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mystificus.bsky.social
@mystificus.bsky.social
Coffee and books, Chaos and LHP. Theistic Luciferian. Use your brain, or someone else will.
Yes, I am indeed, and I love learning languages. You've no idea, how hard I've worked.
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I've a bad cold, and currently listening to CCS.
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Not even ONE of my purported bsky friends congratulated me on this. Well, fuck you.
December 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
That drunk raccoon...but my favourite story is still the one about the Roomba that made a break for it from a Cambridge #Travelodge. Staff was very worried, because "Nature abhors a vacuum". It was found stuck in a hedge, and later happily reunited with its colleagues.
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I'd like to thank my insomnia and Rupert, my coffee maker.
We're a great team.
December 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
At this time of year, I sadly miss my Danísh grandmother's pork roast. As a former cook, she knew how to turn it into utter perfection.
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
An important and very personal anniversary today. The first steps on a very tough and unyielding path: meeting and knowing yourself.
December 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'd like to wish my American friends Happy Thanksgiving, and could someone please explain how somebody came up with a dish like sweet potato mash and marshmallows?
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Smaller Swedish businesses have asked us to only pay in cash this week, in order to fight and protest against the increasingly and unhealthy practising of the almighty and unholy #BankID, without which you can't do anything, really. Finally something that I can wholeheartedly support.
Woof.
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I've been so inundated with ads and articles, that I thought Black Friday was last week.
Woof.
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My name day.
November 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
First snow! So my sciatica said: "My work is done" and pissed off.
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I have to admit, that I'm a bit proud of this.
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Waiting for the bus, I had the creamiest of cappuccinos, sitting on an outdoor warm wooden bench, with nice pillows and infrared heater lamps above. I watched people and the dusk, and I suddenly felt absolutely happy and content.
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I'd like to congratulate my very dear friend cwstagg.bsky.social on choosing such a cool day to be born. 😈💀🖤
October 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I'm not really gloating, but oh, how incredibly satisfying it is to see a narcissist going down. There'll be prosecco.
October 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Bloody hell. I'm speechless. Gobsmacked. It's historical. Bugger me. Unfuckingbelievable. Wow. Gosh. Go, Charles!
#Andrew
October 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It's +8C, raining, very cold.

Come darkness, dread and fear! Fill me with your grey mohair wooliness, tickle me eternally with promises of dark dreams! Barb me, with your arrows dipped in strange poisons that will transform my mind...aaaargghh!

Just an ordinary Swedish October day. You know.
October 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
For the first time in eighteen years, the nearby lunch restaurant at the old officers' mess is now closed. It's very quiet, and I don't like it, because I hate change.
October 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I'm actually a devout recyclist.
Today, I stuffed my beloved bag-on-wheels Hildur with as many empty cans I possibly could: £7, sacrebleu! Two days of pork shops.
October 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I'm now doing Danish on #Duo, and since I'm bi-lingual, I can assure you that the course is seriously flawed. I keep shouting: "Nobody says that!"
What may be ortographically and grammatically correct, is very outdated. People don't talk and write like that, at least not since the late 60s.
October 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I'm trying to understand #Duolingo replacing hearts with "energy". Weirdly, you lose it, even when answering correctly. You can easily refill it but have to endure endless ads. So much for "free" education, eh, #Duo, trying to pressure people into buying SuperDuo. That dog won't hunt, so fuck you.
October 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Well!
Here I am, and my friends who begged me to join bsky are nowhere to be seen.
Whatever. I've cold milk and cinnamon custard donuts.
October 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I've learnt how to simply walk away from what I hate and loathe, but when it comes to #IanWatkins...I raise a glass, wishing that even his ashes will disintegrate and disappear, as if he never existed.
October 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I'm secretly thrilled, that it's getting darker and colder. Time to light candles, and curling up with good books and freshly brewed coffee.
October 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM