“No-one would have believed, in the late third age of middle earth…”

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It’s the Sycamore Gap all over again.

My bulbs came with a pair of white cotton gloves for installing them. I feel like a snooker referee.

There is no way to change the bulbs without removing the headlight unit, and that needs a degree in four dimensional geometry to get the thing out and then back in to the space provided.

I just smash it with my fists until it works again.

“Her fever has passed and I think she’s over the worst of it”

In The Rock, one of the bad guys calls Sean Connery (whose character was born in Glasgow), “An English prick” or some such. This is never addressed by Connery.