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Elementary My Dear
@mzwatson.bsky.social
Just escaping the hellsite
I'm a shit poster but I'm mad I actually caught shit from the people I was trying to stir shit up for. 😭 Give me more attention please.
October 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Oh this isn't even new. I saw this in a store back in 2016 for sale and shared it on Instagram. Ew. Pure delusion for quite some time now.
July 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"Here is my steaming pile of opinion, please stop pointing out how stupid I am in the replies."
May 16, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Schatz, Schatz

Schatz, Schatz, Schatz, Schatz

Everybody
April 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I was feeling inspired to create some art. No particular reason.
March 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My crocuses are croaking... Or maybe that's just the spring peepers providing the soundtrack. Got dive-bombed by a robin & the three does with their four yearlings were drinking from the wet edges of the yard. It may still be fool's spring but I'll take it.
March 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
What kind of Careless People would do such a thing?! It's really A Cautionary Tale. Such a shame when Power and Greed lead to Lost Idealism.

On sale where books are sold.
March 13, 2025 at 10:25 AM
This was the spouse's fortune with dinner. The dog is concerned because of the cackle I unleashed.
February 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?
January 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Makes me giggle every time. Obligatory Big Beaver Road Exit 69 post. Whoever designed this exit knew what they were doing.
January 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Oh yes, my ulcer is luxuriant. That dumpster fire is so luxuriant. My non-stop nervous breakdown is exceedingly luxuriant.

I don't think I'm doing it right, guys.
January 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
"you'll be visited by three spirits"

The three spirits:
December 25, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Going through boxes in the storage room. This was part of a gift I got in 1984. It still smells like Strawberry Shortcake. My son says, "I'm pretty sure I just inhaled cancer."
November 29, 2024 at 10:37 PM
What's up? The tree, that's what.
November 28, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Bluesky makes me giggle. Who needs an algorithm?
November 25, 2024 at 2:28 AM
I mean...
October 24, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Holds 5000, was only even set up for half the arena. 💀
October 4, 2024 at 12:57 AM
This Is what I love to see from the local paper. I have seen the Ryder center FILLED for cheerleading, robotics, graduations, hell, craft shows. They didn't even try to fill the capacity.
October 4, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Yeah, don't they know how serious the white house is?!
August 6, 2024 at 5:33 PM
When Ashley, Ashleigh, Brittni, and Ashlyn all show up to prom in the same dress.
May 16, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Never experienced the northern lights quite this brilliantly.
May 11, 2024 at 3:09 AM
April 15, 2024 at 11:53 PM
post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana or pearl jam or soundgarden or alice in chains
April 6, 2024 at 3:53 AM
They are risen.
March 31, 2024 at 2:33 PM
March 27, 2024 at 11:36 PM