noradrenaline
@n0radrenaline.bsky.social
Posting all my dumbest thoughts.
I'm not the cat
I'm not the cat
Don't talk to me before I've had my ibuprofen
February 11, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Don't talk to me before I've had my ibuprofen
Why do we call it polyamory and not cummunism?
February 3, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Why do we call it polyamory and not cummunism?
Sure, you've heard of Two Men and a Truck, but have you considered Two Transmascs with Something to Prove for your next move?
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Sure, you've heard of Two Men and a Truck, but have you considered Two Transmascs with Something to Prove for your next move?
my hottest tech industry take is that the phrase"do the needful" is actually incredibly based
January 29, 2026 at 4:16 PM
my hottest tech industry take is that the phrase"do the needful" is actually incredibly based
The spinach in : spinach out ratio of any recipe involving cooked spinach is truly unbelievable
January 22, 2026 at 6:35 PM
The spinach in : spinach out ratio of any recipe involving cooked spinach is truly unbelievable
Nothing in my life has ever turned me into the coach from Letterkenny faster than noticing that the description for a local comedy event was generated by chatgpt. FUCKING EMBARRASSING
January 8, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Nothing in my life has ever turned me into the coach from Letterkenny faster than noticing that the description for a local comedy event was generated by chatgpt. FUCKING EMBARRASSING
I love auditioning for stuff when I'm already oversubscribed, it's such a win-win. Like, if I get cast, great. If I don't, *even better*
January 4, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I love auditioning for stuff when I'm already oversubscribed, it's such a win-win. Like, if I get cast, great. If I don't, *even better*
it's happened again. i've allowed myself to become too hungry to be able to decide what to eat.
December 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
it's happened again. i've allowed myself to become too hungry to be able to decide what to eat.
Realizing that for most people, which Benoit Blanc film you like the most is mainly a function of which kind of shitty white dude you most want to see get his comeuppance
December 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Realizing that for most people, which Benoit Blanc film you like the most is mainly a function of which kind of shitty white dude you most want to see get his comeuppance
A player made a joke about cuck chairs in a DnD session and then I got served an ad for mini cuck chairs you can set your misbehaving dice in. If this were all the surveillance state was doing I wouldn't even be mad
December 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
A player made a joke about cuck chairs in a DnD session and then I got served an ad for mini cuck chairs you can set your misbehaving dice in. If this were all the surveillance state was doing I wouldn't even be mad
I want to like magical realism, but I can't spend the first 100 pages of another book reading biographies of the main character's grandparents and parents, I just can't.
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I want to like magical realism, but I can't spend the first 100 pages of another book reading biographies of the main character's grandparents and parents, I just can't.
Me: I will tidy up. Let me just put all this stuff in the stuff drawer.
Her: That's not cleaning, that's just hiding the mess.
Me: on every level imaginable, that's the best I am ever gonna be able to do.
Her: That's not cleaning, that's just hiding the mess.
Me: on every level imaginable, that's the best I am ever gonna be able to do.
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Me: I will tidy up. Let me just put all this stuff in the stuff drawer.
Her: That's not cleaning, that's just hiding the mess.
Me: on every level imaginable, that's the best I am ever gonna be able to do.
Her: That's not cleaning, that's just hiding the mess.
Me: on every level imaginable, that's the best I am ever gonna be able to do.
Why do I always get a little lift when I find out a celebrity is gay or bi? Like now I think I have a shot with her? I'm an aging nerd who never leaves the house, heterosexuality was never the #1 barrier here.
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Why do I always get a little lift when I find out a celebrity is gay or bi? Like now I think I have a shot with her? I'm an aging nerd who never leaves the house, heterosexuality was never the #1 barrier here.
I get half my news from HCR and controlled bsky doomscrolling, and the other half from randomly encountered Destiel memes
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I get half my news from HCR and controlled bsky doomscrolling, and the other half from randomly encountered Destiel memes
The hardest part of forming a Harold team is finding 6-8 people who agree on what a Harold is
October 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The hardest part of forming a Harold team is finding 6-8 people who agree on what a Harold is
how much muttering to yourself at the grocery store can you do before it's weird? like a decent amount, right?
October 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
how much muttering to yourself at the grocery store can you do before it's weird? like a decent amount, right?
Doctor Strangelove is my favorite movie but my least favorite reality to be living in
October 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Doctor Strangelove is my favorite movie but my least favorite reality to be living in
Ramona Hibiscus aka Momo Biscuits
September 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Ramona Hibiscus aka Momo Biscuits
It's weird with cats because I see them approximately 500 times a day but every time, I'm completely enchanted. A little animal! Who lives in my house! With fur I can touch! Who does inscrutable activities! We bother each other! How neat is that?
September 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It's weird with cats because I see them approximately 500 times a day but every time, I'm completely enchanted. A little animal! Who lives in my house! With fur I can touch! Who does inscrutable activities! We bother each other! How neat is that?
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the first sandwich attacks were in 1717
August 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
the first sandwich attacks were in 1717
I accidentally bought a different style of dental floss, so for the next few months I'll be starting every day off with a sensory Hero's Journey
August 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I accidentally bought a different style of dental floss, so for the next few months I'll be starting every day off with a sensory Hero's Journey
I just tried to use boba tea to swallow some ibuprofen, and folks, that is not the right tool for that job
July 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I just tried to use boba tea to swallow some ibuprofen, and folks, that is not the right tool for that job
I give it about four more days before Trump releases an "Epstein list" that is clearly just the words "Bill Clinton Hunter Biden" hastily scrawled in sharpie on a McDonald's wrapper, and all his maga cultists immediately accept it and go back to licking the boot.
July 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I give it about four more days before Trump releases an "Epstein list" that is clearly just the words "Bill Clinton Hunter Biden" hastily scrawled in sharpie on a McDonald's wrapper, and all his maga cultists immediately accept it and go back to licking the boot.
my new fidget is searching my calendar for the next free evening I've got coming up and fantasizing about all the nothing I'll get to do in a week and a half or whenever. this is healthy right?
July 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
my new fidget is searching my calendar for the next free evening I've got coming up and fantasizing about all the nothing I'll get to do in a week and a half or whenever. this is healthy right?
If anyone ever gives you guff or judgement for doing improv comedy, that person is standup-coded and must not be trusted
June 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
If anyone ever gives you guff or judgement for doing improv comedy, that person is standup-coded and must not be trusted