Nacho Quesado
@nachoquesado.bsky.social
Cymro Ibérico
Marca España, made in Wales
🏠L'Alacantí🇪🇦 via 🏴🇬🇧🇵🇪
Marca España, made in Wales
🏠L'Alacantí🇪🇦 via 🏴🇬🇧🇵🇪
Gonna have you, you wanker.
October 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Gonna have you, you wanker.
Buy me in September, ignore me, eventually get around to use and abuse me as a pumpkin substitute
October 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Buy me in September, ignore me, eventually get around to use and abuse me as a pumpkin substitute
He's got to pick up a tent and sleeping bag at King's Lynn Argos when he steps off the Royal Train at 11:00. Then a a motorcade will whisk him off to Sandringham. No sweat.
October 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
He's got to pick up a tent and sleeping bag at King's Lynn Argos when he steps off the Royal Train at 11:00. Then a a motorcade will whisk him off to Sandringham. No sweat.
BOTD 1970
Presidente de Argentina
Javier Milei
Presidente de Argentina
Javier Milei
October 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
BOTD 1970
Presidente de Argentina
Javier Milei
Presidente de Argentina
Javier Milei
Teresa's off her handler's leash
October 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Teresa's off her handler's leash
Spanish California aka Mexico.
October 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Spanish California aka Mexico.
They're eating the ......
September 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
They're eating the ......
🎶Toe to toe, dancing very close
Barely breathing, almost comatose
Wall to wall, people hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in RUPTURE🎶
Barely breathing, almost comatose
Wall to wall, people hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in RUPTURE🎶
September 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
🎶Toe to toe, dancing very close
Barely breathing, almost comatose
Wall to wall, people hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in RUPTURE🎶
Barely breathing, almost comatose
Wall to wall, people hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in RUPTURE🎶
"Not me, obviously ha ha ha ha"
September 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
"Not me, obviously ha ha ha ha"
They need to be cooked first. Can't be too careful.
September 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
They need to be cooked first. Can't be too careful.
Grew a mustache and hid while the rest of the UK failed to clean up his mess. Then slunk back stirring up the small boats consequences.
September 12, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Grew a mustache and hid while the rest of the UK failed to clean up his mess. Then slunk back stirring up the small boats consequences.
TBF he probably did have some legitimate concerns about these foreign boat based people smugglers taking over his traditional English van based people smuggling business.
August 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
TBF he probably did have some legitimate concerns about these foreign boat based people smugglers taking over his traditional English van based people smuggling business.
"Our Jackie says they're taking on staff at the new concentration camp. They're paying better than Asda"
August 27, 2025 at 9:00 AM
"Our Jackie says they're taking on staff at the new concentration camp. They're paying better than Asda"
... I knew things hadn't gone to plan the next Friday, when he turned up to meet me after work.
August 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
... I knew things hadn't gone to plan the next Friday, when he turned up to meet me after work.
You grass me up, I grass you up, we both make a 55p profit
August 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
You grass me up, I grass you up, we both make a 55p profit
Waiting for us on ze sofa is our Americain friend JD
'e seems a bit frisky Antione
'e seems a bit frisky Antione
August 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Waiting for us on ze sofa is our Americain friend JD
'e seems a bit frisky Antione
'e seems a bit frisky Antione
Ah, you're going to block them. I'm sure that'll work🙄🥴
August 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ah, you're going to block them. I'm sure that'll work🙄🥴
Feijóo probably has enough impersonators to nail down Father Stone.
August 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Feijóo probably has enough impersonators to nail down Father Stone.
I'm not. I'd probably set up a citizens forum led, on a daily rotating basis, by the members of Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead, repeating a mantra of
No
They aren't interested
No
No
No
Why the fUK would they?
No
No
No
This is really tedious
No
No
Ask David Davis to explain it all to you again
No
They aren't interested
No
No
No
Why the fUK would they?
No
No
No
This is really tedious
No
No
Ask David Davis to explain it all to you again
August 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I'm not. I'd probably set up a citizens forum led, on a daily rotating basis, by the members of Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead, repeating a mantra of
No
They aren't interested
No
No
No
Why the fUK would they?
No
No
No
This is really tedious
No
No
Ask David Davis to explain it all to you again
No
They aren't interested
No
No
No
Why the fUK would they?
No
No
No
This is really tedious
No
No
Ask David Davis to explain it all to you again
It's a short walk to simply turn up to renew your passport.
Her visa application may have required proof of accommodation, return travel, police records for UK + USA, bank statements etc. 🤔
Her visa application may have required proof of accommodation, return travel, police records for UK + USA, bank statements etc. 🤔
August 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It's a short walk to simply turn up to renew your passport.
Her visa application may have required proof of accommodation, return travel, police records for UK + USA, bank statements etc. 🤔
Her visa application may have required proof of accommodation, return travel, police records for UK + USA, bank statements etc. 🤔