Lenny
n0ideawhyimhere.bsky.social
Lenny
@n0ideawhyimhere.bsky.social
So, a priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar!

The bartender asks the rabbit:

“What can I get you?”.

The rabbit says:

“No idea, man!"

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"I think I'm only here because of autocorrect!”.
February 8, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Just checking in!

There's a lot of fucked up shit going on in the geopolitical space!

I think Trump's fucking nuts, and Stephen Miller is running this goddamn shit show!

I think Trump apologists are weak!

lol ... Other than that, all is good!

How are you doing?
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Let's go Jets!

LFG!
December 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
​"Hey, look mister. We serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint 'atmosphere'. Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?"
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I'm not sure I like Christmas!

I mean, I had a great Christmas with my little family, and my grandchildren were so excited, and were believing all the goddamn magical bullshit we sold them, lol

It was magical and fun!

But something feels wrong about this goddamn tradition that I can't articulate.
December 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Well, I guess I should start my Christmas shopping...
December 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Why am I luckiest guy in the world?

Because 43 years ago today, Kelly said yes to marrying a simple motherfucker like me!

So yeah, I'm taking her out for chateaubriand in a goddamn blizzard warning, lol
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
lol ... Fuuuuck, my wife makes a tasty spaghetti!

Thanks Kelly!
December 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Logan Fucking Stanley!

lol ... Nice!
December 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I love weekend breakfasts!

#bonappétit
December 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Yeah, if I win, I'm buying all you motherfuckers a goddamn beer!

#GoJetsGo
December 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
lol ... Logan Fucking Stanley!

Nice!

#GoJetsGo
December 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
LETS GO JETS!

LFG!

#gojetsgo
December 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Duane Forrest delivered an exceptional music and storytelling performance.

His acoustic renditions of Marley's hits were met with a standing ovation.

It was a truly goddamn delightful way to spend an evening in Winnipeg. ✌️
December 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
If I end up in a blues bar on the wrong side of the tracks?

Well, I'll be in my happy place!

If they play "Little Red Rooster" I'm ordering another goddamn round, lol
December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
lol ... Why do people do what they do?

This confused guy is spending a lot time on social media pretending to Bartley Fucking Kives!

Why?

At least on X he's acknowledging it's a goddamn parody, lol
On the bright side, Winnipeggers likely won’t have to choose between watching hockey and yardwork or other outdoor activities on warm spring evenings in 2026.
December 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
So, does anyone here believe, or simply wonder about the possibilities of reincarnation?

I grew up Catholic, and experienced too much hypocrisy to give that shit any reason to believe, lol

No other religion has me believing!

But reincarnation?

I don't know. 😉

Any theology experts on here?
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December 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Just checking in!

I have a lot to learn!

So, do we have any goddamn experts on the timeline tonight?
September 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Hello Bluesky!

Politics?

lol ... Sure, why the hell not!

I think the left and right political ideologies need to work together for the common good of any community!

So why doesn't it?

I don't know, but what I find interesting is the increase in hate farming on social media.

Why is that?
August 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Yeah, I see all you beautiful chickenshit motherfuckers! 😂

How's it going?

What's new and exciting?
July 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Well, I drove through Portage and Main yesterday at rush hour!

I stopped at the red light, and people crossed the road!

The light turned green, people stopped crossing, and I was on my way!

lol ... I did not have or see any road rage!

It was a goddamn successful display of folks commuting!
June 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Yeah, I'm still in the pursuit of truth, understanding life and spirituality, but I'm fearing it's all a goddamn perception, lol

Good morning!
May 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Yeah, Albert Beach ain't too shabby tonight.

#Manitoba
May 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Happy Birthday Jenn!

@jennarndt.bsky.social
May 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Well, X is down again this morning, and maybe it's forever this time... I don't know.

lol ... So, what's new and exciting on this goddamn apparatus?
May 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM