Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions
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Someone on Twitter ordered the Merlot. So here I am.
And after Doug does that, he'll knock down the east wing of Queens Park to make room to build a Stag n Doe ballroom.
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
And after Doug does that, he'll knock down the east wing of Queens Park to make room to build a Stag n Doe ballroom.
I'm guessing Brian got a nice foot massage from his boss last night for this.
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I'm guessing Brian got a nice foot massage from his boss last night for this.
And instead of hanging around here trying to make your taxpayer’s voice heard why don’t you get off your ass, buddy, and go apply for a Skills Development Fund grant like all my hardworking friends do!!
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
And instead of hanging around here trying to make your taxpayer’s voice heard why don’t you get off your ass, buddy, and go apply for a Skills Development Fund grant like all my hardworking friends do!!
Deer My Friends
Today was very busy day for me at Queen Spark because we past our new bill The Throwing Renters Out Act but their were some people their makeen a lot of ruckiss so I told them to get jobs like when before I was Premair and I worked very hard running my dads company.
Premair
Today was very busy day for me at Queen Spark because we past our new bill The Throwing Renters Out Act but their were some people their makeen a lot of ruckiss so I told them to get jobs like when before I was Premair and I worked very hard running my dads company.
Premair
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Deer My Friends
Today was very busy day for me at Queen Spark because we past our new bill The Throwing Renters Out Act but their were some people their makeen a lot of ruckiss so I told them to get jobs like when before I was Premair and I worked very hard running my dads company.
Premair
Today was very busy day for me at Queen Spark because we past our new bill The Throwing Renters Out Act but their were some people their makeen a lot of ruckiss so I told them to get jobs like when before I was Premair and I worked very hard running my dads company.
Premair
Former CEO of his dad's company has job search tips for the general public.
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Former CEO of his dad's company has job search tips for the general public.
Can't afford cash bail?
No worries! Simply donate to Doug Ford's campaign and you too can get a Skills Development Fund grant to bail yourself out!
No worries! Simply donate to Doug Ford's campaign and you too can get a Skills Development Fund grant to bail yourself out!
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Can't afford cash bail?
No worries! Simply donate to Doug Ford's campaign and you too can get a Skills Development Fund grant to bail yourself out!
No worries! Simply donate to Doug Ford's campaign and you too can get a Skills Development Fund grant to bail yourself out!
Byrne is out and Outhouse is in.
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November 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Byrne is out and Outhouse is in.
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Conservatives: Why is Carney being all smiles with Trump?!
Also Conservatives: Why is Carney not being nice to Trump?!
Also Conservatives: Why is Carney not being nice to Trump?!
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Conservatives: Why is Carney being all smiles with Trump?!
Also Conservatives: Why is Carney not being nice to Trump?!
Also Conservatives: Why is Carney not being nice to Trump?!
When you're insecure and you look around the room smiling at everyone trying to get them to think your comment was as funny as you think it was.
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
When you're insecure and you look around the room smiling at everyone trying to get them to think your comment was as funny as you think it was.
Some more of that trademark Conservative mErIToCrAcY.
November 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Some more of that trademark Conservative mErIToCrAcY.
CPC MP Stephanie Kusie seen yesterday in Parliament insisting Carney doesn't love Canada and that she is outraged about the lineup she had to endure at the Tim Hortons drive-thru that morning.
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
CPC MP Stephanie Kusie seen yesterday in Parliament insisting Carney doesn't love Canada and that she is outraged about the lineup she had to endure at the Tim Hortons drive-thru that morning.
How dare you question Pierre's inherent sex appeal.
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
How dare you question Pierre's inherent sex appeal.
Marit hurt Doug's feeling (sic).
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Marit hurt Doug's feeling (sic).
It's like a cult of lack of personality.
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It's like a cult of lack of personality.
And this poll only surveyed people in Pierre's car pool group.
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
And this poll only surveyed people in Pierre's car pool group.
US President McDonald Trump pictured in November, 2025 opening the new $300M McBallroom at the McWhite House in McWashington, McDC.
- US History book, 2050
- US History book, 2050
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
US President McDonald Trump pictured in November, 2025 opening the new $300M McBallroom at the McWhite House in McWashington, McDC.
- US History book, 2050
- US History book, 2050
'He's staying. But maybe there's stuff that shouldn't be happening, sure.'
- Doug
- Doug
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
'He's staying. But maybe there's stuff that shouldn't be happening, sure.'
- Doug
- Doug
Area man whose team hasn't won in over a decade offers coaching tips.
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Area man whose team hasn't won in over a decade offers coaching tips.
I demand to know who stole my milk out of the Parliamentary fridge!!
November 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I demand to know who stole my milk out of the Parliamentary fridge!!
Hello, 911? Yes, I'd like to report a murder.
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Hello, 911? Yes, I'd like to report a murder.
Grey Cup organizers announce today Canadian supergroup Rage Against the Clouds to perform at half-time show.
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Grey Cup organizers announce today Canadian supergroup Rage Against the Clouds to perform at half-time show.
What Amuricuns think Canadian football looks like.
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
What Amuricuns think Canadian football looks like.
Pretty stressed about today's Grey Cup. I've got a small stack bet on Montreal.
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Pretty stressed about today's Grey Cup. I've got a small stack bet on Montreal.