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MysticalMachineGun
@mysticalmachinegun.bsky.social
300 followers 550 following 850 posts
He/Him

Retro variety streamer on Twitch, currently playing the Resident Evil series and Sonic the Hedgehog!

I love RPGs, SEGA and Sid Meier's Pirates!

https://twitch.tv/mysticalmachinegun

https://allmylinks.com/mysticalmmg
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Hoo boy, tomorrow night is set to be hog wild!
A screenshot from Sonic's Schoolhouse, showing a 3D Sonic on the left, a title saying "Pick Your Grade" and the following listed: English: Kindergarten Math: Kindergarten Recess: Kindergarten A set of traffic lights saying Stop - Pause - Go are on the right of screen
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
mysticalmachinegun.bsky.social
I've hit a milestone folks, a big one

I'm finally older than my pants

(Still boring and straight though)
Pants sizing sticker reading "42 straight"
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
mysticalmachinegun.bsky.social
Woah! Very rare that we get two games beaten in one stream, but we also got two raids to put the cherry on top!

Tails' Skypatrol and Sonic the Fighters are finished, and big ups to @stonyclassics.bsky.social and @sonneveld.bsky.social for the very kind raids!

Sonic Schoolhouse next week!
Livestream screenshot showing Sonic the Fighters (Arcade) on the left. Sonic is holding up two fingers in his famous pose. In the bottom right an old man streamer is doing the same but looking far less cool.
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
mysticalmachinegun.bsky.social
Middle aged man going to concert kit - deploy!
A photo taken from above showing a can of monster energy, that thick strapped watch style that was cool in 2005, and Voltaren and a knee brace for the old man-ness
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
mysticalmachinegun.bsky.social
Attempt: old-school green zombie
Result: emo Hulk
A man makes an angry face at camera. He has green face paint with black paint around the eyes and lips
October 31, 2025 at 10:44 AM
mysticalmachinegun.bsky.social
My two sides
Screenshot from dropout.tv's content warnings: Misophonia (Farting sounds) - [10:16-10:49] Mention of Self-Harm - [19:55-20:15]
October 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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I'm making no comments about my personal life at this time
A GMail screenshot showing an email with the subject line "Your new favourite mask has arrived"
October 27, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Tonight! It's time for a new Game Gear game as FINALLY Sonic gets his own game on GG after all these Tails solo adventures.

It's Sonic Labyrinth!

#MMGPlays

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Sonic Labyrinth Game Gear title screen. Sonic stands in front of an entrance to a tunnel
October 25, 2025 at 9:25 AM
mysticalmachinegun.bsky.social
Thanks for coming to my child's birthday! Here's where I think your child can lift their game.
A kids book titled "It's Mine! Learning About Sharing". The cover shows a girl taking her toys away A bright sticker on the cover saying "KIDS party bag fillers!"
October 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Going through CDs from the shed (you'll be glad to hear we're tidying up in there @underconsolepod.bsky.social ) and while I never lost the disc, finding this takes me back so bad
Phantasy Star Online Ver. 2 Japanese Dreamcast disc case With the manual all in Japanese!
October 2, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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GG! GG! GG! It's a trio of GGs as we start three straight Game Gear games in Sonic Saturdays - starting with Tails' Adventure!

#MMGPlays

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Tails Adventure Game Gear box art showing Tails riding his sub in front of some flying enemies
September 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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If only I could end every stream looking this fabulous
A bathroom selfie for old Mystical, the remnants of red face paint around his eyes and streaks of white in his beard
September 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
mysticalmachinegun.bsky.social
What the hell. Wrong sport versus the wrong country. Did someone burn a soccer ball?
An email subject advertising "IT'S MATCHDAY! Your CommBank Socceroos take on New Zealand TONIGHT in the Soccer Ashes First Leg! Ashes is cricket It's also versus England
September 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I had to take the lenses out of my Scientist Snake glasses as the magnification made it so I couldn't read text on screen, but I promise they existed and made my eyes look hilarious!
A middle aged white man who should know better wearing a black bandanna and black rimmed glasses. His eyes are looking huge due to the magnification
September 1, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Look at this! Sonic is snowboarding out of the Game Gear screen. Coolest bloody Hedgehog ever.
A comic book ad for Triple Trouble on the Sega Game Gear. Someone with white gloves is playing a GG with an illustrated picture of Knuckles and Nack looking angry at Sonic, cool as fuck, snowboarding right out the damn screen
August 31, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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The secret is out - on Wednesday we paused our series playthroughs at #MMGPlays so I could jump straight into Metal Gear Solid Delta. The bandanna and facepaint are back for a limited time only!
August 29, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Tonight! We hopefully complete Chris' path through Resident Evil 1 as we battle not one - but TWO Tyrants! With no grenade launcher!

#MMGPlays

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Simpsons Meme showing the "I'm seeing double here! Four Krustys!" but with Tyrants instead. Peak.
August 27, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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Tonight tonight tonight! It's triple trouble for our hedgehog hero as we tackle the Game Gear classic starring Nack the Weasel!

#MMGPlays

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Sonic Triple Trouble (Game Gear) box art
August 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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It's unbelievable sometimes, this retro gaming lark. I know I finished Resident Evil 2 back in the day on my Dreamcast and now I go back through my 7 (yes, 7) VMUs and can only find a system settings file. Probably deleted my saves in favour of another 80 block Shenmue file...
Dreamcast file management menu, showing a VMU with the highlighted file being "RE2/SYSTEM RESEVIL2.SYS RESIDENT EVIL2" dated "16/02/2001 18:58". It's 2 blocks worth
August 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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post a screenshot of your first 5 steam purchases and let bluesky judge you

open the steam client, click your name in the top right -> account details -> view purchase history and scroll down

I expanded my list to 6, hopefully you can tell why. Still haven't played Abes Oddysee...
Steam purchase history showing: 13 Sep, 2008: Deus Ex: Game of the Year 7 Sep, 2008: Super ID Software Pack 3 Sep, 2008: Oddworld Abes Oddysee and Exoddus package 4 May, 2008: TrackMania United Forever 18 Feb, 2008: Audiosurf 29 Nov, 2007: The Orange Box
August 15, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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Last night's stream was great fun! The death counter certainly got a workout, and I'd like to think my zigging and zagging skills improved as we went.

And a big thanks to @thespidercookie.bsky.social for the raid!
A very professionally made death counter, with a Worms Armageddon tombstone above a red number 10
August 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Oh shit I need to go hit something RIGHT NOW
iOS step tracker showing 7777 steps
August 5, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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These guys REALLY need to rethink their branding
"The Bonebus" parked on a sunny street. It depicts an image of a translucent human body on the side The van also says "measure up" on the side, uh huh "We come to you!" Declares the bus, proudly. Okay, we get it buddy
August 2, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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It all begins in less than 11 hours! TONIGHT, The Best of Nintendon't 8 begins!

horaro.org/ndont8/sched...
Pixelated image of a heavily wounded Mario
July 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Tonight! We play the first game I ever bought for myself back when I was 13 - Sonic 3! We're playing as Sonic only!

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#MMGPlays
Sonic 3 Mega Drive PAL cover. Sonic is prominent in the foreground with 3 fingers held aloft while Knuckles shakes his fist from Carnival Night Zone
July 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM