@nachoiskerka.bsky.social
Professional Musician, amateur human being. Sometimes a writer. Usually confused.
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Bluesky, I forgot my adhd meds this morning. Is it okay if I take it now with orange juice to lessen the effects?
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Bluesky, I forgot my adhd meds this morning. Is it okay if I take it now with orange juice to lessen the effects?
Just saw Dirty Grandpa on cable and I gotta tell you, whoever they paid to censor that movie did NOT get paid enough. Its 2 out of every 3 sentences, practically. But you know what? Its actually funnier with so much of the movie censored.
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Just saw Dirty Grandpa on cable and I gotta tell you, whoever they paid to censor that movie did NOT get paid enough. Its 2 out of every 3 sentences, practically. But you know what? Its actually funnier with so much of the movie censored.
Heads up: if you think Ren and Stimpy is better than Rocko's Modern Life, you need to schedule a prostate exam with your doctor. I do not make the rules.
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Heads up: if you think Ren and Stimpy is better than Rocko's Modern Life, you need to schedule a prostate exam with your doctor. I do not make the rules.
Happy black friday everybody. Dont forget to leave out milk and cookies for james brown!
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Happy black friday everybody. Dont forget to leave out milk and cookies for james brown!
...youtube algorithms are insane. I watched one clip from superman 2's donner cut, and now I got a buncha videos from some jabroni about how DJT, China and Saudis are restoring the Snyderverse. And if that happened I know Snyder would ask for the budget in cash to film himself lighting it on fire.
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
...youtube algorithms are insane. I watched one clip from superman 2's donner cut, and now I got a buncha videos from some jabroni about how DJT, China and Saudis are restoring the Snyderverse. And if that happened I know Snyder would ask for the budget in cash to film himself lighting it on fire.
Look, I ain't the authority on gay people by a long shot, but the family had on that show Name that Tune and this one was especially painful since the gay dude on it couldn't name Macho Man by the Village People. Shit, that's like being a Canadian and being unable to identify Celine Dion.
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Look, I ain't the authority on gay people by a long shot, but the family had on that show Name that Tune and this one was especially painful since the gay dude on it couldn't name Macho Man by the Village People. Shit, that's like being a Canadian and being unable to identify Celine Dion.
Does anyone else get scared when their pancakes are too thin? I find them kinda crepe-y.
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Does anyone else get scared when their pancakes are too thin? I find them kinda crepe-y.
You know what? Its wild the same people who will call the cops on someone sleeping on a bench and post a video shaming them to the internet will suddenly mind their business when they see a camper in the back of a suburban walmart parking lot for months with someone living there. Wonder why...
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
You know what? Its wild the same people who will call the cops on someone sleeping on a bench and post a video shaming them to the internet will suddenly mind their business when they see a camper in the back of a suburban walmart parking lot for months with someone living there. Wonder why...
Went to go check into a hostile and someone decked me in the face. Lesson learned: Voice AI is NOT for travel booking.
November 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Went to go check into a hostile and someone decked me in the face. Lesson learned: Voice AI is NOT for travel booking.
My car's tailpipe has a hole in it. Working on it has been exhausting.
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
My car's tailpipe has a hole in it. Working on it has been exhausting.
I legitimately forgot how much collateral damage Bruce causes in this movie. For a dude mad at Superman for collateral damage, he's pretty nonchalant about using a grappling hook to flip a car through a shipping container and into another car head to head to crush all the people inside both.
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I legitimately forgot how much collateral damage Bruce causes in this movie. For a dude mad at Superman for collateral damage, he's pretty nonchalant about using a grappling hook to flip a car through a shipping container and into another car head to head to crush all the people inside both.
I still don't get why superman has a jabroni goon squad in Bruce's dream. The world's fastest, strongest man who can fly has goons? Branded goons in the desert? What's the point?
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I still don't get why superman has a jabroni goon squad in Bruce's dream. The world's fastest, strongest man who can fly has goons? Branded goons in the desert? What's the point?
Watching Batman vs Superman Ultimate Cut for the first time since the Pandy. First thoughts "he answers to no one, not even to god" Alright, I remembered why I haven't watched this movie. "He(Batman) branded him" ok so does Batman carry self-heating batarangs for torture? I don't see a fireplace...
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Watching Batman vs Superman Ultimate Cut for the first time since the Pandy. First thoughts "he answers to no one, not even to god" Alright, I remembered why I haven't watched this movie. "He(Batman) branded him" ok so does Batman carry self-heating batarangs for torture? I don't see a fireplace...
Fun fact: most concise, insightful quotes that you find meaningful from books are more often than not cheap puns out of context that you'd disown your friends for saying.
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Fun fact: most concise, insightful quotes that you find meaningful from books are more often than not cheap puns out of context that you'd disown your friends for saying.
Superman 2025 is not the opposite of Man of Steel. Its the opposite of Batman Vs. Superman. Both movies live in the question of "In your power fantasy, is doing good enough?" BvS said "No, you have to consider the collateral." Superman said "No, but that shouldn't stop you from trying to do good."
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Superman 2025 is not the opposite of Man of Steel. Its the opposite of Batman Vs. Superman. Both movies live in the question of "In your power fantasy, is doing good enough?" BvS said "No, you have to consider the collateral." Superman said "No, but that shouldn't stop you from trying to do good."
Despite my recent posts on the contrary, I would like to note that nothing in politics is a party. Its being lit on fire inside of a garbage pile where people are having a scat-based orgy while half the people suggest hanging an air freshener and one dude suggests we go elsewhere and stop shitting.
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Despite my recent posts on the contrary, I would like to note that nothing in politics is a party. Its being lit on fire inside of a garbage pile where people are having a scat-based orgy while half the people suggest hanging an air freshener and one dude suggests we go elsewhere and stop shitting.
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Hired a dominatrix to humiliate me, and I kinda want my money back NGL. She ain't beat me in Goldeneye once this ENTIRE session.
August 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Hired a dominatrix to humiliate me, and I kinda want my money back NGL. She ain't beat me in Goldeneye once this ENTIRE session.
Hey remember that one maga song about hating being taxed because people get snap? I wonder if that guy has the balls to be singing it right now.
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Hey remember that one maga song about hating being taxed because people get snap? I wonder if that guy has the balls to be singing it right now.
Alright, I'm sick of waking up to fresh hells. Can we get some leftover hell or some refridgerated store bought hells? What's the stouffer's frozen party size lasagna equivalent of hell?
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Alright, I'm sick of waking up to fresh hells. Can we get some leftover hell or some refridgerated store bought hells? What's the stouffer's frozen party size lasagna equivalent of hell?
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Today I bought some all purpose flour. It seems to be falsely advertised; as you cannot use it to block bullets.
March 3, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Today I bought some all purpose flour. It seems to be falsely advertised; as you cannot use it to block bullets.
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Whoever my ex-girlfriend sold the voodoo doll of me to, can you just hug it for a moment for me? Thanks.
January 16, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Whoever my ex-girlfriend sold the voodoo doll of me to, can you just hug it for a moment for me? Thanks.
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Sometimes I think I've over indulged in my writing. Then I remember someone wrote a commercially successful book that amounts to "Fuck poor people, charity is a scam designed to keep our heroic and hard working rich people down" and give myself an extra paragraph to get back on track.
May 31, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Sometimes I think I've over indulged in my writing. Then I remember someone wrote a commercially successful book that amounts to "Fuck poor people, charity is a scam designed to keep our heroic and hard working rich people down" and give myself an extra paragraph to get back on track.
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If I take a medication to get down my blood pressure will I see less posts about Andrew Tate? I hear they're called beta blockers...
August 8, 2024 at 6:18 PM
If I take a medication to get down my blood pressure will I see less posts about Andrew Tate? I hear they're called beta blockers...
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People will debate anything- I got a friend who says that men's wash scents are weird and should be like, sandalwood; another that women's wash should be named as aggressively as men's-Harvest moon witch, the blood of joan d'arc's enemies- And in the middle I'm like "peeps, I'm tryna take a shower?"
August 19, 2024 at 1:42 PM
People will debate anything- I got a friend who says that men's wash scents are weird and should be like, sandalwood; another that women's wash should be named as aggressively as men's-Harvest moon witch, the blood of joan d'arc's enemies- And in the middle I'm like "peeps, I'm tryna take a shower?"
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Honestly the person who would be most pissed off by AI is Thomas Kincade. Like, stealing ideas from actual talent to make generic kitsch bullshit is EXACTLY his entire career.
September 3, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Honestly the person who would be most pissed off by AI is Thomas Kincade. Like, stealing ideas from actual talent to make generic kitsch bullshit is EXACTLY his entire career.