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My dude, believe me, Mars will seem like a lucky mistake. Tell you what, once all the tech billionaires moved there, you get to take the return rocket. You wouldn't like to share a Planet with them, and, given your history, they would want to deport you, anyway....
December 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My dude, believe me, Mars will seem like a lucky mistake. Tell you what, once all the tech billionaires moved there, you get to take the return rocket. You wouldn't like to share a Planet with them, and, given your history, they would want to deport you, anyway....
To be fair, his own voters are giving him a lot of reason to believe that. He's trying to get the others killed/cowed/deported
December 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
To be fair, his own voters are giving him a lot of reason to believe that. He's trying to get the others killed/cowed/deported
"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what your Kids can give up for me!"
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what your Kids can give up for me!"
I wonder who will fill that position once he's dead. Or will all the enablers return to Moral outrage when one of their own tries claim that same priviledge? Or is that outrage now reserved for a democrat wearing a tan suit?
December 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I wonder who will fill that position once he's dead. Or will all the enablers return to Moral outrage when one of their own tries claim that same priviledge? Or is that outrage now reserved for a democrat wearing a tan suit?
We all know if he merely sexually assaults one, that it would only get shrugs
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
We all know if he merely sexually assaults one, that it would only get shrugs
At least that's an addiction that won't kill you. I hope. I mean, nobody ever od'd on footnotes? Right?
December 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
At least that's an addiction that won't kill you. I hope. I mean, nobody ever od'd on footnotes? Right?
"Pearl Harbour?.. like, the wife of the actor?Hot piece of ass, did you see that?Moved on her like a bitch. I think she liked it, because i'm a Star. Did you notice that?Anyway, not sure why this date lives in infamy... nothing happened, all a hoax. Just treasonous democrats stealing an election.."
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"Pearl Harbour?.. like, the wife of the actor?Hot piece of ass, did you see that?Moved on her like a bitch. I think she liked it, because i'm a Star. Did you notice that?Anyway, not sure why this date lives in infamy... nothing happened, all a hoax. Just treasonous democrats stealing an election.."
Remastered? Will they, too, leave in the vomit hoses?
December 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Remastered? Will they, too, leave in the vomit hoses?
Sarge! Happy 2nd Advent!
December 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Sarge! Happy 2nd Advent!
And, crucially, only mean that, when they want them to mean that.
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
And, crucially, only mean that, when they want them to mean that.
Question: If the average virginal PC is owned by the average male user, will that innocent PC not lose that innocence when it is made to show porn? Or can that only happen if the owners' jizz reaches the motherboard?
December 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Question: If the average virginal PC is owned by the average male user, will that innocent PC not lose that innocence when it is made to show porn? Or can that only happen if the owners' jizz reaches the motherboard?
And he looks THRILLLLLED!!!
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
And he looks THRILLLLLED!!!
Can't wait for the remastered version of the secretary driving a lawnmower over the new boss' foot "right when he got it through the door."
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Can't wait for the remastered version of the secretary driving a lawnmower over the new boss' foot "right when he got it through the door."
Yeah, you walk past a hospital and they advertise for those. "Got 15 Minutes? Ask if we have a vacancy right now! Remember, you can never get enough preventative MRI's!"
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Yeah, you walk past a hospital and they advertise for those. "Got 15 Minutes? Ask if we have a vacancy right now! Remember, you can never get enough preventative MRI's!"
Better hair, too
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Better hair, too
Improvisation IS the mother of all invention
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Improvisation IS the mother of all invention
This might be controversial, but i'm starting to think analphabetism might be a healthier way of of life
November 22, 2025 at 11:56 AM
This might be controversial, but i'm starting to think analphabetism might be a healthier way of of life
Oh, thank god it was fake! 'Cause for a Moment there ....
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Oh, thank god it was fake! 'Cause for a Moment there ....
The Bad guys who did the Bad guys are my friends, or something?
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The Bad guys who did the Bad guys are my friends, or something?
Sooo, has Nuzzi a thing for old white men? Or "candidates "? Or is she simple sleeping with every subject of her reporting?
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Sooo, has Nuzzi a thing for old white men? Or "candidates "? Or is she simple sleeping with every subject of her reporting?
Ouch. I am sorry, George.
November 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Ouch. I am sorry, George.
Having to rely on your coworkers' kindness to donate their few vacation days so you can stay home with your newborn for maybe 2 weeks instead of 1. What the fuck!
November 16, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Having to rely on your coworkers' kindness to donate their few vacation days so you can stay home with your newborn for maybe 2 weeks instead of 1. What the fuck!
I know they are terrible at headlines, but "50 shades of Wale Sperm" was just sitting there.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I know they are terrible at headlines, but "50 shades of Wale Sperm" was just sitting there.
Just a Strawman, probably got sold already to the butcher after serving it's purpose.
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Just a Strawman, probably got sold already to the butcher after serving it's purpose.