Thoughts?

CINEMA!

My p*ssy every time I see the stress yall go through with loser ass men:

This woman creates content & has Marcus-Gunn Jaw Winking Syndrome (which I’ve never heard of) & her eyelid and jaw nerves are connected so any time she eats, speaks or basically does anything with her mouth, her left eyelid raises, etc.

The human body truly is something.

Like the way I do not care about shopping ATM. 😭

The ONLY BLACK FRIDAY MOOD IM IN. CYBER MONDAY. ALLUM

I was telling my mini she’s got it good. On today’s episode, I told her we (my sister & I) didn’t grow up on flat screen TVs. She told me to show her, so I showed her a picture of when I got my first one and she proceeded to make her own. Remorse and all. Wait until the end. 😭

Oh.

His what husband did WHAT???

???????????????????

Y’all do E V E R Y THING but avoid being idiots for these ‘men’, man. LIKE OMG WHUT!!!!!! $100k?! ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS?!?!!!?!!!

Yes, I’m a woman of hats. My retirement plan, though? Event rentals. 🤝🏾

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Alright now we’re getting somewhere. 🔐 IN! 🔥

Every single time.

These photos though? 💀

I cannot make this up. Like oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know we were playing the baby momma baby daddy Olympics, you hoe ass loser. 😭

I’d pass out every day from laughing. He’d get sick of me quick because I’d be an entire fool. 😭