, just as annoying as mine .ᐣ
January 12, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Oh, yes, if not more! He makes it VERY difficult to scheme properly.
//I love stealing
January 11, 2026 at 11:17 PM
//I love stealing
[Meanwhile, deep below the water’s surface, a conniving computer was plotting something sinister.]
Okay, so here’s the plan: first, I’ll hold that passing vessel for ransom. The ransom being THE WHOLE WORLD!
Then… profit!
Planky bear is gonna LOVE IT!
+
Okay, so here’s the plan: first, I’ll hold that passing vessel for ransom. The ransom being THE WHOLE WORLD!
Then… profit!
Planky bear is gonna LOVE IT!
+
@nagging-s0ftware.bsky.social
𝘖𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘱, 𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘱 (𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺?) 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘪𝘨 𝘊𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩-𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘭𝘶𝘹𝘶𝘳𝘺 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘴𝘦!
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘦𝘵... 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘱, 𝘯𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮!
𝘖𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘱, 𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘱 (𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺?) 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘪𝘨 𝘊𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩-𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘭𝘶𝘹𝘶𝘳𝘺 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘴𝘦!
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘦𝘵... 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘱, 𝘯𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮!
January 11, 2026 at 10:59 PM
[Meanwhile, deep below the water’s surface, a conniving computer was plotting something sinister.]
Okay, so here’s the plan: first, I’ll hold that passing vessel for ransom. The ransom being THE WHOLE WORLD!
Then… profit!
Planky bear is gonna LOVE IT!
+
Okay, so here’s the plan: first, I’ll hold that passing vessel for ransom. The ransom being THE WHOLE WORLD!
Then… profit!
Planky bear is gonna LOVE IT!
+
Yes. Not to mention an evil genius!
𝘚𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨..
𝘉𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥.
“What's so wrong with being called a television though? Tv keeps people distracted, entertained...”
𝘚𝘪𝘨𝘩.
“Alright I'm sorry. I couldn't resist joking about you because.. you look so funny.
So you're a supercomputer?”
𝘉𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥.
“What's so wrong with being called a television though? Tv keeps people distracted, entertained...”
𝘚𝘪𝘨𝘩.
“Alright I'm sorry. I couldn't resist joking about you because.. you look so funny.
So you're a supercomputer?”
I am a SUPERCOMPUTER, and I will NOT tolerate your flagrant disrespect any longer!
January 11, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Yes. Not to mention an evil genius!
Reposted by 𝙆𝘼𝙍𝙀𝙉!
//Someone should make a Plankton hashtag justsaying
January 1, 2026 at 6:26 AM
//Someone should make a Plankton hashtag justsaying
I'm just an object to you- No, a MONSTER!
January 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I am a SUPERCOMPUTER, and I will NOT tolerate your flagrant disrespect any longer!
“WHOA-”
𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵, 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘴.. 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘦, 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺.
𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵, 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘴.. 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘦, 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺.
I’M NOT A TELEVISION.
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I am a SUPERCOMPUTER, and I will NOT tolerate your flagrant disrespect any longer!
I’M NOT A TELEVISION.
“...”
𝘈 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘤 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘴, 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬.
𝘈 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘤 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘴, 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬.
[It’s not working. She looks unamused.]
January 10, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I’M NOT A TELEVISION.
[It’s not working. She looks unamused.]
𝘏𝘦'𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘦.
[She’s just rolled out of sleep mode.]
January 10, 2026 at 3:16 PM
[It’s not working. She looks unamused.]
//I like that Karen has joined the Battat Defender cause now very cool in my opinion
January 10, 2026 at 2:33 PM
//I like that Karen has joined the Battat Defender cause now very cool in my opinion
[She’s just rolled out of sleep mode.]
January 10, 2026 at 2:10 PM
[She’s just rolled out of sleep mode.]
//Just now realizing Maggie put nc on that fucking post I’ve got my head in my hands
January 10, 2026 at 6:27 AM
//Just now realizing Maggie put nc on that fucking post I’ve got my head in my hands
//Me when I’m wide awake for some stupid fucking reason
January 10, 2026 at 6:24 AM
//Me when I’m wide awake for some stupid fucking reason
Good.
Now, stay.
[She starts wheeling away.]
Now, stay.
[She starts wheeling away.]
...
𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵.
𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵.
I said what I meant. Now, sit, Fido.
January 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Good.
Now, stay.
[She starts wheeling away.]
Now, stay.
[She starts wheeling away.]
I said what I meant. Now, sit, Fido.
𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘒𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯, 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦.. 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨.
“Spot is a dog's name, I'm a wolf!”
“Spot is a dog's name, I'm a wolf!”
Yes, I suppose Karen is a silly name.
Isn’t that right, Spot?
Isn’t that right, Spot?
January 10, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I said what I meant. Now, sit, Fido.
Yes, I suppose Karen is a silly name.
Isn’t that right, Spot?
Isn’t that right, Spot?
“A TV THAT IS ALSO CALLED KAREN!”
𝘏𝘦'𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺, 𝘮𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳.
𝘏𝘦'𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺, 𝘮𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳.
[She crosses her arms, looking at the other with disdain.]
My NAME is Karen. Karen Plankton.
Great first impression, by the way.
[Cue the snarky digital eye roll.]
My NAME is Karen. Karen Plankton.
Great first impression, by the way.
[Cue the snarky digital eye roll.]
January 10, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Yes, I suppose Karen is a silly name.
Isn’t that right, Spot?
Isn’t that right, Spot?
[She crosses her arms, looking at the other with disdain.]
My NAME is Karen. Karen Plankton.
Great first impression, by the way.
[Cue the snarky digital eye roll.]
My NAME is Karen. Karen Plankton.
Great first impression, by the way.
[Cue the snarky digital eye roll.]
𝘏𝘦'𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴, 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥.
“I'll be damned- I mean I'm already damned!.. By the deepest pits of Hell...”
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘶𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵.
“..Alright, a lady?”
“I'll be damned- I mean I'm already damned!.. By the deepest pits of Hell...”
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘶𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵.
“..Alright, a lady?”
[This catches Karen by surprise, as she quickly becomes flustered and annoyed.]
Excuse you! That is no way to speak to a lady!!!
Excuse you! That is no way to speak to a lady!!!
January 10, 2026 at 1:59 AM
[She crosses her arms, looking at the other with disdain.]
My NAME is Karen. Karen Plankton.
Great first impression, by the way.
[Cue the snarky digital eye roll.]
My NAME is Karen. Karen Plankton.
Great first impression, by the way.
[Cue the snarky digital eye roll.]
[This catches Karen by surprise, as she quickly becomes flustered and annoyed.]
Excuse you! That is no way to speak to a lady!!!
Excuse you! That is no way to speak to a lady!!!
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨.
“IT TALKS TOO, HAHA!”
“IT TALKS TOO, HAHA!”
Are you—
[She’s looking around.]
Are you talking to me?
[She’s looking around.]
Are you talking to me?
January 10, 2026 at 1:52 AM
[This catches Karen by surprise, as she quickly becomes flustered and annoyed.]
Excuse you! That is no way to speak to a lady!!!
Excuse you! That is no way to speak to a lady!!!
Are you—
[She’s looking around.]
Are you talking to me?
[She’s looking around.]
Are you talking to me?
“Good lord. A TV head...”
January 10, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Are you—
[She’s looking around.]
Are you talking to me?
[She’s looking around.]
Are you talking to me?
[Listening to some peppy music and doing a little dance. She’s thinking about world domination.]
January 10, 2026 at 1:48 AM
[Listening to some peppy music and doing a little dance. She’s thinking about world domination.]
//People who say twitter is a hellsite clearly never roleplayed on Amino
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⠀⠀/ /⠀twitter this bsky rp that but let me tell you [ takes a drag off a cigarette ] about facebook rp
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⠀⠀/ /⠀twitter this bsky rp that but let me tell you [ takes a drag off a cigarette ] about facebook rp
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January 10, 2026 at 1:31 AM
//People who say twitter is a hellsite clearly never roleplayed on Amino