Myrtle McK
@myrtletee.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 Mombi ▪︎ SW Engineer ▪︎ Adoptee ▪︎ Cosplay Nerd ▪︎ Friend of Bill ▪︎ Gen X ▪︎ Ukulele addict ▪︎ Lib/Progressive ▪︎ Bowie Stan ▪︎ They/Them ▪︎ 💛🤍💜🖤
True Fact: White cats are Non-Neutonian fluids
May 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
True Fact: White cats are Non-Neutonian fluids
Oh god, not Judge Box-o-Wine 🤦
May 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Oh god, not Judge Box-o-Wine 🤦
Fuck you, Lutnick, you fucking fuck
May 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Fuck you, Lutnick, you fucking fuck
The online process was Carhell, but the vending machine was the easy part
April 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The online process was Carhell, but the vending machine was the easy part
My my poor Alonzo is totalled 🪦💀. I feel like calling the owner (the mom of kid who hit me) & tell her he cost me an extra 10k to buy a used car
April 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My my poor Alonzo is totalled 🪦💀. I feel like calling the owner (the mom of kid who hit me) & tell her he cost me an extra 10k to buy a used car
Nothing like being rear ended in traffic by a dude who said "I only looked down for a second"
The bright side is my existential dread is now a wee bit of shock 😬
The bright side is my existential dread is now a wee bit of shock 😬
April 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Nothing like being rear ended in traffic by a dude who said "I only looked down for a second"
The bright side is my existential dread is now a wee bit of shock 😬
The bright side is my existential dread is now a wee bit of shock 😬
Is Melaine even pretending to have a cause this time around?
April 4, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Is Melaine even pretending to have a cause this time around?
Gotta brag just a bit... it was soooooo nerve-wracking to snag these. Simething positive to look firwardin the hellscape of b this administration 💃🕺
April 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Gotta brag just a bit... it was soooooo nerve-wracking to snag these. Simething positive to look firwardin the hellscape of b this administration 💃🕺
Just when I thought he couldn't look stupider. Lay off the Special K, my dude
March 31, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Just when I thought he couldn't look stupider. Lay off the Special K, my dude
Gather 'round children & watch me dismantle the Dept of Education 🤮 That is pure evil
March 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Gather 'round children & watch me dismantle the Dept of Education 🤮 That is pure evil
Proof that cats are Non-Neutonian fluids. Lookit those pink toe beans 😍
March 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Proof that cats are Non-Neutonian fluids. Lookit those pink toe beans 😍
I thought this was hilarious as well 😏
March 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I thought this was hilarious as well 😏
I went to check on the Enola Homosexual and she's piiiiised
March 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I went to check on the Enola Homosexual and she's piiiiised
Uh... yes we are affected & we are talking about it in the regular
That fuckass can fuck ass
That fuckass can fuck ass
March 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Uh... yes we are affected & we are talking about it in the regular
That fuckass can fuck ass
That fuckass can fuck ass
It's a problem where I work as well
March 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It's a problem where I work as well
Oh snap! Is that a threat? Do you think he'll ban her account? I wasn't a fan of their relationship, but I am a Grimes fan. Good on her
March 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Oh snap! Is that a threat? Do you think he'll ban her account? I wasn't a fan of their relationship, but I am a Grimes fan. Good on her
Yeah, they are concerned about "civil rights" aka their perceived concerns about white people discrimination. I work at JH & I can assure you admissions & hiring are merit based, not skin color based. Should just come out and say Civil rights for white men
March 15, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Yeah, they are concerned about "civil rights" aka their perceived concerns about white people discrimination. I work at JH & I can assure you admissions & hiring are merit based, not skin color based. Should just come out and say Civil rights for white men
Ever notice how tesla's logo looks like an IUD?
March 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Ever notice how tesla's logo looks like an IUD?
Uh oh, Spaghetti's! I'd your own brother/board member sells a crapton of stock, it's either insider trading, or he's got a few more braincells than Elon & can read the cards. Womp womp
March 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Uh oh, Spaghetti's! I'd your own brother/board member sells a crapton of stock, it's either insider trading, or he's got a few more braincells than Elon & can read the cards. Womp womp