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not jenn takahashi
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created this account bc someone referred to me as "the EMDR lady" lmaooo
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My Thanksgiving wish for you is that your life becomes a little less interesting, at least for a while. ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
if only you guys knew what happened today lmao

all shall be revealed in my memoir!
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
this time of year again 🙃
i feel bad for my parents bc it's been a week since i let them open the blinds lol
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
just too much going on. it’s like i’ve been hyperventilating for a week straight
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
these past ten days have just been absolute hell, compounded by the fact that the Incident anniversary is in six days

literally fuck november
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i went out to dinner with this guy and this is what he texted me immediately after

… whatever happened to “nice to meet you”
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
guess who had to go back to urgent care today!
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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ignore the wrinkled skirt - i’m finally healed enough to start going to parties again!
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
🤍
December 31, 2024 at 10:00 PM
gonna go meditate for a bit brb
December 6, 2024 at 12:04 AM
my birthday is on sun and i'm dreading it so bad. that was the day we found out i still had sepsis. one of my worst days in the hospital - i was so excited about getting a special breakfast for my bday and the nurse said i need emergency surgery and literally took the fork out of my mouth lmaoooo
December 5, 2024 at 2:32 AM
last night, my mom and i ran into each other in the kitchen at 3am and realized we were both so stressed that we made a pizza right then and there 😭
December 4, 2024 at 10:40 PM
this makes me really happy to read! i still have my moments but think i am feeling more optimistic in general since The Dates have passed 🥹💓
You don’t seem depressed anymore.
December 3, 2024 at 8:59 PM
so tempted to cancel EMDR in a couple hours but i'm gonna try to tough it out!!!
December 2, 2024 at 4:25 PM
high-key dreading 4pm PT bc that's around the time It Happened
December 1, 2024 at 11:03 PM
okay sorry in advance - i just need to skeet through it today

new goal is to move back to my apartment sometime late next week but also trying to not rush myself 😵‍💫
December 1, 2024 at 11:01 PM
i feel bad for my parents bc it's been a week since i let them open the blinds lol
December 1, 2024 at 10:59 PM
🙏🏼 just need to get through today 🙏🏼
December 1, 2024 at 10:04 PM
ordered froyo for lunch
December 1, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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john cusack unfollowed me here & i'm just telling myself it's bc he couldn't handle me talking about The Incident anymore & it made him sad :(
November 30, 2024 at 11:49 PM
turns out this time period is more triggering to me than the actual anniversary (11/26) was. whenever i tell someone about The Incident, i always say it happened "the Sunday after Thanksgiving" so the vibes here are a little 😵‍💫
November 29, 2024 at 11:30 PM
first time speaking to a reporter for a story since The Incident!!!
November 28, 2024 at 7:28 PM
so weird. why does today feel more like The Incident than the actual anniversary of The Incident did???
November 28, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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today marks the one year anniversary of The Incident, where doctors said i only have a 50% chance of surviving emergency surgery

it also marks the two month anniversary of me getting transported to ER via ambulance for ANOTHER surgery

now i have a clean bill of health & bad news for my haters:
November 26, 2024 at 2:56 PM