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mzwatson.bsky.social
Elementary My Dear
@mzwatson.bsky.social
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Just escaping the hellsite
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I'm a shit poster but I'm mad I actually caught shit from the people I was trying to stir shit up for. 😭 Give me more attention please.
A screenshot of a shit poster whining about people responding to his shit posts.
October 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
mzwatson.bsky.social
Oh this isn't even new. I saw this in a store back in 2016 for sale and shared it on Instagram. Ew. Pure delusion for quite some time now.
An Instagram post from August 4, 2016 of a Trump coloring book for sale for $8.99. the cover is over a generously stylized Donald Trump wearing a Superman-styled suit with a T in the chest, arms akimbo. The caption is "I... just ... Have no words." With several laughing emojis. I am an elder millennial, cut me some slack re: the emojis and ellipses.
July 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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"Here is my steaming pile of opinion, please stop pointing out how stupid I am in the replies."
Screenshot of the Daniel B Kurz post this thread is discussing, highlighting that he disabled replies. His original post says: "I saw this disruption. And it's NOT acceptable. It's not noble or brave or decent or chic. Legislatures are where we go to solve our problems. From my perspective, this isn't any different from Jan 6 situation on a smaller scale." The Guardian article he was discussing says "New Zealand MPs who performed haka in parliament given unprecedented punishment. Co leaders of The Pati Maori and it's youngest member to be temporarily suspended from parliament after performance..."
May 16, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Schatz, Schatz

Schatz, Schatz, Schatz, Schatz

Everybody
Screenshot from The Bad Place (TM) of user @stephen_neukam: NEWS- Brian Schatz is placing holds on 50 new Trump nominees and blocking nine bipartisan bills, I'm told. He is now holding more than 300 Trump nominees. The latest batch includes former Rep. Anthony D'Esposito to be DOL IG. "Their lawlessness is escalating and they are intentionally destroying the economy, and so I don't think we should make anything easy going forward," Schatz told me.
April 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
mzwatson.bsky.social
I was feeling inspired to create some art. No particular reason.
A white man with blonde and blue dyed hair in a ponytail, with the sides shaved, is wearing black baggy jeans, no shirt, and black socks with brown rubber-soled shoes. He is a contortionist laying on concrete-covered ground, with both feet behind his head, his right arm sticking out, and his face suspiciously close to his own ass, as though he could suck his own dick. Red text reads "Trump voters trying to justify their own stupidity."
March 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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My crocuses are croaking... Or maybe that's just the spring peepers providing the soundtrack. Got dive-bombed by a robin & the three does with their four yearlings were drinking from the wet edges of the yard. It may still be fool's spring but I'll take it.
Three purple crocuses with yellow stamens are poking through red mulch as a harbinger of spring.
March 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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What kind of Careless People would do such a thing?! It's really A Cautionary Tale. Such a shame when Power and Greed lead to Lost Idealism.

On sale where books are sold.
Book cover- white background, blue rectangle in center, with what looks like a shark fin or an iceberg sticking out of it to look somewhat like water. The text reads: Careless People - A Cautionary Tale of Power, Greed, and Lost Idealism. A memoir by Sarah Wynn- Williams.
March 13, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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This was the spouse's fortune with dinner. The dog is concerned because of the cackle I unleashed.
A hand holding a fortune from a Chinese restaurant is shown, reading "You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy. Lucky # 4,9,11,12,24,29." In the background is a black lab with mournful eyes who really just wants to eat the fortune because it smells like yumminess.
February 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?
A cross-stitched cloth that reads "women are told we catch more flies with honey... but I can catch plenty with your hollowed out carcass, so this can go either way."
January 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Makes me giggle every time. Obligatory Big Beaver Road Exit 69 post. Whoever designed this exit knew what they were doing.
A road sign for Exit 69, Big Beaver Rd, on 1-75 in Michigan.
January 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
mzwatson.bsky.social
Oh yes, my ulcer is luxuriant. That dumpster fire is so luxuriant. My non-stop nervous breakdown is exceedingly luxuriant.

I don't think I'm doing it right, guys.
The word luxuriant, in black on a light blue background. The Merriam-Webster logo is in the lower right corner.
January 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
mzwatson.bsky.social
"you'll be visited by three spirits"

The three spirits:
Patrick, David, and Stevie from the TV show Schitts Creek in their pajamas, holding red solo cups and looking at David's phone.
December 25, 2024 at 3:52 AM
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Going through boxes in the storage room. This was part of a gift I got in 1984. It still smells like Strawberry Shortcake. My son says, "I'm pretty sure I just inhaled cancer."
A picture of a Strawberry Shortcake figurine, wearing a pink hat with red hearts, a red dress with a white and green apron, white and green striped tights, brown shoes, and a pink cat by her side.
November 29, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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What's up? The tree, that's what.
A section of Christmas tree with various multicolor lights.
November 28, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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Bluesky makes me giggle. Who needs an algorithm?
A screenshot of several skeets, which taken together make my skyline seem extra weird. 1) a picture of a spacecraft and the word (screaming) below it. 2) a repost by Erin Biba of Rosemary Mosco: I find it comforting that I'm partly made up of bacteria and fungi and other little critters. My microbiota make me want to be gentle with myself, even when I'm having a bad day. How cool is it to be a planet that has the capacity to think about and even love its inhabitants? 3) Insult Bot: you deeply disturbed chunk of bacteria-infested dirty underwear. 4) a repost by Aparna Nair of Public Health Guy: mother I crave H A M S
November 25, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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I mean...
T-shirt with text "historical contraceptives & abortifacients of North America" and six plants printed on it.
October 24, 2024 at 12:33 AM
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Holds 5000, was only even set up for half the arena. 💀
The arena has served as host to some of the university's largest public events, including commencement ceremonies, basketball games, and a FIRST Robotics state competition that attracts thousands of people for five days each spring. At full capacity, the arena can seat about 5,000 people. Half the arena was set up for the rally.
October 4, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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This Is what I love to see from the local paper. I have seen the Ryder center FILLED for cheerleading, robotics, graduations, hell, craft shows. They didn't even try to fill the capacity.
The arena has served as host to some of the university's largest public events, including commencement ceremonies, basketball games, and a FIRST Robotics state competition that attracts thousands of people for five days each spring. At full capacity, the arena can seat about 5000 people. Half the arena was set up for the rally.
October 4, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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Yeah, don't they know how serious the white house is?!
Underage girl loving, Vietnam draft dodging via pants-shitting "singer" Ted Nugent and Bud Light target practice shooting, upper middle class raised, self proclaimed trailer trash son of car dealership owner and "singer" Bob Ritchie aka "kid" Rock pretend to know how to read while looking over the shoulder of Donald Trump in the oval office as Sarah Palin, failed VP candidate and walking train wreck, looks on.
August 6, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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When Ashley, Ashleigh, Brittni, and Ashlyn all show up to prom in the same dress.
Four idiots, I mean Republicans, in matching outfits humiliating themselves in front of a courthouse for a man who would step over their dying body on his way to get a harmberder.
May 16, 2024 at 12:57 AM
mzwatson.bsky.social
Never experienced the northern lights quite this brilliantly.
The northern lights, greens, pinks, and purples overhead with trees in the foreground. Northern lights, bright pink
May 11, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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Samuel L Jackson in a blue suit, looking positively giddy with delight
April 15, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana or pearl jam or soundgarden or alice in chains
Album cover Alanis Morrisette, Jagged Little Pill Album cover Better Than Ezra, Friction Baby
April 6, 2024 at 3:53 AM
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They are risen.
Yummy looking homemade cinnamon rolls with icing. They were delicious.
March 31, 2024 at 2:33 PM
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Screencap from The West Wing of Donna Moss, upon learning she dropped her underwear on the floor in front of Karen Cahill.
March 27, 2024 at 11:36 PM