I get it, it’s big. You didn’t expect it.”
I get it, it’s big. You didn’t expect it.”
“I uh…
Heard kissing would increase chances of good luck so… there ya go. . .~”
..would [READER] like another one?
Ehhh, probably not.
#LewdRP
“I uh…
Heard kissing would increase chances of good luck so… there ya go. . .~”
..would [READER] like another one?
Ehhh, probably not.
#LewdRP
I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them.
I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them.
He’s an unemployed bot but his adorableness never left.
..
Kinda.. he smokes a lot but hey, still has his youth.
Not his fault his company fucked him over that he’s like this-
He’s an unemployed bot but his adorableness never left.
..
Kinda.. he smokes a lot but hey, still has his youth.
Not his fault his company fucked him over that he’s like this-
Drinking my sorrows away.
Fuckin’ hating on whatever Capcom is putting out
Going to the bar.
Fuckin’ and not paying child support.
What about you?-
Unless it’s “Mega Man gets a new game” I don’t wanna hear it, fuck-o.”
💢
Drinking my sorrows away.
Fuckin’ hating on whatever Capcom is putting out
Going to the bar.
Fuckin’ and not paying child support.
What about you?-
Unless it’s “Mega Man gets a new game” I don’t wanna hear it, fuck-o.”
💢
Rock hopped onto her ass like a little gremlin and began humping away at it. Grinding his robo-meat.
“Just need to do a little something.
You’re one of those Pokemon bitches, right?
Cool.~”
(“Yeah, this’ll be easy now that I copied her data.~”)
Rock hopped onto her ass like a little gremlin and began humping away at it. Grinding his robo-meat.
“Just need to do a little something.
You’re one of those Pokemon bitches, right?
Cool.~”
(“Yeah, this’ll be easy now that I copied her data.~”)
~POW~
. . .
~GRIP~
That’s the Mega Man combo and that’s how you cop a bitch. Use your robotic hands to land an impact~
~POW~
. . .
~GRIP~
That’s the Mega Man combo and that’s how you cop a bitch. Use your robotic hands to land an impact~
Wait. . . What is he planning to d-
~POW~
Oh yep, there it is-
Considering his hands are metal, that HAD to be slightly sting there-
Wait. . . What is he planning to d-
~POW~
Oh yep, there it is-
Considering his hands are metal, that HAD to be slightly sting there-
Okay. . .”
~POW~
“Asked for it-“
. . . This is what happens when two short mfers are in the same room.
Ant fight~
Okay. . .”
~POW~
“Asked for it-“
. . . This is what happens when two short mfers are in the same room.
Ant fight~
Nah, fuck that
#sexsunday
If you’re gonna tease my ass, suffer the consequences, bitch-“💢
Nah, fuck that
#sexsunday
If you’re gonna tease my ass, suffer the consequences, bitch-“💢
BULGE INTENSIFIED-
BULGE INTENSIFIED-
~SSSCRAPE~
~CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG~
He needed some nice alcohol after that. .. cuz. . . It sounded like he was confused for a kid.
“Right.
What did you say?”
He sounded more. . . aggressive but trying to keep his cool.
But you can tell he was done. . . With a lot.
~SSSCRAPE~
~CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG~
He needed some nice alcohol after that. .. cuz. . . It sounded like he was confused for a kid.
“Right.
What did you say?”
He sounded more. . . aggressive but trying to keep his cool.
But you can tell he was done. . . With a lot.
As long as you don’t touch my fucking beer, you’re fine. . .”
This robot is still on the beer thing.
Giving a cold stare as he watched. .
He won’t lie though- this demon was fine as hell. . .
As long as you don’t touch my fucking beer, you’re fine. . .”
This robot is still on the beer thing.
Giving a cold stare as he watched. .
He won’t lie though- this demon was fine as hell. . .
-messaged you
-didn’t respond
. . .
I can fix that~
-messaged you
-didn’t respond
. . .
I can fix that~
Gambling❌
Cocaine❌
Alcohol✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
“ACROSS THE FUCKING BOARD!
GIVE ME THAT SHIT ALL DAY!”
Gambling❌
Cocaine❌
Alcohol✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
“ACROSS THE FUCKING BOARD!
GIVE ME THAT SHIT ALL DAY!”
. . .
Good-
Gives me an excuse to care LESS about who I procreate with.
Hey, don’t blame me, Capcom gave less of a shit about me, why should I care about a nobody like YOU?”
What 5 or 6 years without games does to a mfer-
#LewdRP
. . .
Good-
Gives me an excuse to care LESS about who I procreate with.
Hey, don’t blame me, Capcom gave less of a shit about me, why should I care about a nobody like YOU?”
What 5 or 6 years without games does to a mfer-
#LewdRP
. . . Oh well. . That. . That uh-
“That same guy ended up on my weapon system. Unfortunately his weapon wasn’t useful.”
. . . Rock why did you kill hi-
“I also fucked his mama afterwards too.”
WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT-
“:>”
. . . Oh well. . That. . That uh-
“That same guy ended up on my weapon system. Unfortunately his weapon wasn’t useful.”
. . . Rock why did you kill hi-
“I also fucked his mama afterwards too.”
WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT-
“:>”